The official Movie Hate thread.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Nine Death's of the Ninja, Sho Kosugi's worst film..

The Lovely Bones, better novel, film pure crap

Any movie in which, to steal from Family Guy, a man solves all a womans problems with his penis.

**** you misogyny!

Also, poor storytelling. But mostly MISOGYNY!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Love Sho Kosugi, I can't say I hate any of his films.

I love him too, but with 9 Death's, it just could have been a little better story wise, it had some good fight scenes though

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I love him too, but with 9 Death's, it just could have been a little better story wise, it had some good fight scenes though

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Which Kosugi film was the one where the chick was possessed?

Ninja 3: The Domination

She was HOT.

Ninja Assassin, sucks. I only watched it for Sho.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She was HOT.

yeah she was

Sucks that we never got to find out what caused that Ninja to go ape shit.

Alice in Wonderland. What the hell was Tim Burton thinking? It was BY FAR the worst movie of this year. And that's saying something since it's only May. I love Tim Burton, but after seeing this I havee lost complete faith in anything he does in the future. *shakes head in dispointment*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sucks that we never got to find out what caused that Ninja to go ape shit.

yep

Maybe it was the same thing that caused that guy to crash his plane into the federal building in Austin?

Originally posted by Impediment
ST 4: The Voyage Home, Generations, First Contact, and Nemesis were all awesome, IMO.

Generations and Nemesis were complete crap

The latest movie i have seen that was complete crap was Transformers 2, what a train reck that was.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Here are the ones I can think of right now.

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" - I hate what it represents, and I hate how it manipulated viewers in so many ways and yet goes "What else did you expect from an action movie?" It's insulting.

For me it was the people saying it's made so much money but that is only because the first movie did so good and peple expected the same thing i know i did but i was hand and absolute piect of crap.
Thats the michael bay formula.
he does 2 good movies and 3 bad
Transformers 3 (2011) (pre-production)

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) BAD
Transformers (2007) GOOD
The Island (2005) GOOD
Bad Boys II (2003) BAD
Pearl Harbor (2001) BAD
Armageddon (1998/I) BAD
The Rock (1996) GOOD
Bad Boys (1995) GOOD

So we will have 2 more craptacular movies from him. and it will probably be the transformers.

🍺 Transformers

I ****ing hate these movies,the second one was worse though, really was just 3 hours of pointless crap

'Wall-E'... that movie is horrible.

🍺 THE GODFATHER TRILOGY
Yes,thats right, Too me,these movies are overlong,boring and just lame,I will never understand the reputation they have,I have even watched 1 and 2 twice to try and see if theres something I'm missing,just cant get myself to enjoy these movies,I tried to but have just given up now

'Dragon Ball: Evolution' - This film, if you wanna call it that, is possibly the biggest piece o' shite to ever be made that had previous source material to draw from. Uwe Boll has made better movies and that's saying a lot. Not only did the people resposible, bastardize the source material, they couldn't even be bothered to do a good job with the direction they tried to go in. Bad acting, bad fight choreography, horrible music, low-rent visual effects... basically, name anything that makes a movie worth watching, and it's completely absent in this "film".

Even Jamie Chung, who is sexy as all hell, couldn't redeem it. The only thing worse than wasting my 90 minutes of my life is hearing that there will be a sequel.

Originally posted by darthmaul1
Bad Boys II (2003) BAD

The New Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Babe
Anything with Bruce Wills
MILK
Camp Nowhere