Pokemon v.s. Final Fantasy, with less speculation!

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Pokemon v.s. Final Fantasy, with less speculation!

So, my last thread on this was a resounding PHAILURE. It devolved into a bunch of theorybane sorrounding several universe destroying beings, while everyone else became useless. This thread will be aimed at the lower tier characters of either franchise, and as such will contain less speculation, and more ass kicking.

TEAMS!

Team POGEYMAWN
1. Machamp
2. Charizard
3. Blastoise
4. Tyranitar
5. Alakazam

Team FINAL FANTASY
1. Cloud
2. Vincent
3. Squall
4. Zell
5. Ultimecia, no time compression.

It wouldn't be better to create a thread putting the Pokemons against the Final Fantasy monsters? That would be fun, I guess...
How about some Pokemons against some of the Final Fantasy IX monsters?

Can do that, too, I s'pose. But for the record, Dodrio > Chocobos 😎

Vincent or Ultimecia solos.

ugh3

Vincent goes Chaos. /thread

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Vincent or Ultimecia solos.
Based on absolutely nothing?

😐 Explain why.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Vincent goes Chaos. /thread

And gets punched by Machamp. dur

Blastoise can be defeated by a very well trained Pikachu... 🤨

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
And gets punched by Machamp. dur

lolwut?

Originally posted by GrieverSquall
Blastoise can be defeated by a very well trained Pikachu... 🤨
Blastoise's water jets are powerful enough to punch through solid steel.
Originally posted by Nemesis X
lolwut?
Machamp can throw an asinine amount of punches in a second, I think it's 1000? Yeah.

I'm not up on Pokemom at the moment but can't Alakazam just mind-rape everyone on the Final Fantasy side? Plus Tyranitar is pretty beasty too.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Machamp can throw an asinine amount of punches in a second, I think it's 1000? Yeah.

Chaos is a challenge to those who threaten planets. Show me Machamp being a threat to the world.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Chaos is a challenge to those who threaten planets. Show me Machamp being a threat to the world.
Oh look, this is totally irrelevant. Guess what, Ganon would conquer the world if Link didn't stop him, and yeeeet... Link beating Ganon isn't a valid point. New one plx.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Blastoise's water jets are powerful enough to punch through solid steel.

REALLY?! 😑 You should show me that. You know, Blastoise is awesome and is one of my favorite Pokemon. But... Sadly.

Originally posted by Me
Blastoise can be defeated by a very well trained Pikachu... 🤨

Blastoise can also not be defeated by a very well trained Pikachu. 😐

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Oh look, this is totally irrelevant. Guess what, Ganon would conquer the world if Link didn't stop him, and yeeeet... Link beating Ganon isn't a valid point. New one plx.

Wait, Ganon had the power to destroy the world?

A random quote on Machamp from the pokedex..
"One arm alone can move mountains. Using all four arms, this Pokémon fires off awesome punches."
Yeah. 😐

Originally posted by GrieverSquall
REALLY?! 😑 You should show me that. You know, Blastoise is awesome and is one of my favorite Pokemon. But... Sadly.

Really, lemme go find his pokedex entry.
"Platinum The jets of water it spouts from the rocket cannons on its shell can punch through thick steel."
"Stadium It has spouts extending from its shell at the top. They spray water like cannons, hard enough to pierce concrete walls. "
Yep...

Furthermore, pikachu have a type advantage and are themselves ridiculously powerful. Just a few hanging out together can cause electrical storms passively.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Blastoise can also not be defeated by a very well trained Pikachu. 😐

You're right. I forgot about the trainer. 😄

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
"Platinum The jets of water it spouts from the rocket cannons on its shell can punch through thick steel."
"Stadium It has spouts extending from its shell at the top. They spray water like cannons, hard enough to pierce concrete walls. "

What's this? I never saw Blastoise doing that... 😕

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
A random quote on Machamp from the pokedex..
"One arm alone can move mountains. Using all four arms, this Pokémon fires off awesome punches."
Yeah. 😐

Vincent has the advantage in the air. He can just fly and shoot rounds from his Death Penalty at Machamp until he's dead. I forgot, how many points get knocked off a Pokemon in the games because in Final Fantasy, Chaos Vincent's Death Penalty can knock 2000 points off of his opponents.

Machamp can toss a train over the horizon. It was 1000 punches in 2 seconds, though.