Bayonetta, Kratos, and Sephiroth vs. Link and Sheik (SSBB)

Started by Ms.Marvel44 pages

can i see the cutscene in question please?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Indeed, it is quite hard to lower myself to your level. 😛 Pffft, theres only about 5 that come close to him anyway, all of which he 'dodges' before they even appear. I would think the pointg would be to maintain accuracy and real world physics, also to make the feat in some way impressive instead of something bullet-timers chuckle at. 🙂

Link with this feat isn't fast at all. At most it gives him fast reaction time, which really doesn't mean anything when theres 5 strikes for every one block you can make. Speed>Reaction's any day.

I would never argue in contradiction of a cutscene. I can argue whats in it (or, as the case has been, what isn't) though. And all I see is blatant aim dodging.

I'm just gonna preface this with: I'm really not in the mood for the insane deconstruction that's become a common tactic on KMC, so if this comes off as hostile, I'm just in a bitchy mood.

Here's the deal: The cutscene is very obvious in both it's intent and content.
-Content: Link and Mario persue the ancient minister while he shoosts at them, and they skate past the laser fire with ease.
-Intent: Link and Mario are awesome.

We see a hail of laser fire, and we see the pair dodge and jump past them effortlessly, we see the lasers impact where they were a moment before. Yes, we can see the lasers. This is because if you just see Link and Mario randomly hopping and sliding it looks retarded and has no context. The player can always see crap like this, by your logic everyhtign in Final Fantasy evar is slow, because I can see it. Downplaying a feat given in a cutscene with such banter as "those aren't lasers!" and "I can see it, it must be slower than a bullet", it just stupid. I am sorry, but it is stupid. This isn't quite as bad as when you suggested that, despite Midna being the only attack we see, it's highly unlikely she destroyed the castle(lol?), but it's up there.

Dodging multiple lasers without effort >> any amount of strikes team one can throw at him, they simply are not that fast. With Sheik on his team, this is ridiculous. Sheik can casually teleport onto a flying Arwing as it dodges even moar lasers, and shove her fingers through it's wind shield. Arwing's are ridiculously durable. That's plenty good enough for her to kill Sephiroth and Bayonetta, and it leaves Kratos unable to catch either of the pair. 😐

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
can i see the cutscene in question please?
YouTube video

Drat, ninja'd.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I'm just gonna preface this with: I'm really not in the mood for the insane deconstruction that's become a common tactic on KMC, so if this comes off as hostile, I'm just in a bitchy mood.
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only cause you've done it yourself ya noob 313

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
only cause you've done it yourself ya noob 313
I can't recall ever resorting to "That's not a laser/bullet/prove that thing that looks like a duck is a duck/even though that's the only attack we see, there HAD to have been another..."

i dont recall you talking about "That's not a laser/bullet/prove that thing that looks like a duck is a duck/even though that's the only attack we see, there HAD to have been another..." in the post i quoted either.

cause you didnt 131

you said

insane deconstruction

or,

downplaying

which is something that you have done. dont deny it. 313

Quote me doing it, and I'll admit I've done it. There's a difference between calling bullshit on stuff, which I have done, and often, because I seem to bump into BT a lot.

theres a line between calling something bullshit and deconstructing it, thats not visible to the person who is doing it

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
theres a line between calling something bullshit and deconstructing it, thats not visible to the person who is doing it

Find me doing the latter. I'm not one of the people on the forum who demands an incredible amount of proof. Gimme a cutscene or a few screenshots, and maybe some text from in game and I'm happy.

If this is still about Bayonetta, I was right, remember? Has screenshots to prove it.

We see a hail of laser fire,

Lazers? What lazers?

. Yes, we can see the lasers. This is because if you just see Link and Mario randomly hopping and sliding it looks retarded and has no context.

Incorrect, if they developers had wanted them to be actual lazers they could have easily shown signs that they're remotely like lazers (i.e. Slow-mo, characters moving fast).

Downplaying a feat given in a cutscene with such banter as "those aren't lasers!" and "I can see it, it must be slower than a bullet", it just stupid. I am sorry, but it is stupid. This isn't quite as bad as when you suggested that, despite Midna being the only attack we see, it's highly unlikely she destroyed the castle(lol?), but it's up there.

I prefer to think of it as defeating you using logic and lateral thinking. Not to sound too arrogant, but in debates you call your opponent out on their bullshit if you can. And when people make assumptions, the place starts to stink, if you get my drift.


Dodging multiple lasers without effort >> any amount of strikes team one can throw at him, they simply are not that fast.

Great, I agree. Except for the parts where I disagree. Which is everything. Bayo nad Seph> what we see on the screen. Seriously, re-watch teh scene and tell me they couldn't have done what the other two did and do it even easier.

Sheik can casually teleport onto a flying Arwing as it dodges even moar lasers, and shove her fingers through it's wind shield. Arwing's are ridiculously durable.

What are their feats in SSBB?

That's plenty good enough for her to kill Sephiroth and Bayonetta, and it leaves Kratos unable to catch either of the pair.

prove that thing that looks like a duck is a duck

Its not a duck if it looks nothing like a duck and goes moo. 😐

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Find me doing the latter. I'm not one of the people on the forum who demands an incredible amount of proof. Gimme a cutscene or a few screenshots, and maybe some text from in game and I'm happy.

If this is still about Bayonetta, I was right, remember? Has screenshots to prove it.

you werent right, and it ended with you saying something about asteroids traveling close to the speed of light. regardless if you were right or wrong, though, that doesnt change the fact that you were downplaying lol

Lazers? What lazers?
Stop mispelling it, it's irking me. Lasers* And you know, the red shit they were dodging?
Incorrect, if they developers had wanted them to be actual lazers they could have easily shown signs that they're remotely like lazers (i.e. Slow-mo, characters moving fast).
Incorrect? Link and Mario were moving incredibly fast. 😐
I prefer to think of it as defeating you using logic and lateral thinking. Not to sound too arrogant, but in debates you call your opponent out on their bullshit if you can. And when people make assumptions, the place starts to stink, if you get my drift.
You do sound really arrogant here, because that isn't what you did at all. You made a massive leap of logic, and infact more assumptions. No making assumptions.
1. We see Midna attack, no one else.
2. After she attacks, castle goes boom.
3. Accoreding to you, a midget did it. ...!?

Wanna talk bullshit, you're currently denying that there are even lasers in a cutscene just for the sake of downplaying Link.

Great, I agree. Except for the parts where I disagree. Which is everything. Bayo nad Seph> what we see on the screen. Seriously, re-watch teh scene and tell me they couldn't have done what the other two did and do it even easier.
Neither one of those characters has ever dodged a laser, so no. They could not, infact, do it at all.

can someone show me the cutscene please?

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
you werent right, and it ended with you saying something about asteroids traveling close to the speed of light. regardless if you were right or wrong, though, that doesnt change the fact that you were downplaying lol
I did not, I said Asteroids move at a top end of 16000 m/s. 😐

And it isn't downplaying if I'm right, that's the difference. Calling bullshit on something that is bullshit isn't downplaying at all.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
can someone show me the cutscene please?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
YouTube video
I already did.

what? yes it is lol.

edit- oh thanks, didnt notice it earlier.

intresting...

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
what? yes it is lol.
How so? If I'm right, the feat isn't as impressive as it's being made out to be, and I am not downplaying. 😐 Explain how that's downplaying?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
How so? If I'm right, the feat isn't as impressive as it's being made out to be, and I am not downplaying. 😐 Explain how that's downplaying?

because "right" is relative. just because you think youre right doesnt mean that you are. hell if we all think youre right, it doesnt mean that you are. thats one thing, and another is that "right" is only decided at the end of deliberation. so does that mean that throughout the contest to figure out if youre right or wrong, you are downplaying it, and then once we've decided that youre right, it then ceases to be downplaying?

thats stupid.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
because "right" is relative. just because you think youre right doesnt mean that you are. hell if we all think youre right, it doesnt mean that you are. thats one thing, and another is that "right" is only decided at the end of deliberation. so does that mean that throughout the contest to figure out if youre right or wrong, you [b]are downplaying it, and then once we've decided that youre right, it then ceases to be downplaying?

thats stupid. [/B]

"right" being relative is a stupid concept. 😐 If I have a screenshot, read: physical evidence, that what I'm saying is true, which I did, and the opposition has not, then I am right, and I'm not downplaying, I'm clarifying. 😐

For example, let's turn the tables. Let's say I claimed Link is strong enough to... I dunno, push apart continents (he certainly is not.), and you tell me I'm wrong, and correct me, you're downplaying? No. 😐 You're being reasonable.

Edit: I need less 😐's

Moar edit: Leaving this thread for the time being. I'm not in the right mood to be debating with people who don't suck.