Bayonetta, Kratos, and Sephiroth vs. Link and Sheik (SSBB)

Stop mispelling it, it's irking me. Lasers* And you know, the red shit they were dodging?

Maybe its the english spelling. Anyway, I like the z, it makes it zexy. And they didn't seem behave like lazser's to me.

Incorrect? Link and Mario were moving incredibly fast.

Admittedly, but they were well within human speed and nowhere near what you'd need to be to go laser dodging.

You do sound really arrogant here, because that isn't what you did at all.

Arrogant? Or zexy?

Ok, I apologise.

Wanna talk bullshit, you're currently denying that there are even lasers in a cutscene just for the sake of downplaying Link.

I'm really not. I'm just trying to make sense out of a feat. We know that they can't be lasers, or at least what we think of as lasers, becuase they don't move anywhere close to the speed lasers do. then after watching the scen I noticed that Link didn't quite 'dodge' all that much, so I posted it. I'm not downplaying him, I'm just arguing that you're contradicting what we see on the screen.

Neither one of those characters has ever dodged a laser, so no. They could not, infact, do it at all.

Both of them are much faster than the beams we see though.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
"right" being relative is a stupid concept. 😐 If I have a screenshot, read: physical evidence, that what I'm saying is true, which I did, and the opposition has not, then I am right, and I'm not downplaying, I'm clarifying. 😐

physical evidence that you a fallible human being interpreted in your own fallible manner. there is a reason why all science can only be considered, at it's height, a law only according to our own understanding, not a universal fact. this is a corner stone of science. the reason why is because there are factors that you can not know about. for example, how do you know that in every debate you have ever been in on here your opponent only stopped arguing back because they were bored, or dissuaded to continue through some other means, not because they simply couldnt produce a counter argument? you have no way of disproving this concept; its impossible for you to do so.

therefore there isnt absolute empirical evidence that youre actually right; current evidence that youre aware of just makes you think you are. again, thats a corner stone of science and logic.

For example, let's turn the tables. Let's say I claimed Link is strong enough to... I dunno, push apart continents (he certainly is not.), and you tell me I'm wrong, and correct me, you're downplaying? No. 😐 You're being reasonable. [/B]

im downplaying the feat that you presented, absolutely.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Moar edit: Leaving this thread for the time being. I'm not in the right mood to be debating with people who don't suck.

Will get back to you.

k.

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Team 1 wins.

Originally posted by GrieverSquall
Team 1 wins.

Originally posted by GrieverSquall
Team 1 wins.

Stop trying to overhype your favoured characters, the lasers are not as quick as light and Link and Mario cannot react to light speed.

Oh look, as usual BT hasn't read the thread, he's just posting against Link because of bias. Gee. That's been covered, never claimed it was light speed. What it is, is easily good enough to prevent him ever being touched by anyone on team one.

Oh ive read the thread and watched the vid you claim to put him above bayonettas speed, its nothing close. Its not really a good feat, their just running as the inaccurate shots spray around them.

Bayonetta casually dodges bullets and can stop time, she solos. Kratos probably cant be hurt and sephirtohs quick too. Any one would solo.

I reply to you once and you go into troll mode that quickly, eh?

Dodging lasers > dodging bullets. Sephiroth and Bayonetta are nonfactors, Kratos ends up in a 2v1. 😐

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Dodging lasers > dodging bullets. Sephiroth and Bayonetta are nonfactors, Kratos ends up in a 2v1. 😐

Prove that first statement 🙂

Lasers are faster than bullets, dodging lasers is therefore a better feat than dodging bullets. I suppose I need to prove up is this way^?

Thats not evidence, thats a statement. Go and find the evidence that the lasers fired at Link are faster than bullets.

Step one. They are lasers. Step two. Lasers are faster than bullets. Logic, go. Do I also need to prove Link's tunic is green? dur

Your trying to make the generalisation that every laser in fiction is as quick as a laser in real life? 🙄

You're trying to make the assumption that light amplified by stimulated emission of radiation is slower than a bullet?

nice dodge there, now you have two things to prove, your generalisation that lasers in fiction are all as quick as in real life AND that the minister creates that laser as we would.

Ofc then we have to take into account that the two characters were dodging rapid inaccurate shots, some of which were fireing wide and they did not really react to anything than perhaps the aim of the minister.

large pile of reasons why this feat is useless, along with the fact his lasers are inaccurate and slower than light.

I dodged nothing. You'd have to be retarded to even suggest a bullet is faster than a laser.

Edit: you added more, so will I. If they're so innaccurate, why do they hit where MArio and Link had been just before they'd dodged? And why does it not being light speed make the feat useless? It's still the best reaction feat in this thread.