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And the flies too.

No there were definitely more than two.... 😛

hehehe

Have you ever shat in a trumpet?

No. Is that a memorable experience?

I dunno. Im contemplating finding out.

It should be amusing to see the player struggle to get that first note.

Or the person sitting looking at the trumpet player. Instant tan.

LOL Yeah True interactivity with the audience, that.

With a bang.

And a "brurprprprprprprprprprrprprrrrrrrrrrrrp".

Flatulence too?

Well.....simulated flatulence really.....

Which the effect of poop flying everywhere and that distinct blocked trumpet sound should do nicely

How graphic.

Yes it would be.

And very, how's that expression, 'in your face'.

Yes. The ultimate mudpack for those hate themselves.

Mudpack with a nutty smell.

Urrrrrrrrgggghhhhhh

Poopfaced tomfoolery and shenanigans.

Another great title for a movie.

It be a big seller in Europe. (And with some Brit MPs probably too)