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A parsec is a unit of distance, isn't it.

So that depends of the location the start and the end.

Depends on what parsec exactly... the standard parsec of the Correllian...

It usually is time related.

Yeah thats distance.

It was used like its sounded in the context of a speed, but its more like a limit on hyperspace jumps moves with in a distance, apparently.

Either than or Han was gauging Kenobi and Luke's knowledge about space travel (Which might have affected pricing if he detected a couple of saps)

So how do you do a Kessel run is less than 12 parsecs? It always sounded like it was a certain trajectory that he did in a less than usual time.

It was probably achieved in those distances of space as experienced by the pilot and ship, not by the physical distance between Start and Finish in regular unwarped space.

Did someone say cake?

Gateaux...

Im gonna defrost that big bastard black forest gateaux i've got in my freezer....

I sure makes more sense.

It will tommorrow. Yum.

Don't eat it all at once.

Oh I couldn't do that.

My gobs not that big.

(I have to use a fork to tear it apart, eating those individual forkloads sequentially, but not stopping 'til that delicious bastards all gone.)

Need a fork lift?

Hahahahah No.... No 3 three tonne counterbalance required, thank you..

Now what do I do with it?

Take it to the Oprah thread, naturally..

What? And get her out? No way dude.... she'll start yapping.

She wont if you take in a banquet on the pallet on the forks.

The horrific tearing, hacking, ripping, rending and chewing noises will be both deafening and hard to bare, but its better than hearing one of her monologues.

When you hear the grinding noise, it means the pallet is gone and shes eating through the forks.

I'm afraid lifting her will cause the release of more fumes.

Well that quite a sensible apprehension to have.
If they mix with the previous ones, it could make what Saddam did to the Kurds look like someone putting on some very nice smelling expensive aftershave.

My neighbours are dead already butI think I can get away with it. Conscienciously lifting her however...