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Shes probably not very flexible at 95, either......

I don't even wanna think about it.

Yes just best to get in there quick and do it eh...? Before the romance of the moment is lost.

I better hire Carl Spakler to get her out.

Well will he try baiting her by sending a out full sized "Mrs.Smith-from-number-65" replica made from C4, on a bit of string...?

I hope so.

T'would be chucklesome.

I better get my camera.

You best be quick. Good news is you're unlikely to require a zoom.

I hope so.

Oops you missed it.

I better Google it then.

Heh. Cant scratch your arse in this day and age without it being centralised these days via youtube, it seems..... 😛

Nope... it is our real world. And Wikileaks is the way out.

Wonder what they have on Sadako..

Reading it as we speak.... quite entertaining. My God... this guy is weird.

LOL You read the bit about the LEDs...?
Am I named as gopher intelligence...? 😂

You are...... errr.... "mentioned" in relation to gophers, but I'm afarid to repeat it here. Children may be around. Damn... you ARE weird.,

😖hifty:

OMG... that last document on Wikileaks about you.... OMG OMG OMG....