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Poor lad...

Yes...... Im....not........sure..........thatitsoveryet!

Bevare!

Yes, Keptin.

Pull the chain!

Im................pulling...........on...........the chain, Queeq...

....Im.....waiting................for the flush.

And?

It...worked.....some measure of success.....was had!!

Now for...acupoftea...Queeq!

The what?

Cupofteaaa.......Queeq.

Do I look like a cupofteamaker?

Yes:

For ages..... I thought it was a cool looking blaster in your sig...... but now I truly understand its sleek, elegant tea machine design.

Thats medium milk, with three sugars please. 😛

Only three?

Im cutting down.

Good for you.

😉

Do you have any... weasels on a stick?

LOLZ No.....Im afraid we're fresh out of those this afternoon. 😛

Again?

I know....gonna have to have a word in the shell-likes of the suppliers.