Robocop v. Wolverine

Started by Sadako of Girth25 pages
Originally posted by KingD19
Well, if Juggernaut didn't ko Wolverine or damage his skeleton, Robocop isn't getting anywhere near that.

Well, Magneto did.

And what if Robocop has Admantium bullets in his Auto-9...?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's a 9 milly with a 50 round clip.
I thought each clip held 170 rounds. I know it's retarded but....

Originally posted by Darth Martin
I thought each clip held 170 rounds. I know it's retarded but....
This whole thread is retarded, babe.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
I thought each clip held 170 rounds. I know it's retarded but....

It could be. In the link I posted form the shooting range, he is firing away for ages before we see the counter in the nineties.

200 rounds, 300 rounds, won't matter. He'll never get off a shot.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This whole thread is retarded, babe.

Just the bit about Wolverine being to be able to block all Robo's gunshots to his face....and the attempted downplaying of Robocop's shooting abiltahhhs.

And the dodging...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well, Magneto did.

And what if Robocop has Admantium bullets in his Auto-9...?

You're serious? You're comparing the Master of Magnetism to Robocop? The guy who moved the Golden Gate Bridge is being compared to Robocop? Mags hurt him by messing with his skeleton, but he never damaged it. Robocop is nowhere strong enough to damage adamantium, to think so is stupid.

And no, he doesn't have Adamantium bullets, Adamantium isn't even in that universe.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
200 rounds, 300 rounds, won't matter. He'll never get off a shot.

😕

Ok.......... NOW its retarded.

Originally posted by KingD19
You're serious? You're comparing the Master of Magnetism to Robocop? The guy who moved the Golden Gate Bridge is being compared to Robocop? Mags hurt him by messing with his skeleton, but he never damaged it. Robocop is nowhere strong enough to damage adamantium, to think so is stupid.

And no, he doesn't have Adamantium bullets, Adamantium isn't even in that universe.

Depends how hot that admantium at the time.

Oh awesome Murphy Wins then, if Wolverine suddenly cant have a skeleton in any universe Murphy's in....!!!!

A gellatinous pile of flesh can heal all it wants, but without a skeleton, Wolvey'll be no threat to Murphy.

One thing, fellas.

Let's say Robo KO's Wolvie with a head shot. I can;t believe I'm saying that. Anyway, Wolvie is KO'd. What then? He'll wake up. He'll be pissed, he'll decap Robo.

Unless Robocop wraps Wolverine up in a couple of thick girders that not only stop Wolverine for escaping, but also stop him being able to move his hands/arms.

Or Robo flies off on his jet pack.

Wolverine win

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Depends how hot that admantium at the time.

Oh awesome Murphy Wins then, if Wolverine suddenly cant have a skeleton in any universe Murphy's in....!!!!

A gellatinous pile of flesh can heal all it wants, but without a skeleton, Wolvey'll be no threat to Murphy.

Once Adamantium cools for the first time, it's for all intents and purposes, indestructible.

Hahahahaha, funny, I mean that the Robocop universe never stated anything about Adamantium, so it wasn't in use, Wolverine obviously has it. That comment actually made you look pretty stupid.

(Except for when its bent)

Nah. Not really.... YOU'RE the one accidentally gimping his own Admantium, buddy. 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
(Except for when its bent)

Nah. Not really.... YOU'RE the one accidentally gimping his own Admantium, buddy. 😛

When was Adamantium bent in the movies? And I'm not gimping anything.

In the 1st movie. By Magneto.

It was also damaged by admantium bullets, which in a reasonably fair fight, Robocop would have.

OK fair enough, allowing for the Admantium plating on Wolverine's skeleton, you admit that it reasonable that Robocop could get admantium bullets, if it exists in his opponents world....?

crylaugh Infinity.

obviously wolverine was transported to robocop's dimension by a mystic portal, therefore he gets his skeleton but robocop gets no adamantium bullets 😄

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
obviously wolverine was transported to robocop's dimension by a mystic portal, therefore he gets his skeleton but robocop gets no adamantium bullets 😄
No wait, I got it.....Wolvie uses magical spells, he casts fiendfyre and teleports to Canada, has a beer, comes back on a magic carpet, uses the Jedi mind trick and makes Robo blow his own head off!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
One thing, fellas.

Let's say Robo KO's Wolvie with a head shot. I can;t believe I'm saying that. Anyway, Wolvie is KO'd. What then? He'll wake up. He'll be pissed, he'll decap Robo.

Yeah, covered that early on. Why the thread-started made this to the KO and why this thread is stupid.

So Robo has a good chance to momentarily drop Wolverine by bouncing a clip off his skull, then he's soon dead.