Robocop v. Wolverine

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Failed to mention the additional sixish feet? Yeah, those extra six feet make all the difference in the world.

So tell me, in your professional opinion. What is a good time for someone in good shape to run 100 feet? Taking off from a dead stop, accelerating to top speed, and reaching the 100 foot mark?

A male in good/average shape (Not "KILLER shape"😉, should be able to run 100 metres in around 14 seconds. That's the average time. That's 7.14 metres a second.

100 feet at 7.14 metres per second would take four seconds.

That means that you would be doing six metres per second if what you NOW say is true. So you would have a theoretical 100 metres time, again, of 16 seconds. That's five seconds slower than your original speed when you first made the claim.

You've conveniently remembered something that shaves five seconds off your potential sprint time.

If there's one thing I know about you, it's that you like to revel in your glories. If you actually did 100 feet in five seconds, you'd have remembered it and made that claim first. You didn't, you said 94 feet in six. That's not a rough guess, that's specific numbers and dimensions. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna call you a blatant liar if you expect me to believe you.

-AC

Ok.

Back to topic: Robo versus Wolvie.

OK.

Robo takes a good six seconds to draw and aim. Wolverine can cover at least a hundred feet in six seconds. unless they start 150 to 200 feet apart, Robo never gets a shot off.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's a 9 milly with a 50 round clip.

This clip easily refutes the second part of that statement. 🙂

Paper clip?

Originally posted by KingD19
Since the movie is a prequel, the X movies should follow it. Despite how bad it was, sequels are supposed to follow continuity set by prequels, not the other way around.

And yeah, Zero's a better shot, neither of them miss, but Zero's was making headshots, upside down, in mid-air, without looking, and the people he was shooting were on the side of him, Robocop could never pull that off.

But he has pulled off stuff like that.

The coke factory bust in Robocop 1:
Firing at people behind him, to the side of him, above him...
all without needing to look, past the 1st locking in of them on his tracking system.

And lets not forget the kinda stuff that Robocop could pull off that we never saw Zero do: That tricky rebound shot geometry calculation thing he does in Robocop 2...

He could shoot Woverine through Walls if he likes thanks to built in Thermal imaging and sonic tracking.

His Auto 9 also had at least a 100 shot clip and could make those shots go a long way if he shoots wolverine in the eye over and over forcing him to recover at like 5-20 mins per round. Especially with mulitiple clips.

He could theoretically go on for as long as his power cell would allow.
Like 200 years or so if his shit runs like Terminator.

No one has mentioned Wolverine's enhanced sense of smell.

How about this then:

Robo gets the drop on Wolverine, ko's him, then Robo using his exceptional strength, bends a steel girder many times round Wolverine, keeping Logan's hands bound to his sides so he cant move...?

Cause then Robocop could spend the next 70 years unloading the cobra assault cannon in Logan's face for shits and giggles, and to test the durability of the admantium skeleton, but mostly for the uber elaborate victory lolz.

Cause thats sounds epic winnish to me. 🙂

And what if Robocop were to bend parts of Logan's skeleton somehow while Logan recovers..?

How does Robo get the drop on Wolvie? He stomps around like a Cleidsdale. Not to mention Wolvie will smell him far before he sees him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No one has mentioned Wolverine's enhanced sense of smell.

Oh I bet you think his nose is pretty smart, huh...?

Can it outsmart a bullet..? 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Oh I bet you think his nose is pretty smart, huh...?

Can it outsmart a bullet..? 😛

I think he'll smell Robo, ambush him, gut him like a piggie, oink oink.

Yeah.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How does Robo get the drop on Wolvie? He stomps around like a Cleidsdale. Not to mention Wolvie will smell him far before he sees him.

Robocop sees him at and shoots him: Thats how.

Robocop could nail him from way further than Wolverine could smell him from, im sure....especially if there are rooms/walls involved (no probs for Robocop, though there) And what if Robocop swoops in from the sky and rocket launches him with no warning to Wolverine's nose...?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Robocop sees him at and shoots him: Thats how.

Robocop could nail him from way further than Wolverine could smell him from, im sure....especially if there are rooms/walls involved (no probs for Robocop, though there) And what if Robocop swoops in from the sky and rocket launches him with no warning to Wolverine's nose...?

Ah, the sweet smell of lunacy.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I think he'll smell Robo, ambush him, gut him like a piggie, oink oink.

Yeah.

I think that the bullshitty smell of that line of reasoning would cloak any natural scent that a machine gives off. 😉

Theres nothing really to gut of him, post Robocop 2.
Hes basically head on a stick, and the face, and most of the head was a rubber construct to honour Murphy after the original organic bits died.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ah, the sweet smell of lunacy.

Yes thats you, you can smell.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I think that the bullshitty smell of that line of reasoning would cloak any natural scent that a machine gives off. 😉

Theres nothing really to gut of him, post Robocop 2.
Hes basically head on a stick, and the face, and most of the head was a rubber construct to honour Murphy after the original organic bits died.

He'd smell the oil, the lubricants, he'd sense Robo and ambush him.

Gut, meaning ripping out his wired innards.

Well, if Juggernaut didn't ko Wolverine or damage his skeleton, Robocop isn't getting anywhere near that.

So now weve established that Robocop most likely will make the fist contact via the auto-9, the rest remains there for you to counter....

So WTF would Logan do in that scenario...? huh..?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So now weve established that Robocop most likely will make the fist contact via the auto-9, the rest remains there for you to counter....

So WTF would Logan do in that scenario...? huh..?

Robo takes a good six seconds to draw and aim. Wolverine can cover at least a hundred feet in six seconds. unless they start 150 to 200 feet apart, Robo never gets a shot off.

Your turn.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He'd smell the oil, the lubricants, he'd sense Robo and ambush him.

Gut, meaning ripping out his wired innards.

And that would stand out from cars, Bikes, Bicycles, Door Hinges and the tonnes of other things with oil and grease in em that would be about WHY exactly...?

And his nose isn't infaliable.