Robocop v. Wolverine

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WTF?

Well, I'm glad both of you aren't being idiots about it by reporting each other. That'd be lame. But, you're both still trashing up the thread.

RJ, you're getting hung up on the bullet calibers, impact, etc. It doesn't matter as Wolvie dices Robo before he gets a shot off for any distance below 100 feet. (low end) And with high-end feats, it doesn't matter the distance as Wolvie doesn't get knocked out.

No matter how you "slice" this thread, James comes out as the "Victor.' (Two puns for one, night!)

Originally posted by dadudemon
Read the rest of the thread.

WTF?

Well, I'm glad both of you aren't being idiots about it by reporting each other. That'd be lame. But, you're both still trashing up the thread.

RJ, you're getting hung up on the bullet calibers, impact, etc. It doesn't matter as Wolvie dices Robo before he gets a shot off for any distance below 100 feet. (low end) And with high-end feats, it doesn't matter the distance as Wolvie doesn't get knocked out.

No matter how you "slice" this thread, James comes out as the "Victor.' (Two puns for one, night!)

Now, to crush the "eye shot" theory." Wolvie lowers his head and charges. Problem solved. Didja see that? Didja see what I did?

I ask "Why was Wolvie not KO'd by Zero's bullets, then KO'd by the cops bullets?" and no one answers. Funny.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That's one of the reasons, yes. One of many.

Now, to crush the "eye shot" theory." Wolvie lowers his head and charges. Problem solved. Didja see that? Didja see what I did?

I ask "Why was Wolvie not KO'd by Zero's bullets, then KO'd by the cops bullets?" and no one answers. Funny.

You're lying. That question was answered pages ago. It's just stupidity.

A person can't be knocked out by a bullet to the head if their head has a metal around it: a bullet doesn't produce near enough inertia to knock someone out. Not even close. What's more likely: he played "dead" to help the situation relax.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You're lying. That question was answered pages ago. It's just stupidity.

A person can't be knocked out by a bullet to the head if their head has a metal around it: a bullet doesn't produce near enough inertia to knock someone out. Not even close. What's more likely: he played "dead" to help the situation relax.

He doesnt have to be, RJ.
100 high velocity shots delivered with computer prescision will be enough.
Plus, remember that richochet shot in Robocop 2..?

Originally posted by dadudemon
You're lying. That question was answered pages ago. It's just stupidity.

A person can't be knocked out by a bullet to the head if their head has a metal around it: a bullet doesn't produce near enough inertia to knock someone out. Not even close. What's more likely: he played "dead" to help the situation relax.

How about the accumilative inertial effects of Logan running on to the bullets as they slam into his eyes and how will he see murphy, for that matter..?

Teleporter, dark wizard.....He can conjure up a smoke cloud so that Wolvie never sees him. Wait, he can cast the death spell!!!!!!

lol

Wait, that won't work. He'll be in a thousand little pieces after Wolvie chops him into little Robobits. Hell, R2D2 has a better chance.

You cant prove that.
Youve failed to after 21 pages of gimping and ignoring Roboscreenfeats while trying to protect Wolverine in a crust your own fanboy smegma.
Fact.

And that was after Robocop's Cobra was gimped away in the middle of the night by the gimphorse.

Wolvie against a Sentinel:

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Sure, Robo'd give him trouble haermm

Gee, I wonder how Robo would do against a Sentinel, armed with only his Auto 9?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I ask "Why was Wolvie not KO'd by Zero's bullets, then KO'd by the cops bullets?" and no one answers. Funny.

I've answered that many a time, you simple ignore it.

Repeat:

Origins completely went against what was established in X1, X2 and X3. It was done to appease 12 year old boys, nothing more.

If you truly do think it's the same exact character, then please do explain how the Adamatium holes he received in Origins when Stryker shot him in the head with the epically lame "adamantium bullet gun" mysteriously vanished in X1, when Jean shows us Wolverine's x-ray? (You also believe the animated Riddick is the same Riddick in the live films, despite the obvious fantasying, so probably dumb of me to ask here)

If not, we go by what was established and has a sense on continuity, X1, X2 and X3. Which of course, Wolverine is susceptible to being KO'd, as he was on three different occasions. To dumb it down, 3 is greater than 1; ie 3 feats counter 1.

Please do answer this. Been waiting.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wolvie against a Sentinel:

Gee, I wonder how Robo would do against a Sentinel, armed with only his Auto 9?

Wasn't that a hologram, as it's the X-Men danger-room?

Anyhow, what's your point showing that? No one said Wolverine would lose in a fight to the death, as Robocop has no way of taking him down permanently; just in the catered scenario, he would/could lose to being KO'd first.

Originally posted by Robtard
I've answered that many a time, you simple ignore it.

Repeat:

Origins completely went against what was established in X1, X2 and X3. It was done to appease 12 year old boys, nothing more.

If you truly do think it's the same exact character, then please do explain how the Adamatium holes he received in Origins when Stryker shot him in the head with the epically lame "adamantium bullet gun" mysteriously vanished in X1, when Jean shows us Wolverines x-ray? Go on. ( I know you won't, as you also believe the animated Riddick is the same Riddick in the live films, despite the obvious fantasying)

If not, we go by what was established and has a sense on continuity, X1, X2 and X3. Which of course, Wolverine is susceptible to being KO'd, as he was on three different occasions. To dumb it down, 3 is greater than 1.

Movies are full of inconsistencies, so? We have to deal with what we see on screen.

What do we see onscreen?

Zero shooting Wolvie twice in the center of his forehead and the bullets pinging off, Wolvie unaffected. He was in rage mode, BTW. The bullet impact moved his head back a small bit.

Wolvie KO'd by the windshield. He was not in rage mode, BTW.

Wolvie KO'd by a cops single bullet that struck him off center on the forehead, above the right brow. He was not in rage mode, BTW. The bullet impact rocked his entire upper body and threw him backwards onto the deck.

Stryker KOing him with an adamantium bullet, Can't really count this one, because Robo will have no adamantium bullets.

Not to mention what DDM said here, the same thing I have been preaching forever:

It doesn't matter as Wolvie dices Robo before he gets a shot off for any distance below 100 feet. (low end) And with high-end feats, it doesn't matter the distance as Wolvie doesn't get knocked out.

Wolvie has never been KO'd by a regular bullet while in rage mode. When Robo caps him half a dozen times in the torso (won't happen, but I'll entertain you on this) Wolvie will go into rage mode. See how that works?

Wait, lemmee guess. Robo isn't slow, right? Robo will shoot Wolvie in the eye, right? Robo will summon the dark powers and Dark Phoenix Wolvie!!!! Wait, that didn't work either. Bollocks.

Go ahead, twist this any way you want, the cold hard truth of the matter is that Robo is too slow, and he lacks the firepower to take Wolvie down.

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Originally posted by Robtard
Wasn't that a hologram, as it's the X-Men danger-room?

Anyhow, what's your point showing that? No one said Wolverine would lose in a fight to the death, as Robocop has no way of taking him down permanently; just in the catered scenario, he would/could lose to being KO'd first.

No. Robo slow. Wolvie fast. Robo gun no strong enough. Wolvie slicey dicey on Robo.

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No, it's not lame. We have 3 movies that have consistencies and 1 that doesn't. Illogical to go with the 1.

Okay though, you're saying "rage mode" is the factor in him being KO'd or not, fair enoguh.

-How did Sabretooth knock him out during their first fight in X1? He was figthing, rage was on, no?

-Like how you (why you?)decide as to where Robocop shoots him first. He opens fire, it's a spray. Chest, head, face etc. Stands to reason, if he shoots him in the chest and Wolverine doesn't die, he's going to raise the gun up a bit.

edit: Oh, did you finally decide if morals are on or off? You keep going back and forth.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, and why do you think it is called "the danger room?"

No. Robo slow. Wolvie fast. Robo gun no strong enough. Wolvie slicey dicey on Robo.

Either way, like I said, that clip proved nothing here.

Robocop's gun is stronger than Zero's and the cops in X2, as seen, it sends fools flying.

Originally posted by Robtard
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No, it's not lame. We have 3 movies that have consistencies and 1 that doesn't. Illogical to go with the 1.

Okay though, you're saying "rage mode" is the factor in him being KO'd or not, fair enoguh.

-How did Sabretooth knock him out during their first fight in X1? He was figthing, rage was on, no?

-Like how you (why you?)decide as to where Robocop shoots him first. He opens fire, it's a spray. Chest, head, face etc.

Wolverine was not in rage mode, he was sniffing the air as if someone had just farted. NOT fighting 🙄

Chest, head, face, doesn't matter. Why? Two reasons. One, Robo will never get a shot off because he's too damn slow. Two, his gun will only piss Wolvie off. Emphasis on one.

Robo's gun is a 9mm, it is no stronger than a regular Beretta93r. That's what the Auto 9 is, a Beretta93r with an extended barrel.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wolverine was not in rage mode, he was sniffing the air as if someone had just farted. NOT fighting 🙄

Chest, head, face, doesn't matter. Why? Two reasons. One, Robo will never get a shot off because he's too damn slow. Two, his gun will only piss Wolvie off. Emphasis on one.

Robo's gun is a 9mm, it is no stronger than a regular Beretta93r. That's what the Auto 9 is, a Beretta93r with an extended barrel.

IIRC, they fought for a bit, then he got knocked out.

Yet Wolverine can be KO'd. It's in the films, guy. Stamping your feet and denying it won't change that. Your best bet to have Wolverine not be dropped in a KO first, is to keep on insisting that they bump into each other and the fight starts from two feet away.

Call Robocop's gun a 0.22; it doesn't matter. It's shown tossing guys back on a consistent basis; it's obviously supposed to be far more powerful than an average 9mm. It's the future, maybe the ammo is special.

Originally posted by Robtard
. It's the future, maybe the ammo is special.

crylaugh

And on that note, cue the fat lady:

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