Robocop v. Wolverine

Started by Robtard25 pages

Like I said, he'll weigh as much as you need him to be. Comics is 300lbs though.

Originally posted by Robtard
Like I said, he'll weigh as much as you need him to be. Comics is 300lbs though.

OK, until we find an answer, I'll give you 300 pounds.

Robo's 9mm threw men backwards several feet.

Zero's pistol, almost certainly at least a 9mm, merely moved Wolvie's head back a bit.

The cops shot had the same impact effect on Wolvie as Robo's gun did on targets that weighed at least 100 pounds less than Wolvie did.

See the pattern?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

No. Because the guns Zero used were a smaller caliber than the cops gun. Smaller caliber, like Robo's gun. You know, the kind of gun that only pisses Wolvie off. [/B]

Please show me the scene where is explicitly stated that the cop used a higher than 9mm caliber round. In your situation, you either:

A) Show me the script saying "Logan is shot in head by cop, cop is using a gun with caliber greater than 9mm"

OR

B) Post a clip of the part (in the movie) where it is stated that the cop is using a higher caliber weapon

OR

C) STFU. And realize that you don't know jack-shit, about what caliber weapon the cop in X2 used to KO Wolvie. You're reaching and hoping (while applying shit "logic"😉 that it was not a 9mm that took out Wolvie -- because if it was a 9mm you'd cry and make fudge/lemonade in your overalls.

BTW, "C" is the easiest way out.

haermm I already explained it, several times, read my previous posts.

And calm down.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm I already explained it, several times, read my previous posts.

And calm down.

Your "explanation" means dick. I'm looking for explicit FACTS. Where are they?

Originally posted by Blinky
Your "explanation" means dick. I'm looking for explicit FACTS. Where are they?
There literally is no other explanation. It's not like Wolverine was stronger in Origins.

You see a guy fighting two men. First man hits the guy with a punch, the guy feels nothing. Second man hits him with the same type of punch, the guy goes down. What happened?

Second man had a harder punch.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
There literally is no other explanation. It's not like Wolverine was stronger in Origins.

You see a guy fighting two men. First man hits the guy with a punch, the guy feels nothing. Second man hits him with the same type of punch, the guy goes down. What happened?

Second man had a harder punch.

I see went for "D"

D) Regurgitate flawed and assumptive notion, disguised as "logic" AGAIN.

wolverines claws are sharp enough to cut through just about anything. wolverine being able to cut off a sentinels leg shouldnt be any problem cutting up robos body. plus logan has a healing factor and a indestructible skeleton. there is nothing robo can do to him

Originally posted by Blinky
I see went for "D"

D) Regurgitate flawed and assumptive notion, disguised as "logic" AGAIN.

No, listen to me.

Point A: Wolverine is shot two times by Zero in the center of his forehead. It has literally no effect on Wolverine.

Point B: Wolverine is shot once by a cop, off center, over his right brow, and is KO'd.

Shit doesn't add up. The only logical conclusion is that the cop used a larger caliber handgun.

Some might say that Wolverine's healing factor was stronger in Origins, but that's bullshit.

There IS one other outside possibility. When Wolverine was shot by Zero, he was already pissed and in rage more. When the cop shot him, he was calm, cool and collective. Maybe that has something to do with it? When he is pissed, in rage mode, he can take more punishment, and when he is not, it takes less to KO him? Makes sense, because when he was KO'd by the windshield, he was calm.

More stories, RJ, RJ EU, and smoke, mirrors and cellotape allllll designed to distract from the fact that your argument is dead.

This thread can now be added to Riggs/Mcclane, the 501st(gimped) vs Hogwarts, Sideswipe Vs Bumblebee, and the multitudes of other epic abandonments of logic, reason and sense. 🙂

Gimp of the year so far.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
More stories, RJ, RJ EU, and smoke, mirrors and cellotape allllll designed to distract from the fact that your argument is dead.

This thread can now be added to Riggs/Mcclane, the 501st(gimped) vs Hogwarts, Sideswipe Vs Bumblebee, and the multitudes of other epic abandonments of logic, reason and sense. 🙂

Gimp of the year so far.

Focus on this, babe:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, listen to me.

Point A: Wolverine is shot two times by Zero in the center of his forehead. It has literally no effect on Wolverine.

Point B: Wolverine is shot once by a cop, off center, over his right brow, and is KO'd.

Shit doesn't add up. The only logical conclusion is that the cop used a larger caliber handgun.

Some might say that Wolverine's healing factor was stronger in Origins, but that's bullshit.

There IS one other outside possibility. When Wolverine was shot by Zero, he was already pissed and in rage more. When the cop shot him, he was calm, cool and collective. Maybe that has something to do with it? When he is pissed, in rage mode, he can take more punishment, and when he is not, it takes less to KO him? Makes sense, because when he was KO'd by the windshield, he was calm.

What say you?

Blinky's option "D" was the correct answer.
(Elegantly combined with a delightful smidgen of "C" also.)

No? K, I'll spell it out for you.

Wolverine is KO'd twice. The first time by the windshield. When this happened, he was not expecting it, he was chatting it up with Rogue, he was not pissed or in rage mode. The second time was when the cop shot him once in the head, off center, over the right brow. Again, he was not pissed, not in rage mode. He was calm, cool and collective.

Logically, Wolverine should have been KO'd when Zero shot him. Zero is perhaps the best marksmen in the world, and he shot Wolverine twice, directly in the center of the forehead. The result? Pissed off Wolverine.

We cannot count when Stryker KO'd him, because Stryker used adamantium bullets.

What does all this say? One of two things:

1. The cop used a larger caliber bullet than Zero did.

2. When Wolverine is pissed or in rage mode, he can take more punishment.

OR both, which is evident because of the way Wolverine's body reacted when Zero shot him (His head moved a little) and the way the cops headshot rocked his entire upper body and sent him sprawling backwards onto the ground.

So.....Robocop, as he does onscreen, will try a body shot on Wolverine, pissing him off to no ends. At that point, the head shot will fail (It would fail anyway, because clearly the cop used a larger caliber bullet.) By the time Robocop tries an eye shot, Wolvie will be on him like stink on shit.

Yeah, I know, I am "gimping', I "don't know shit", blah blah blah.....

BUT...I am using what actually happened onscreen. Logic and reasoning out the yazoo.

Actually you do neither, gimpalina...

Why did the round HAVE to be bigger than 9mm if its admantium..?
You speaky no sensey.

Looks like my selection of Options C and D have been ignored, then...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Blinky's option "D" was the correct answer.
(Elegantly combined with a delightful smidgen of "C" also.)
Aaahahahahaahahaaa lookit the troll, unable to counter, so he goes back to his usual routine.

It's OK, man. I understand. Must suck to be pwned.

Now, this is the part where you put up or shut up. I suggest the latter, because you no longer have a leg to stand on.

Aaahahahahaahahaaa lookit the troll, unable to counter, so he goes back to his usual routine.

It's OK, man. I understand. Must suck to be pwned as regularly as you are.

Now, this is the part where you put up or shut up. I suggest the latter, because you no longer have a leg to stand on.

Originally posted by Blinky
Your "explanation" means dick. I'm looking for explicit FACTS. Where are they?

I did put up, here:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No? K, I'll spell it out for you.

Wolverine is KO'd twice. The first time by the windshield. When this happened, he was not expecting it, he was chatting it up with Rogue, he was not pissed or in rage mode. The second time was when the cop shot him once in the head, off center, over the right brow. Again, he was not pissed, not in rage mode. He was calm, cool and collective.

Logically, Wolverine should have been KO'd when Zero shot him. Zero is perhaps the best marksmen in the world, and he shot Wolverine twice, directly in the center of the forehead. The result? Pissed off Wolverine.

We cannot count when Stryker KO'd him, because Stryker used adamantium bullets.

What does all this say? One of two things:

1. The cop used a larger caliber bullet than Zero did.

2. When Wolverine is pissed or in rage mode, he can take more punishment.

OR both, which is evident because of the way Wolverine's body reacted when Zero shot him (His head moved a little) and the way the cops headshot rocked his entire upper body and sent him sprawling backwards onto the ground.

So.....Robocop, as he does onscreen, will try a body shot on Wolverine, pissing him off to no ends. At that point, the head shot will fail (It would fail anyway, because clearly the cop used a larger caliber bullet.) By the time Robocop tries an eye shot, Wolvie will be on him like stink on shit.

Yeah, I know, I am "gimping', I "don't know shit", blah blah blah.....

BUT...I am using what actually happened onscreen. Logic and reasoning out the yazoo.

Dodger.

Counter? Yeah thought not. No counter, why? Because you can't.

You force me to repeat:

Originally posted by Blinky
Your "explanation" means dick. I'm looking for explicit FACTS. Where are they?

Now stop crying.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You force me to repeat:

Now stop crying.

Fact: When Wolvie is pissed onscreen he doesn't get KO'd.

End fact 😄

Fact: Wolvie was subject to a greater impact by the cops bullet.

End fact 😄