Bardock's Losing Weight Thread

Started by Blinky21 pages
Originally posted by Amazing Vrayo!!
what a cockmonster...😐

I get that a lot.

Originally posted by Amazing Vrayo!!
what a cockmonster...😐

Well to be honest, a lot of people who announce they're going on a new diet usually throw in the towel about half way through.

Re: Bardock's Losing Weight Thread

Originally posted by Bardock42
As many of you know I am very overweight. Dangerously so, in fact. I'd wager I am the biggest guy on here anyway. However that is not particularly healthy and many things that should be easy are hard for me to do or at least uncomfortable in many ways. I've been overweight for at least 13 years and have tried multiple diets and sports, but so far nothing has ever worked, mostly because I lacked motivation. Now I have high blood pressure and a thyroid issue which requires me to take medication, likely for the rest of my life. Anyway, I need to lose weight, and hope that keeping track of it publicly will motivate me enough to finally stick with it and lose the weight.

So that's what I'll do here, I'll write about what I eat, how I exercised and my current stats, and you can all cherish this experience with me!!!

I plan on updating every evening. Mostly about what I ate that day and what sport I did. And usually update my weight/BMI once a week. Perhaps after a while I will also add measurements and pictures, but not now cause a) it's embarrassing enough and b) who wants to see that anyway.

So yeah, fair warning, that's what's gonna happen here, if you don't like talking about fat people or diets or me (yeah right) you'll probably not like this thread.

Starting Weight: 198.7 kg
Starting BMI: 49.7

First time I saw this thread.

Good luck with the dieting.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Well to be honest, a lot of people who announce they're going on a new diet usually throw in the towel about half way through.
Fine, but it doesn't help to taunt, and say that he won't stick with it before he's anywhere near throwing in the towel.

Originally posted by Blinky
I bet you fail and go back to eating mountains of Wienerschnitzel in about a week.

OH IT'S ON!!!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
On some airlines, yes. I wholeheartedly agree with it as well. No one wants your ass spilling into the aisle and no one wants to be squished either. If your ass takes up 2 seats, that one seat could have gone to a paying customer.

I have to be squished crytissue

Originally posted by Sancty
I have to be squished crytissue

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

I lmao'd....pretty hard.

Bardock, she's a keeper.

Six pack yet?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Six pack yet?

Yep, I lost 260 pounds in the last two days. I decided to celebrate by going to an all you can eat buffet.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
im taller than you! 😱

My dick's bigger than yours.

Originally posted by Robtard
My dick's bigger than yours.

youre probably right... hmm

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
youre probably right... hmm

Want to compare?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yep, I lost 260 pounds in the last two days. I decided to celebrate by going to an all you can eat buffet.
As long as you know you've done it before in your mind, that's all that matters. You now can easily get'r done. I think you should take close up shots of your gut weekly. Seriously.

Originally posted by Robtard
Want to compare?

i dont think mine would be visible on camera 🙁

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
i dont think mine would be visible on camera 🙁

Show me what you got.

alright!

here it comes. you ready?

*unzips*

Still waiting on that penis pic..

Meanwhile.

Yesterday I went to an expo most of the day so I did a lot of walking, actually my whole body aches until now. It also meant that my eating was rather irregular and to top it off we went to a restaurant for my mom's birthday. However I think it went pretty well all in all.

Wednesday 21. April 2010 ~2584cal

09.00 39 Zwieback
11.00 39 Zwieback
13.00 138 Apple Juice
15.00 140 Iced Tea
15.00 39 Zwieback
16.00 39 Zwieback
20.00 1500 Lamb Shank, Fries, 2 Salads, Kiba Saft ~1500
23.00 650 Turkey Sandwich

No workout

Now today went pretty well I ate regularly and didn't eat too much either. I also left out the mayo and the cheese from my sandwhich and it was still pretty good.

Thursday 22. April 2010 ~2365

15:00 466 Haferflockenmüsli
17:45 235 Cherry Yoghurt
20:30 1300 Vegetable Quiche, Salad ~1300
03:30 364 Turkey Sandwich

No workout

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm sure it's been said, but the BMI has flaws for certain people. I'm 5'9" and average 170lbs. BMI = 25.1, which is "overweight" according to it.

Yet I'm not fat, far from it actually.

BMI is kind of crap. According to it, if I were at my ideal weight for my height and frame (my skeletal frame is huge, apparently), I'd still be overweight.

I'm 5'5" and looked my best when I was about 160. When I was thinner than that I looked unhealthy, because even though I'm somewhat short, I'm not built small (big shoulders, big hips, big boobs, big ass, woohoo!). Right now I'm trying to get back down to that weight. It's sad, a few years ago when I was that size I thought I was horrendously fat; when I look at pics of myself from then now, all I can think was "wow, I looked amazing then". Damn lack of self esteem and body image issues.

My main problem is the fact that I very strongly suspect I have thyroid issues - both my aunts are doctors and recommended I get checked for that, and are helping me find specialists in my area to see for that. Frankly, it would explain a lot about me. That and the fact that I'm so rarely home I tend to grab food on my way to/from class or work and hence it's not of the healthiest variety. Moving out on my own in a few months which is going to cut that out nicely, though, since I won't be able to afford to do much of anything beyond cook for myself 😛

Originally posted by Peach
I'm not built small (big shoulders, big hips, big boobs, big ass, woohoo!).

Pics.