Buccaneer Caribbean Pirate vs A Spartan

Started by Wild Shadow3 pagesPoll

who wins?

Buccaneer Caribbean Pirate vs A Spartan

battle takes place on the sandy beaches of Greece herself... high noon..

1. 1 on 1

2. the famous 300 spartans and army who fought cercis vs The pirates and ship

this is not the movie versions by the way i am just using their images b/c it looks cool

Pirates have guns.

The Spartans offer to "negotiate".

Pirates have guns. Spartans have cercis.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
The Spartans offer to "negotiate".

😖hifty:

anyway. spartans have way better feats. i dont think pirates could take out the covenant.

Pirate likely be drunk, so the Spartan easily rapes him, sexually rapes him.

It's Xerxes, btw.

Jack Sparrow was always drunk and it never affected his aim.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhlHzYt4xRM&feature=related

haermm

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
The Spartans offer to "negotiate".
i dont get it.. 😮 😕

pirates are screwed if they don't use their guns...even then could be screwed in the 2nd part....

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i dont get it.. 😮 😕

you ever see 300?

if i recall the spartans were talking about negotiating while they finish killing the wounded and being civil...

anyways how many pirates are on a full ship and what kinda weapons would they have?

Pirates would not actually be drunk during a fight. That's movie BS.

1) Blunderbuss FTW.

2) Pirate ships have...canons. As in plural. This one goes to the pirates, too. Clean sweep if they're being led by Captain Edward Reynolds, the greatest pirate hunter in the world.

is he a a pirate who hunts or someone who hunts pirates? 😐

Pirates cannon blast their asses from the sea.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
is he a a pirate who hunts or someone who hunts pirates? 😐

He was the only one awesome enough to convincingly beat the always-awesome Spartans consistently.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
is he a a pirate who hunts or someone who hunts pirates? 😐

you mean a member of the royal navy then?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Pirates cannon blast their asses from the sea.

Four words:

Greek fire.