Originally posted by Eminence
Look, that he joined on the [b]BAN! day of the other exasperatingly dense and perpetually unsettled Texan Jew, David, from UT with law school ambitions and the same birth year doesn't mean a goddamn thing.Spoiler:[/B]
TOR's giving him a rash as it is, don't get him worked up over silly accusations born of your own insecurity after getting handed your little ass in four debates across three subforums.
Ironic how about 10% of what you just typed is true and you "disappeared" after failing to convince anybody. 😄 Now THERE'S insecurity..
Edit: By disappeared, I mean left for an extended period of time while crying on Janus' forum. Not a good way to convince people of your l337 detective skills, eh?🙂
Your dishonesty is not unexpected. It's unfortunate that a valuable resource was destroyed by a certain madman in act of unprecedented cybervillainy, but if you keep an hour or two of your Friday afternoon and/or Saturday morning clear I'd be glad to run you through a faithful but perhaps slightly less galling revision of that particular testimony.
You'd obviously be provided a generous opportunity to demonstrate that you're capable of the measured expostulation expected of a lawyer as opposed to the hypertensive rants* you've become associated with over the years. I don't mean that disparagingly: I think even you'd find it hard to deny that you're frequently unreasonable and frustratingly prone to lapses in reading comprehension.
Consider this a motion toward détente, although I'm leaving you no choice in the matter. You will cease being a dense, belligerent cockswallower** and will treat my jabs no differently than those of anyone else except to laugh harder***. I, in turn, will continue to prod and bait you concerning the open book that is your account history and your long, long streak of procedural failures and admissions of defeat,**** and you will be deferent to this.
*Don't be predictable, and you know what I mean.
**With respect to the wishes of Turr_Phennir and Nephthys you may continue merely being a vigorous cockswallower.
***And not because they are examples of "stretching" or similarly misleading sentiments. They are funny, and you shall respond appropriately.
****See *: none of this is to be stylistically mimicked in an attempt at mockery. Do not test me.
I'm glad we had this talk. I expect to see you at 4:00 PM Eastern on Friday (or no later than 9:00 AM Eastern on Saturday) for an extended and long overdue discussion concerning the heaping of information suggesting that you are a sock and your continual disavowal of its validity or existence. I will be online Thursday night to address any concerns you may have with terms you have been accorded.
And do not make any claims of obsession, insecurity, addling of cognitive functions via irresponsible drug use or violent/excessively frequent sex, longstanding agendas or feckless liberalism. I'm a Perry fan, and naturally this precludes me from association with any of these afflictions except the irresponsible drug use and overabundance of sex.
Good niiight! Sweet dweeaaams! Sleep tiiight!
Don't let the bed bugs biiite!
Spoiler:
See you laaater!
Oh my. Opened a whole new can of worms with this one. The constant failures and defeats (liked the projection on that one) have finally gotten to you. I definitely enjoyed the "baiting", if by "baiting" you mean you had the full intention of writing out a long, idiotic tirade to show us how ANGGGWY you were. That was definitely enjoyable, keep up the good show. 🙂 🙂 🙂
P.S. Your continued obsession with me hasn't improve any of your chances of proving that I'm a sock (AHAHAHA), but I do enjoy the attention. However, I must ask you to tone it down a notch because you're:
A. A guy. I get enough of this from Gideon and it's a little awkward at times, but you take it to a whole new level. It's disturbing.
B. In college. You should attempt to get out more rather than prove your skills as a keyboard warrior. Stop embarrassing yourself with these useless accusations. They failed you miserably a year or two ago, nothing has changed. Good night precious🙂
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Oh my. Opened a whole new can of worms with this one. The constant failures and defeats (liked the projection on that one) have finally gotten to you. I definitely enjoyed the "baiting", if by "baiting" you mean you had the full intention of writing out a long, idiotic tirade to show us how ANGGGWY you were. That was definitely enjoyable, keep up the good show. 🙂 🙂 🙂P.S. Your continued obsession with me hasn't improve any of your chances of proving that I'm a sock (AHAHAHA), but I do enjoy the attention. However, I must ask you to tone it down a notch because you're:
A. A guy. I get enough of this from Gideon and it's a little awkward at times, but you take it to a whole new level. It's disturbing.
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B. In college. You should attempt to get out more rather than prove your skills as a keyboard warrior.
Fvck outside.
Spoiler:
And Gideon that's not what I mean.
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Stop embarrassing yourself with these useless accusations. They failed you miserably a year or two ago, nothing has changed.
I can deadlift three of you.
The Dark Knight Rises comes out next year.
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Good night precious🙂
mattatom
For every post it seems like there Girth+Length Attributes go up but there Intelligence rapidly decreases. That why people with big Dicks dont need to boast and can spend more time on trying (being the key word) to be more intelligent.