Originally posted by Eminence
This is all very much par for the course. I expect your next, most immediate reply to be addressed directly to my original proposition before you continue your evasive, cranky shenanigans. You need to understand that the reply that has become your standard over the years (miss the point, attack!, impugn wantonly, crouch hump) is never the comprehensive and faithful response that's asked of you. I still don't know why this has to be the case.Outside, señor, are overcast skies, a recession, and gaggles of horny ethnics and disinterested white women.
Fvck outside.
Spoiler:
And Gideon that's not what I mean.Revisionism notwithstanding, wat? I'm still immeasurably sharper and more thorough than you are and the accumulated evidence of your sockhood is still as damning as ever, but lots has changed. Our two most legendary members - Gideon shut the fvck up - now persist as socks, much like yourself. I have grown half an inch and an inch and a half around and along, respectively. I find myself in a stable relationship with a gorgeous young woman and have finally declared a major.
I can deadlift three of you.
The Dark Knight Rises comes out next year.
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Shut up. You wish you were as girthy as us.
To show you how important and effective your post was, as well as the amount of failure and self pwnage, here is a picture of Homer Simpson being Homer Simpson.
I trust you will cease the self pwnage now.