Harry Potter Magic versus the Force (Army thread).....

Started by Sadako of Girth73 pages
Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Originally posted by dadudemon
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I'd just force Crush his package because, you know....precog n'all would allow me to react before he even apparated.

But, let's not forget that before RJ apparated, he'd "engorgio" his package, like any good wizard r@pist would do.

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Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by dadudemon
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I'd just force Crush his package because, you know....precog n'all would allow me to react before he even apparated.

But, let's not forget that before RJ apparated, he'd "engorgio" his package, like any good wizard r@pist would do.

Yeah, I'd have to, otherwise I'd need a 2x4 tied across my ass to keep from falling in.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Or simply (and somewhat ironically) pull a made up a "notius descendi assius" spell out of your bottom....?
(Why break strategy patterns now...?)

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Coulda swore I said wand.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Its obvious what you meant, perv boy. 😖hifty:

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Rogue Jedi Restricted

Yeah, a device that casts magical spells.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Yeah....see.........? 😖hifty:

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Wow, thanks for the compliment.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Its not. Intelligent women arent impressed by you whipping out a stick. They prefer the taste of pork.

Rogue Jedi Restricted
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, a device that casts magical spells.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah....see.........? 😖hifty:

You called my dick magical. What a ***.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Nope. Im pretty sure that anything that exists in such tiny dimensions could be regarded as "Magical" by the medical community, but other than that youre wrong.

Everyone in the Makle gender has their own "magic wand", RJ....

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Then why imply it? Why call my penis magical, then go back on your word? You're a funny guy, you're funny like that.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

No Ive gone back on nothing.

Read again.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I did. You called my penis magical.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

It IS kinda, potentially. (Cause most chicks with minds dont believe in it)

It also turns your dates into a laughing stock and disaster for you every night without fail, no doubt...

Blinky Android First Class
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I would apparate behind you, rape you in the butt with my wand, and lulz.

This reminds me of the time you seriously and whole heartedly tried to convince AC that you could take out Batman in "real life". So sad, I'll never forget that.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

LOLZ Funniest thing Ive heard this afternoon...!

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Blinky
This reminds me of the time you seriously and whole heartedly tried to convince AC that you could take out Batman in "real life". So sad, I'll never forget that.
Sssssshhh, quiet down now.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

SW wins then.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Well, just watched Goblet of Fire for the first time in years. Remembered this:

YouTube video

Transfiguration DOES work on people ✅ It is instantaneous and requires no incantation.

Sorry to bump an old thread, but there was some debate as to whether or not Transfiguration worked on people. Debate over. The wizards turn them all into cockroaches.