Harry Potter Magic versus the Force (Army thread).....

Started by Sadako of Girth73 pages
Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Because they were beyond the barrier.

However, it was the will of the living force that they murder all the captors, escape and win... 🙂

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Why didn't they use the force initially to lower the magnetic field that trapped them? Why'd they wait for R2?

Hmm? Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm? Gonna gimmee a straight answer, or just more of your usual bullshit?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

It was all a part of the will of the living force.

Hmmmmmmmmm?What?Speaksense?Hmmmmmmmmmm?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Well, looks like it's up to me. Here we go, undeniable proof that HP magic is more powerful than the Force.

FF to 4:40...

YouTube video

Harry's parents not only showed up in ghost form and advised them, but they actually ASSISTED him in battle.

Force ghosts can ONLY communicate. That's it.

*SMACK*....Feel that? That's me ***** slapping your argument into submission.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

So...? How does THAT measure up to the simultaneous operation of the constant life death rebirth cycle of billions of billlions of billlions of stars and systems...?

VRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM...!!!!

THAT was the sound of your argument being put in a TIE fighter and flown into the heart of a sun.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So...? How does THAT measure up to the simultaneous operation of the constant life death rebirth cycle of billions of billlions of billlions of stars and systems...?

VRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM...!!!!

THAT was the sound of your argument being put in a TIE fighter and flown into the heart of a sun.

Stop commenting on the galaxy itself and go with screen feats of the JEDI.

You're just mad because I beat the shit outta your force ghost argument.

It's OK, I understand, must be hard to be pimped this hard, right where all can see.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Um it will. Or the sith. They work with it every day.

Actually Im LOLing at you again.

You didnt prove shit. Obiwan was able to take part in Lukes destruction of an entire death star as force ghost.

Try again.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Um it will. Or the sith. They work with it every day.

Actually Im LOLing at you again.

You didnt prove shit. Obiwan was able to take part in Lukes destruction of an entire death star as force ghost.

Try again.

Wrong. Obi Wan ADVISED Luke, he took no direct action!!!!! 😆

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Incorrect. If he had no direct effect, Luke would have been advised but done something else.

But when Luke turns off the targetting computer and "Lets go" and uses the force (WHICH OBIWAN IS A PART OF) who are you to say that ObiWan had no direct effect...?

How any fan of SW could not see that defies all logic and reason.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Can Jedi fly? Nope....*Right cross to your argument's jaw*

Can Jedi teleport? Nope.....*Left jab to your argument's nose*

Can Jedi kill via force attack in under a second? Nope......*Knuckle punch to your argument's throat*

Can force ghosts do as much as magic ghosts? Nope......*Uppercut to your argument's chin*

Is magic more powerful than the force? YUP.....*Kicks your argument in the nads*

YouTube video

*Pisses on your argument's dead body*

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Whats all this knobby talk of slapping and beating...?

What you do in your own time is up to you, but its obscene to do that to yourself on a message board.

Can HP wizards crush peoples throats just by thinking about it?

Can HP wizards take active parts in blowing up death stars EVEN AFTER their body has died??

Do wizards have access to the very fabric and mechanics of the universe at a whim?

Name one act of telepathy as impressive as ObiWan hearing an entire planet screaming out in pain from millions of miles away across the vacuum of space.

Name one wizard feat equivalent to surrounding, penetrating and binding the whole universe together as one..

Hmmmmmmmm.

EASY SW in.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Whats all this knobby talk of slapping and beating...?
That's me, raping your pitiful excuse for an argument ✅

What you do in your own time is up to you, but its obscene to do that to yourself on a message board.
AHAHA!!!!!

Can HP wizards crush peoples throats just by thinking about it?
Trumped by avada kedavra, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!

Can HP wizards take active parts in blowing up death stars EVEN AFTER their body has died??
Can Jedi physically intervene in a fight as ghosts? Wizards can!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do wizards have access to the very fabric and mechanics of the universe at a whim?
Of their world, yes ✅ Which is all that is really needed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name one act of telepathy as impressive as ObiWan hearing an entire planet screaming out in pain from millions of miles away across the vacuum of space.
Ahahahahahaha Jedi mind powers rely on the victim being weak minded. Legilimens and Occlumency have no limits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!

Name one wizard feat equivalent to surrounding, penetrating and binding the whole universe together as one..
Yet many were killed by a lowly bounty hunter. Go figure......

Hmmmmmmmm.

EASY Wizard in.

Correct, sir.

Let's keep it real, let's talk about powers the Jedi are SHOWN USING:

Force push: Wizards piss on force push. Apparition!!!!

Force pull: See above.

Force lightning: See above.

Force choke: Nonverbal spells.

Precog: Hall of Prophecies!!!! WHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!

You see, for every attack the Jedi have, the Wizards have a perfect counter. Add on that they can do dozens of other things that trump any and all force powers, and........well.......yeah...........

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

You were too late.

The wizards were all killed.

Therefore, that was all quite silly.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You were too late.

The wizards were all killed.

Therefore, that was all quite silly.

Nah, Hermione mind rapes them from thousands of feet away, then the Jedi are death spelled.

Indo story.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Um nah shes dead, her prescence is felt and targetted.
Shes smithereens.

And everyone else died force crushed in the rubble way back in the thread. 🙂

Enjoy your pancakes. 🙂

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Um nah shes dead, her prescence is felt and targetted.
Shes smithereens.
Yeah? And how are the Jedi gonna cover thousands of feet, fight past the OOTP, and get past the uber shield charm, all in 1/4 a second? I would LOVE to hear this!!!!!!!!!!!

And everyone else died force crushed in the rubble way back in the thread. 🙂
Nah, the Jedi are Hermione's bitches, babe.

Enjoy your pancakes. 🙂
Enjoy the inside of your shell!!!! Bock bock bock!!!

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

VERY EASILY: Force Choke. Vader did it to Admirals from those distances across his extra large Executor. 🙂

And also since you WANTED "all out" all the Wizards die when the Death Star laser obliterates Earth. 🙂

Nah. They're all dead. ✅

Enjoy the floor of the turtle cage with the other dumps.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
VERY EASILY: Force Choke. Vader did it to Admirals from those distances across his extra large Executor. 🙂
Only one wizard can be targeted at a time. If Hermione is targeted, then another wizard takes over.

Try again!!!

And also since you WANTED "all out" all the Wizards die when the Death Star laser obliterates Earth. 🙂
All out? See the OP.

The Death star is not a force power, babe, it is, as Vader said, a "technological terror."

Nah. They're all dead. ✅
Yes,the Jedi are.

Enjoy the floor of the turtle cage with the other dumps.
Enjoy the sole of my boot!!!!

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Oh, you're changing youre mind...?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

The wizards have 30 minutes prep, just like the Jedi. [B]This is no holds barred, babe. The Jedi are gonna have to contend with half apparating wizards, apparating wizards, fiendfyre, spells coming from all directions, etc; [/B]

Eat Death Star laser, Wizard scum. 🙂

"Enjoy the sole of my boot...?" lol
Ooooh how manly n'stuff.
Would snookums like a pop tart...?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Oh, you're changing youre mind...?

Eat Death Star laser, Wizard scum. 🙂

"Enjoy the sole of my boot...?" lol
Ooooh how manly n'stuff.
Would snookums like a pop tart...?

Ahahahahaha fail, dude, epic fail. The Death Star is not in this thread, it's not listed in the OP, just the Jedi and their powers. "No holds barred" means morals are off.

Try again.