Harry Potter Magic versus the Force (Army thread).....

Started by Rogue Jedi73 pages
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Damn right its not full scale cause:
(A) The wizards were all dead and crushed.
(B) The Jedi have a massive advantage and will always be able to up the ante.
(C) Darth Truculent is right. SW pwns HP power.

A: In a dream, babe. Wizards are far more powerful, and faster.
B: Nah, what I just said.
C: Nah, magic screen feats >>>>>>Force screen feats.

Don't believe me? Name a force feat and I'll name a magic feat that trumps.

Oh yeah, that's right, you're afraid to. Bock bock bock......

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
A: In a dream, babe, Wizards are far more powerful, and faster.
B: Nah, what I just said.
C: Nah, magic screen feats >>>>>>Force screen feats.

Don't believe me? Name a force feat and I'll name a magic feat that trumps.

Fixed, with the efficient use of one comma.

*Being able to sense the death of millions of people from millions of miles across the vacuum of space.

*Being able to crush things and people at whatever rate and scale you like
(Just by thinking about it)

*being able to guide people into making 6000/1 odds against shots into reactor shafts

*Making the user able to see shit happening before shit actually happens

*Giving you concealment to stay hidden in public view for 30 years in an evironment hostile to Sith, despite your being Sith, and giving the wielder insight enough to conquer the galaxy, building clone armies, Star Destroyers and Death Stars ruling for another 40 years, before it swings back away from the darkside.

*Binds the entire universe together at a sub atomic level.
Surrounding pentetrating and binding everything with in it, including the countless billions of forming, living and dying starts within it.

*Instant Telekinesis

*Ability to feel prescenses of friends and foes alike

*Controllable, instant , variable level Force lighting

These are a few of its uses.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Fixed, with the efficient use of one comma.

*Being able to sense the death of millions of people from millions of miles across the vacuum of space.

Given. Useless in a fight though.

*Being able to crush things and people at whatever rate and scale you like
(Just by thinking about it)
You're blowing that power WAY outta proportion, dude.

*being able to guide people into making 6000/1 odds against shots into reactor shafts
But not doing it directly in ghost form. HP ghosts can literally intervene directly.

*Making the user able to see shit happening before shit actually happens
Trumped by the Hall of prophesies.

*Giving you concealment to stay hidden in public view for 30 years in an evironment hostile to Sith, despite your being Sith, and giving the wielder insight enough to conquer the galaxy, building clone armies, Star Destroyers and Death Stars ruling for another 40 years, before it swings back away from the darkside.
So they can hide, good for them. A wizard can teleport, become invisible, can use polyjuice to look like whoever they want.

*Binds the entire universe together at a sub atomic level.
Surrounding pentetrating and binding everything with in it, including the countless billions of forming, living and dying starts within it.
News flash?

*Instant Telekinesis
Wizards can do the same.

*Ability to feel prescenses of friends and foes alike
Wizards can do the same.

*Controllable, instant , variable level Force lighting
HP Wizards have much more powerful shit than force lightning

These are a few of its uses.
Just the tip of the biggest iceberg of all time with wizard powers.

Having reliable psychic intell IS NEVER useless in a fight.

HP ghosts never powerful enough to help destroy a death star. SW ones DID. 🙂

Hall of Prophesies ironically would never see its Pwnment coming.
Being vague and mislaeading at times. Jedi had prophecies too.

Nah you exagerate. The Wizards dont have precvog as standard. Youre lying again.

HP have more powerful shit.... Hmmmm. Then why have we never seen em destroy a Death Star, or ANY opponent of SW's standard.

THATS WHY THE WIZARDS SPEND ALL THEIR TIME SHITTING THEMSELVES AND HIDING FROM "MUGGLES" ALL THE TIME IN THEIR LITTLE HIDEY CASTLE...!!!!!!! THEY CAN'T EVEN BEAT EARTHERN DEFENCES...!!!!!!!!

SW>>>HP in a massive mismatch.

😄 😄 😄

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Having reliable psychic intell IS NEVER useless in a fight.
That's not really "intel", not from a strategic POV.

HP ghosts never powerful enough to help destroy a death star. SW ones DID. 🙂
Obi Wan told Luke what to do, Luke did it. Obi Wan didn't directly intervene as James and Lilly did.

Hall of Prophesies ironically would never see its Pwnment coming.
Being vague and mislaeading at times. Jedi had prophecies too.
The Jedi had one prophecy, the wizards had at least tens of thousands.

Nah you exagerate. The Wizards dont have precvog as standard. Youre lying again.
But the wizards CAN mind rape anyone they wish, Charles Xavier style, anytime they choose.

HP have more powerful shit.... Hmmmm. Then why have we never seen em destroy a Death Star, or ANY opponent of SW's standard.
That was an X Wing.

THATS WHY THE WIZARDS SPEND ALL THEIR TIME SHITTING THEMSELVES AND HIDING FROM "MUGGLES" ALL THE TIME IN THEIR LITTLE HIDEY CASTLE...!!!!!!! THEY CAN'T EVEN BEAT EARTHERN DEFENCES...!!!!!!!!
Dude, the wizards would wtf pwn Earthen defenses. It wouldn't even be a fight.

SW>>>HP in a massive mismatch.

😄 😄 😄

Opinion.

Wrong again.

See my other post. Im not playing your game.

You can spout off all the inaccurate shit that you like all day everyday til the cows come home trying to wind me up, but Ive destroyed your arguments and your army, and thats all thats need for the thread.

So tell allllllllllllllllllll the blatant untruths you like, Its not getting a reaction out of me, and each new post destroys your credibility further with those who have SEEN SW. 🙂

And No, RJ.
They hide all the time. In their secret place. From fear of what the muggles would do to them. You know..."Cowards", in other words.

Game? There's no game. Just me proving over and over that a wizard outclasses a Jedi in almost every possible way.

..........at hiding like cowards.

Theyre better than the Sith for that.
The Jedi didn't have a secret castle dimension gimp. 🙂

They wouldnt have been killed so manytimes over again in this if they outclassed SW.

Push of a button of 2 on a Star Destoyer would end your trip real quick, wouldn't it. Wizards were backwards idiots compared to those in SW, whilst they were alive....

All youve done is troll, ignore and cry all the way through these threads.
You have done so waaaaaaay too many times to be taken seriously at all.
Your little games fool no one. Anyone of a reasonable mind would have concluded that due to the deaths of the Hogwarts contingent, and the destruction of Hogwarts, that SW victory would be obvious, but you just are addicted to the go-around-of it.

So again, the Jedi need Star destroyers to take on the wizards. Glad we agree.

Not need.

They choose to.

Global obliteration is an easy and saves the commerce guild and the trade federation a stack of cash, rather than paying reparations and costs in rebuilding etc etc

Nah, they need them. One on one is suicide against a wizard.

Uh oh....

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Boggart

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Dementor

The Living Force.

Omnipresent Omnipotent Intelligent Energy Field >>>>>> Gay arse Boggarts.

HP vs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOvbv-LkK6w

I'd like to see any magic user in this battle . . .

Originally posted by Nephthys
The Living Force.

Omnipresent Omnipotent Intelligent Energy Field >>>>>> Gay arse Boggarts.

Mhm, and when a boggart changes into what a Jedi fears most, what's the Jedi gonna do? No defense against that, nor against Dementors.

Mhm, and when a boggart changes into what a Jedi fears most, what's the Jedi gonna do? No defense against that, nor against Dementors.

The Living Force lays down an unholy smackdown. Omnipresence, Omniscience and Omnipotence FTW!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, and when a boggart changes into what a Jedi fears most, what's the Jedi gonna do? No defense against that, nor against Dementors.

Well, I was thinking about that: what scares me the most is abstract. I'm really not afraid of anything except that one abstract thing.

So a boggart would do nothing. That's probably because a boggart is a fictional "monster" meant to impress/scare Rawling's target age audience: 7-12 year-olds.

I highly doubt a Jedi would be afraid of any sort of creature to the point of debilitation, especially since each complete a "face-to-face" with their worst 'dark side' incarnation just to pass Jedi Training.

Naw what I mean, bro?

It might work on a youngling, though.

I mean, do you honestly think that you'd be afraid of a dark smoke that slowly turned into a giant tarantula, especially when you have magical spells?

At the very least, Boggarts would provide a split second distraction.

Even that much is not guaranteed.

The precog will give it away before its happened. 🙂

SW win: Utter, total and complete.

I....I remember when this thread was first made. 😐

To commemorate its continued survival and the permanent long-term brain damage to all our psyches, I will know bestow upon it the symbol of all that is gay and ragetastic.

gay_rage Good job, RJ. Good job.