Kratos Seeks Revenge on Link

That's not where you put AIDS... 🙄

Hey there, Billy, want soem of my AIDS? 131

Billy might, but I don't. You wan't some Anthrax?

Jk.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
A hard stroke is a blow. Punch is defined in Dictionary.com:

a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist.

Masturbating with a closed fist is crushing your penis.

I lol'd.

Link watches Kratos' sex minigame with Princess Zelda
Link gets jealous at Kratos for being an impotent little elf
Kratos and Link fight
Link's aggression hampers his combat and causes him to fight recklessly
Kratos takes advantage of Link's lack of focus
Kratos defeats Link

Originally posted by I_Cheat_U_LOSE
Link watches Kratos' sex minigame with Princess Zelda
Link gets jealous at Kratos for being an impotent little elf
Kratos and Link fight
Link's aggression hampers his combat and causes him to fight recklessly
Kratos takes advantage of Link's lack of focus
Kratos defeats Link

Originally posted by I_Cheat_U_LOSE
Link watches Kratos' sex minigame with Princess Zelda
Link gets jealous at Kratos for being an impotent little elf
Kratos and Link fight
Link's aggression hampers his combat and causes him to fight recklessly
Kratos takes advantage of Link's lack of focus
Kratos defeats Link

Link wins because his sword is invincible!!!!!!!

Why would Link be watching the mini-game?

Lets throw in the three powered arrows. Not the fire one, think Kratos is flame resistant.

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
you just got lawyered 😄

Coin this phrase. I like it.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Not to mention the thing up there. You know, space, the celestial heavens and all? And wherever it is the the Goddesses themselves reside, too.

Prove LoZ verse is universal, shit, galactic sized. Boyo.

Wouldn't the Goddesses have created that.

Aliens exist in Majora's Mask. As does a telescope that is used to observe the stars and other objects.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Aliens exist in Majora's Mask. As does a telescope that is used to observe the stars and other objects.

Holy crappin' good post. Get owned, FA.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Aliens exist in Majora's Mask. As does a telescope that is used to observe the stars and other objects.

You mean the blatant ghosts? =|

A telescope that couldn't even see into space, if I recall correctly.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
You mean the blatant ghosts? =|

A telescope that couldn't even see into space, if I recall correctly.

No, aliens.

They cant see into space? So those constellations on the side of the observatory or the plans for a rocket ship in the bomb shop were figments of my imagination, right?

Lmfao, blatant ghosts. Gtfo with your myshit.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
No, aliens.

They cant see into space? So those constellations on the side of the observatory or the plans for a rocket ship in the bomb shop were figments of my imagination, right?

No, ghosts

You can see constellations without a telescope =|

If I recall, the "ship" is essentially a giant rocket.

Never said there was no outer space. But there is no proof LoZ verse is universal, or even galactic in size.

I didn't know ghosts flew around in machineish space suits.

My memory is hazy, were they wearing space suits? They looked exactly like the ghosts from OoT, and they flew around in some giant light.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
No, ghosts

You can see constellations without a telescope =|

If I recall, the "ship" is essentially a giant rocket.

Never said there was no outer space. But there is no proof LoZ verse is universal, or even galactic in size.

No, aliens. Poes are ghosts. 😬

Rocket ship. Duh?