Kratos Seeks Revenge on Link

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
My memory is hazy, were they wearing space suits? They looked exactly like the ghosts from OoT, and they flew around in some giant light.

Hell no, they don't.
Ghosts don't abduct cows.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
No, aliens. Poes are ghosts. 😬

Rocket ship. Duh?

Did some research ftw. Pamela's father implies the "aliens" may actually Garos or something, but let's say your right. Aliens could very well live on a neighboring planet.

Kay.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Hell no, they don't.
Ghosts don't abduct cows.

Well, why the fawk nawt?

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Well, why the fawk nawt?

Ghosts like people's souls. Aliens find cows tasty. Moo was very upset when he saw this part in MM. He went on repeated alien killing sprees.

How do you know Ghosts dun't like Cows souls?

Or are you saying cows have no souls?

Cow souls taste like regurgitated cud.

I hated shooting the aliens. But I did do it a lot.

****in' bitches, stealing my brethren. In my neighborhood? I don't think so!

They started making trouble in your neighborhood?

Did you get into one little fight?

Yeah, but my mom didn't get scared.

I don't have an auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

You whistled for Epona, but she didn't come near.

I have succeeded in my mission in throwing this asinine spite thread off topic.

/thread.

FINISH THE SONG!!! 😠

SHE DIDN'T HAVE A LICENSE PLATE NOR WAS THERE DICE IN THE MIRROR
THE HORSE WASN'T VERY RARE
YOU DIDN'T SAY. "NAH FORGET IT, YO HOME TO BEL AIR"
YOU DIDN'T PULL UP TO THE CASTLE AROUND 7 OR 8, AND YELL TO THE HORSE, "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER!"
YOU DIDN'T SIT ON YOUR THRONE AS THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR!

*claps like a monkey that wants a nanner*

THIS CALLS FOR CELEBRATORY TEA THAT IS DELICIOUS AND TASTY!

One lump or two?

OVER 9000!

I heard you liek mudkipz?

YES

I LUUUUUURVE MUDKIPZ

F*** YEAH! SEAKING!