Harry Potter Vs Freddy Krueger

Started by Sadako of Girth6 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
Not my thread, but if we follow Freddy's usual MO, he usually toys with his victims for a bit, preying on their fears; then kills them.

Tell me, what does Potter fear? Someone finding out about what he and that redheaded boy did in the broom closet one raining afternoon?

LOL

Originally posted by Robtard

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Robocop wins, that's who. Bullet between the eyes. End of.

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Originally posted by Bardock42
Robocop wins, that's who. Bullet between the eyes. End of.
Nah, Freddy would will him into being a can opener.

On a side note, I wonder how Freddy would toy with the following:

Wolverine
Nightcrawler
Rocky
Jet Li in "Fearless"
Superman

Appearing as a rabid fanboy online in his name before slashing him through the monitor.

Appearing as the devil before the trident turns to fingerknives...

Appearing as a version of Burgess Meredith's Mickey wearing a red and green stripe jumper.....he then Stabs Rocky, then says "Get up you sonfabitch, cause Freddy loves ya" before cutting his head off.

By appearing as Roger Murtaugh with a gun, which is a classic scared to take an arsewhipping move of course.

By appearing as A great big Kryptonite version of Bryan Singer, who naturally, Kal El will fear will rape him to death, then Singer slices him in four with a big clapperboard that turns into the glove

Errrrr..........

You asked...

And I was expecting a serious answer.

......which you recieved.

Hard to believe that Murtaugh with a gun would affect Huo Yuanjia.

Ahhhhhhh but the bullets each turn into Finger knive gloves.

That's lame.

Have you seen Nightmare 6...?
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Lame is often Freddie's MO onwards from Dream Warriors.

I stopped watching after 2.

2 packs of tissues...?

The movies were almost that bad, yes.

They were great til three.

That's what I meant, 1 and 2 were good, the rest were almost that bad. I started to watch them but lost interest quickly.