Harry Potter Vs Freddy Krueger

Started by Rogue Jedi6 pages
Rogue Jedi Restricted

Some naked pictures of your sis.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Sure you do. 🙂

Can you get your mom to stop begging to suck my d**k everytime I walk past your place...? (Or is it your dad, I cant tell with both the dress AND that beard...)

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Sure you do. 🙂

Can you get your mom to stop begging to suck my d**k everytime I walk past your place...? (Or is it your dad, I cant tell with both the dress AND that beard...)

Aw, lookit who is having delusions of adequacy. She wouldn't touch your tiny shrivelled up little prick with a ten foot pole, babe.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Hey my shrivelled little prick IS the ten foot pole. 😉

At least we established it IS a she. But what about the beard...?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Aaaaahahahahaaa you have a small dick haermm

No beard on her. She's an ex beauty pageant queen, FYI. ✅ Keep reaching, though. You don't have what it takes to insult me. Obnoxious, yes, but far from insulting.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Yes. It is small compared with say................jupiter.

No Beard, huh....Was that dog shit all on that face then...?

Youre right about me not being able to insult you.
'Cause its hard to do a better job than nature already did. 🙂

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

HP is dead.

Krueger gets his rape/kill quotient filled for the day.

steverules_2 Senior Member
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But back in like 1980s, Khan was our manliest.
And look at how HE was dressed.

I used to think he was a chick till I watched the film....

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

I bet you thank your lucky stars that you only had to watch a movie first to find that out... 😂

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes. It is small compared with say................jupiter.

No Beard, huh....Was that dog shit all on that face then...?

Youre right about me not being able to insult you.
'Cause its hard to do a better job than nature already did. 🙂

I actually spent the whole day with her on Mothers day, had a blast.

How about you? How'd you spend Mothers day?

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Oh did you...? Masturbating through the wizardcare section of the catalogue were you...?

I was in your Mom's arse. Thank you.

Despite the beard and all. 🙂

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Hey, better a beard than cobwebs.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

How lucky to have the choice of both in your Mom's case, then.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Your mommas so old that.....wait, that doesn't quite work.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Nope it does still.

You're a retard aren't you...? (Rhetorical)

Epically Christian too... 🙂

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Nah, it's just that your mom and mine are likely close to the same age. If my mom is as oldish as yours, old momma jokes don't really work.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

HP is dead/raped..

Continue the tears, do whatever... but put me on ignore.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

If Freddy goes for the kill, anyone is raped. No one survives.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Except Nancy in like three/four f**king movies... 🙄

Moron.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Except Nancy in like three/four f**king movies... 🙄

Moron.

Sorry, but he toyed with her way too much, she had way too much time.

If Freddy woulda charged her and stabbed her right at the beginning of her first dream session, she woulda been KIA. 😄