Harry Potter Vs Freddy Krueger

Started by Sadako of Girth6 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I stopped watching after 2.

By "watching", I meant following, watching completely.

I've seen every single elm street movie...apart from the re-make, I thought 1-3 were good...after that it was just lame and they ran out of cool deaths, the best were Johnny Depps death scene and the puppet scene for me. Part 2 was rather funny due to it's homosexual nature, hell even the director admitted that it had an un-intentional homosexualness to it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, Freddy would will him into being a can opener.

Against Ginny, of courser... 🤨

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
By "watching", I meant following, watching completely.

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Some how come you cant defend Potter here then, despite having seen Freddy's weaknesses...?

Originally posted by steverules_2
I've seen every single elm street movie...apart from the re-make, I thought 1-3 were good...after that it was just lame and they ran out of cool deaths, the best were Johnny Depps death scene and the puppet scene for me. Part 2 was rather funny due to it's homosexual nature, hell even the director admitted that it had an un-intentional homosexualness to it.

But back in like 1980s, Khan was our manliest.
And look at how HE was dressed.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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Some how come you cant defend Potter here then, despite having seen Freddy's weaknesses...?

Now that I know Freddy is doing his usual toying, yeah, I have and I did.

If Freddy was going for the kill, it'd end like this:

YouTube video

Question. if you were in Freddys dream world and could assume any form, who/what would you assume/be?

Hehehe Most likely, yes...

In answer to your question: "The one that terrified the individual victim the most."

Like if it were Robocop, I'd appear as a giant even more evil than usual Clarence Boddicker...

If it were a German, I'd appear as John McClane.

So if you are dreaming one day and you see Chuck Norris wearing a red and green stripe sweater, run like fu*k.

Nah, I'd turn into Dr. Manhattan.

Useless against Chuck Norris at the best of times, let alone against Chuck Norris/Freddy Kruger in dreamscape.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I stopped watching after 2.

Aww you should have seen part 3, Dream Warriors. Freddy actually fights a Wizard in that one, of course Freddy brushes off the magic and proceeds to claw f*ck the boy-wizard.

EDIT: Aww, yes I see you posted the scene above. Still me thinks Potter would have a better chance of surviving... as he would offer Freedy a hand-job in exchange for mercy.

I just posted that vid.

So how did you know to post it, if you didnt see it?

Remember that his magic doesn't work in the real world just the dream world.

Originally posted by Blinky
Aww you should have seen part 3, Dream Warriors. Freddy actually fights a Wizard in that one, of course Freddy brushes off the magic and proceeds to claw f*ck the boy-wizard.

EDIT: Aww, yes I see you posted the scene above. Still me thinks Potter would have a better chance of surviving... as he would offer Freedy a hand-job in exchange for mercy.

LOLZ

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So how did you know to post it, if you didnt see it?
I saw that vid ages ago.

What all accidentally, while looking for "Boy Wizard and dirty old man" online...?

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Nah. Rob sent it with naked pics of his sis.

Hey, you got any naked pics of your sis?

Nope. And shes too old for your f***ed up tastes anyway..... (Being past 12 and not being a boy wizard and all)

Wanna buy some?

Some "what"..?