Van Damage Vs Hogwarts

Every character Jean-Claude Van Damme has played (with gear) lays siege on Hogwarts:

Goal: Assassinate all the wizards inside, young and old, male and female.

Rules:

-Van Dammes get 42 minutes prep to sneak about, survey and position themselves outside of Hogwarts.

-Dementors can not be called in (invisibility and all, would be spite)

-That age spell or spell that stops trespassers isn't in play

-The spell that stops electrical equipment from working isn't in play

-Spell which locates anyone of the premise isn't in play

-Wizards are unaware this is happening until the 42 mins are up.

Can team Van Damage pull it off?

If not, how close can they come?

Edit: Damme it! Will request a move.

Wrong forum, spic.

His Universal Soldier will do tons of damage.

Question. This:

-Van Dammes get 42 minutes prep to sneak about, survey and position themselves outside of Hogwarts.

You mean they can scout Hogwarts from the outside, but then they must go inside to attack?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Question. This:

-Van Dammes get 42 minutes prep to sneak about, survey and position themselves outside of Hogwarts.

You mean they can scout Hogwarts from the outside, but then they must go inside to attack?

They have to kill all the wizards, so unless all the wizards make a habit of constantly frolicking about the grounds (wouldn't surprise me), yes, they'd likely have to infiltrate the premises.

Also, what does VD team know of wizard powers?

Anything that Timecop learns about what they will do that day from having known of the outcome..

Also Timecop detonates the massive H bomb he buried under Hogwarts 2,000 years before it was constructed.

Originally posted by Robtard
They have to kill all the wizards, so unless all the wizards make a habit of constantly frolicking about the grounds (wouldn't surprise me), yes, they'd likely have to infiltrate the premises.

Coupla things:

What time of the day is it? Are they all asleep? In class?

What can team VD possibly learn about the inside of the castle from the outside?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Anything that Timecop learns about what they will do that day from having known of the outcome..

They will be aware once the brothers from Double Impact complete their recon, just before the detonation.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Also Timecop detonates the massive H bomb he buried under Hogwarts 2,000 years before it was constructed.

And this:

-Wizards are unaware this is happening until the 42 mins are up.

Not possible. The paintings would alert Dumbledore of team VD's presence right away.

Recon, Dude. Recon.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
They will be aware once the brothers from Double Impact complete their recon, just before the detonation.

And how do the brothers do this, exactly? Paintings, ghosts in paintings, Hogwarts ghosts and shit, they will see them and alert the wizards.

How do they get past the forbidden forest? The centaurs?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Recon, Dude. Recon.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Muggles cannot see Hogwarts. How's he gonna know where to bury it?

And this:

-Wizards are unaware this is happening until the 42 mins are up.

Not possible. The paintings would alert Dumbledore of team VD's presence right away.

The same way they knew where to find it in this thread....duhhhh! 😛

The paintings you speak of wouldnt be there for another 2,000 years.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Paintings, dude, ghosts, centaurs.

A) Roundhouse, punch to throat, he aint 'fraid of no ghosts, tears their nuts off then does the trademark Van Damme splits.

B) Negated four dimensionally by Timecop, possibly excluding the ghosts.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The same way they knew where to find it in this thread....duhhhh! 😛

The paintings you speak of wouldnt be there for another 2,000 years.

Too many holes, dude.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Roundhouse, punch to throat, he aint 'fraid of no ghosts, tears their nuts off then does the trademark Van Damme splits.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So basically you think Timecop will bury a bomb under Hogwarts 2000 years prior, right? Even though he was never shown travelling back that far in time? Even though there is no power source that would be preserved for the 2000 years?

Too many holes, dude.

He was shown going far enough. And there was anecdotal evidence onscreen suggesting that the scope for travel is without limit.

Ahhhhhh based on TODAY'S hydrogen bomb technology, maybe....

Not as many as there are in the logic and science of Wizard magic.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wouldn't work against ghosts. They alert Dumbledore, he apparates behind each in turn, and incapacitates them.

They cany incapacitate them without being solid enough to affect with say a roundhouse to the nuts then some splits.

But they only have to survive long enough to press the button, anyhow.

Which they do.

Boom.