Van Damage Vs Hogwarts

Started by Robtard19 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, see, you have to watch the movies. Students and faculty alike.

I've seen them and while I watched them in daze of boredom, I don't recall seeing thousands. Even in OOTP when the other schools came to Hoqwarts, I didn't see thousands.

I'm going to need confirmation for reliable source. Neph seems to know his Potter well, as does DDM. I was thinking a couple of hundred, mostly students.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Paintings that will see team VD right away and warn Dumbledore.

Ghosts that are all over Hogwarts 24/7, that will do the same.

Harrys invisibility cloak, doooooooooooh.

Deluminator. Dumbles used it to darken an entire street.

Two words: Felix Felicis.

Dumbledore will be trouble, no doubt, but even the lamest of Van Dammes can kill him via bullet to the face.

Look at the stands, Rob:

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JK Rowling said in an interview that there were thousands of students.

Another thing to think about....you said:

-Van Dammes get 42 minutes prep to sneak about, survey and position themselves outside of Hogwarts.

and then

-Wizards are unaware this is happening until the 42 mins are up.

That means that once team VD has done their little surveying thing, the wizards are aware of their presence.

Also, team VD will have no idea what's inside Hogwarts. There are many floors, passages, there are staircases that move around as they please. There are paintings and ghosts that will see every move team VD makes. Team VD will be spread thin, and they will have no idea what's around each corner. The wizards know the castle, they know where each passage and staircase leads.

Way I see it, Dumbledore dons Harrys cloak, sips the felix felicis, and solos here.

And not one of those crowds is shown in a combative form onscreen.

Ergo, by the golden rule you champion so readily RJ, they cannot fight.

Most will have been destroyed in the bomb explosion anyway.

Nah, Timecop never used a bomb, therefore he cannot use one here.

The students can cast spells, jacko.

You guys are overlooking the complexity of the layout of Hogwarts. Team VD will most likely spend half their time trying to figure out how they got lost.

Also, team VD will have no idea what's inside Hogwarts. There are many floors, passages, there are staircases that move around as they please. There are paintings and ghosts that will see every move team VD makes. Team VD will be spread thin, and they will have no idea what's around each corner. The wizards know the castle, they know where each passage and staircase leads.

And this:

Way I see it, Dumbledore dons Harrys cloak, sips the felix felicis, and solos here.

Ah....but Timecop foresaw this difficulty of the lasting power cell problem and planted 8 tonnes of C4 under hogwarts instead.

Youre a wizard.. not a Time traveller. So "wiz".

(Not that it'd matter, since your forces are now dead and under rubble.)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
[B]haermm Jackass.

Fact is, Timecop was never shown using a big ass bomb, it's not in his weaponry. Therefore he can't use it here. You might as well try and give him a star destroyer.

Nope. Thats a bad analogy, RJ.

The techs who built that time travel technology couldnt build a star Destroyer. But building a bomb...? Yes thats very very likely indeeeeeeed. Or as they have full government backing, they could just GET one, rather than build one.

Ergo: The bombing is feasible.

And if that doesnt work, Timecop skipping back in time with a small piece of rubble from the Hogwarts assault, goes and touches the foundations of Hogwarts with it in the past time frame, breaking the "Same matter twice can't occupy the same space in the same time" rule, destroying it like this:

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Not by Timecop it isn't, you're giving him a weapon he was never shown using. Wizards have Dr. Manhattan powers.

Same living matter, it was implied that the same living matter cannot occupy the same space. 🙄

Meeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh Worng answer RJ, Would you like to go for Double Jeopary where the scores can REALLY change..?

Timecop can take what he likes back into the past, Gimpboy.
THAT IS A SCREEN FEAT.

Same MATTER dude..

Ivan from No Retreat No Surrender poses as a Russian student and snap kicks Dumbledors head from his neck. Time cop drops a nuke he stole from WW2 and blows up the castle. Harry alone survives and Guile sonic booms his skull off his broom then Sumersault Kicks his skull FTW!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Meeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh Worng answer RJ, Would you like to go for Double Jeopary where the scores can REALLY change..?

Timecop can take what he likes back into the past, Gimpboy.
THAT IS A SCREEN FEAT.

Same MATTER dude..

A bomb is a weapon, he can't use a weapon he was never shown using. Like it or not, that's it.

So when were two candy bars shown blowing up when occupying the same space? It was only shown on humans.

That's two instances in one post where you changed screen feats.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Ivan from No Retreat No Surrender poses as a Russian student and snap kicks Dumbledors head from his neck. Time cop drops a nuke he stole from WW2 and blows up the castle. Harry alone survives and Guile sonic booms his skull off his broom then Sumersault Kicks his skull FTW!

Excellent.

Checkmate, RJ.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
A bomb is a weapon, he can't use a weapon he was never shown using. Like it or not, that's it.

So when were two candy bars shown blowing up when occupying the same space? It was only shown on humans.

That's two instances in one post where you changed screen feats.

Then do you accept that by your own rule, that Wizards have literally NO defence against the Van Damage posse..?

Cause NO Hogwartsian has ever beat JCVD in any guise whatsoever onscreen.

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Excellent.

Checkmate, RJ.

Nah, this was checkmate:

Also, team VD will have no idea what's inside Hogwarts. There are many floors, passages, there are staircases that move around as they please. There are paintings and ghosts that will see every move team VD makes. Team VD will be spread thin, and they will have no idea what's around each corner. The wizards know the castle, they know where each passage and staircase leads.

And especially this:

Way I see it, Dumbledore dons Harrys cloak, sips the felix felicis, and solos here.

He won't be seen, he will succeed at his every endeavor.

Game, set and match.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Then do you accept that by your own rule, that Wizards have literally NO defence against the Van Damage posse..?

Cause NO Hogwartsian has ever beat JCVD in any guise whatsoever onscreen.

💃

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, this was checkmate:

Also, team VD will have no idea what's inside Hogwarts. There are many floors, passages, there are staircases that move around as they please. There are paintings and ghosts that will see every move team VD makes. Team VD will be spread thin, and they will have no idea what's around each corner. The wizards know the castle, they know where each passage and staircase leads.

And especially this:

Way I see it, Dumbledore dons Harrys cloak, sips the felix felicis, and solos here.

He won't be seen, he will succeed at his every endeavor.

Game, set and match.

/thread.

*Yawn*

Negated all that shit earlier. *End Thread*

Negated felix felicis and the cloak? Not.

Everything Dumbledore tries, he succeeds with felix felicis.

Wait, here we go...

Moody imperios GL44, makes him turn on his team. Dumbledore does the same to the Wagner twins, makes them **** each other while the others watch.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Negated felix felicis and the cloak? Not.

Everything Dumbledore tries, he succeeds with felix felicis.

Went round it with time travel.

Sure you did, champ, sure you did.