Van Damage Vs Hogwarts

Started by Rogue Jedi19 pages

Originally posted by KingD19
You call a bullet a minor physical object?
Moderate hexes AS WELL as physical objects.The "moderate" is attached to the first part.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Moderate hexes AS WELL as physical objects.The "moderate" is attached to the first part.

Correct me if I'm wrong...but don't bullets break the speed barrier?

So you're telling me, a solid metal projectile that travels thousands of feet per second, is a minor to moderate physical object that can be blocked by a Protego? Even though it was never shown blocking a bullet?

Originally posted by KingD19
Correct me if I'm wrong...but don't bullets break the speed barrier?

So you're telling me, a solid metal projectile that travels thousands of feet per second, is a minor to moderate physical object that can be blocked by a Protego? Even though it was never shown blocking a bullet?

Again, the "moderate" is implied on hexes.

Is a bullet ever shown breeching a protego? HA!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Again, the "moderate" is implied on hexes.

Is a bullet ever shown breeching a protego? HA!!!

No, but bullets have pierced things obviously more durable than a Protego.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
A) Roundhouse, punch to throat, he aint 'fraid of no ghosts, tears their nuts off then does the trademark Van Damme splits.

B) Negated four dimensionally by Timecop, possibly excluding the ghosts.

Now how the hell is Nearly Headless Nick supposed to have babies when his other head is torn off?

How dare you....think of the children....made with invisible weenarz.

Originally posted by KingD19
No, but bullets have pierced things obviously more durable than a Protego.
Add to that? Pretty vague.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Add to that? Pretty vague.

Stone

Multiple metals

etc...

And over pretty decent distances, if you aim a gun at a wizard and fire(and they've never seen guns), they won't know what to do.

So if someone is flying over Hogwarts and lets loose with a glock, the bullets go through?

They're gonna be inside Hogwarts during the battle, that's the stips of the thread.

So when they point and squeeze the trigger, Wizards are gonna fall over.

haermm That simple, eh? Protego can be cast with a wand, dude. And wizards can do that thing where they disappear. This is crazy, why are we even discussing this?

OK I gotta get this off my chest.

First of all, there is a spell cast around Hogwarts that prevents electrical equipment from working properly. Oh wait, that's been taken away from the wizards.

Marauders map, it can be used to see where every VD is. Oh wait, that spell has been taken away......WAIT A MINUTE, that aint a spell!!! The Marauders map is a map, NOT a spell. So yeah, the marauders map is in play here.

Now, having said that, there are far too many things that can go wrong for team VD. All it takes is one of them to be detected and it's all over. It's not like they are all ninja, they don't all possess great stealth. Example? Alain and Mikhail from Maximum Risk, and Chris Dubois from the Quest. Dude from Legionnare and from Nowhere to Run, same thing. One of them are surely detected and it's all over.

Filch and his cat know Hogwarts like the back of their hand, surely they will be on patrol, ever think of that?

And the paintings. No way in hell does team VD get past the paintings. The paintings WILL see them, and they WILL alert Dumbledore.

Same with the ghosts.

And the OP says they are examining Hogwarts from the outside, what the hell can they learn about the layout from the outside? What if they wander onto the forbidden floor?

And Mconogall, she can vanish them with one spell. She can take on the form of a cat too.

And no, Timecop cannot use any weapons he was never shown using, so ixnay on the bomb.

There's really no way team VD wins here.

Yeah, Protego can be cast with a wand, and a spoken word, and a twirl of the wrist. A bullet can be fired with a squeeze of a trigger. And you can't apparate before you get hit with a bullet, they travel thousands of feet per second, meaning that if someone points and pulls the trigger, when you hear the BANG, you've already been shot. And considering wizards get hit with all types of spells that are much slower than bullets, they ain't dodging any of them.

I think I remember you saying that apparation takes somewhere around half a second. Well by the time you try to apparate, you've been shot, and you died.

On top of that, a large majority of the wizards at Hogwarts are students, meaning that a large majority can't apparate, and there are only a few who can. And don't say every wizard of a certain level can do it, because that's not true. Every wizard of a certain level isn't automatically an Animagus, so not everyone can apparate.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

There's really no way team VD wins here.

How they gonna **** with this?!

And that's just one Van Damme of team Van Damage.

Originally posted by KingD19
Yeah, Protego can be cast with a wand, and a spoken word, and a twirl of the wrist. A bullet can be fired with a squeeze of a trigger. And you can't apparate before you get hit with a bullet, they travel thousands of feet per second, meaning that if someone points and pulls the trigger, when you hear the BANG, you've already been shot. And considering wizards get hit with all types of spells that are much slower than bullets, they ain't dodging any of them.

I think I remember you saying that apparation takes somewhere around half a second. Well by the time you try to apparate, you've been shot, and you died.

On top of that, a large majority of the wizards at Hogwarts are students, meaning that a large majority can't apparate, and there are only a few who can. And don't say every wizard of a certain level can do it, because that's not true. Every wizard of a certain level isn't automatically an Animagus, so not everyone can apparate.

Protego horriblis, dude, look it up.

We're talking about thousands of wizards, students and faculty alike.

Tell me, when team VD is detected (and they will be detected right away, LOL at Chad Wagner stumbling around in pink leotards), what do you see happening?

Originally posted by Robtard
How they gonna **** with this?!

And that's just one Van Damme of team Van Damage.

You really woulda done better to leave this to GL44 and Boudreaux.

Thousands of Wizards were shown? Really?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You really woulda done better to leave this to GL44 and Boudreaux.

Dude, put down your fanboysim and you'd see team Van Damage is likely to pull this off.

-There's a shit load of them

-They all have at least a handgun. Many have greater.

-They have a diverse set of skills, ranging from Fire Marshall to Super-Soldier.

-They all can let out an epic kick while making a stupid face

Originally posted by Robtard
Thousands of Wizards were shown? Really?

Yeah, see, you have to watch the movies. Students and faculty alike.

Originally posted by Robtard
Dude, put down your fanboysim and you'd see team Van Damage is likely to pull this off.

-There's a shit load of them

-They all have at least a handgun. Many have greater.

-They have a diverse set of skills, ranging from Fire Marshall to Super-Soldier.

-They all can let out an epic kick while making a stupid face

They're likely to do some Van dammage, but pull it off? Kill every wizard in Hogwarts? Get real, man. This isn't some run of the mill building packed with insurgents, it's a magical castle with magical protection and enchantments, man.

Hogwarts, even gimped as you placed them, kills every single VD.

Paintings that will see team VD right away and warn Dumbledore.

Ghosts that are all over Hogwarts 24/7, that will do the same.

Harrys invisibility cloak, doooooooooooh.

Deluminator. Dumbles used it to darken an entire street.

Two words: Felix Felicis.