If you could teleport

Started by Rogue Jedi4 pages

If you could teleport

Where would be the first five places you would teleport to and do whatever you want to with no consequences?

Also, what about after? How would you use your powers?

bank vault.. then a nice Caribbean island go back to Bahrain for the upscale feel and beat me some wannabe Saudi prince..

i probably use it to help me kill some ppl kidnap them and leave them on a stranded island with no way off..

Bank vault
Another Bank Vault
Back Home
Australia
Bank Vault

Then I'd teleport into random girls locker rooms, etc etc.

Federal savings and loan, get millions.
Ferrari dealership, get a Ferrari.
Game Crazy, stock up on games.
I dunno

I'd use my powers for good, to serve mankind.

Essex, find the first girl I ever fell in love with and tell her that the man she's with isn't the man she should be with 😄

Unfortunately unoriginal, but bank vault the first time.
Then probably work.
Greece until I have to go to work again.
To the house of the man I think I'm in love with.
bed

After that, I'd just never have to drive again. But I probably would, since I love my car.

bank vault, stock up on enough cash to hold me and my family over for the rest of our bloodline
Game Stop, grab all the games and consols and whatnot that i could ever want
Wal*Mart, grab all the electronics, gizmos, and cool stuff that i could ever want
Realtors office, get three houses, one in Hawaii right on the beach, another in the Pittsburgh area, and one thats utterly secluded in the mountains with its own fresh water supply, enough room to have a garden, raise livestock and its own power source
the home of Sidney Crosby, console him on the end of his season then make him fall madly in love with me

after that, id use my powers to visit my parents in Hawaii, go places where im needed on short notice, and when the zombie apocalypse hits, teleport me and my family to that safe house in the mountains

I'd teleport naked for split seconds in front of all kinds of random people, say something utterly absurd, then leave. Just create chaos, basically. Because, realistically, if I use them for "good" I'll end up dead before too long. And I doubt I have the stomach for stealing sh*t.

Re: If you could teleport

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Where would be the first five places you would teleport to and do whatever you want to with no consequences?

Also, what about after? How would you use your powers?

1. 13.5 billion light years away in any direction.

2. Another 13.5 billion light years away in the same direction.

3. Inside a massive black hole.

4. The Pillar of Creation in the Eagle Nebula.

5. To Mars and move the Spirit so it could get better sun light.

I would need to take a lot of equipment with me, but the information I would gather would be unbelievably important.

i appear in certain female celebrity bedrooms.. play it off like i am a god,vampire, angel..etc etc.. and seduce them.. hey baby.. i am the metatron you have bn chosen to give birth to the new world savior.. kiss me baby...

missy peregrym

1. Bank Vault. (Takes all money to GM and gives it as a donation. To bring back Poniac.)
2. Go to England and invest in their money.
3. Make Bill Gates sign over the company to Me.
4. Go To the Pope, And Declare im "God".
5. Go To Faith Nelson's House and Tele-F*ck her....
That just sounds cool.

Id **** with people and say Im from the future and then id teleport away as if i went back in time. Most def.

Mainly women. You know how gullable they are.

1. I would teleport into Fort Knox and steal my intentions. A hard form of "money" is much more useful than stealing the $100,000-$1,000,000 that you guys would get from a bank vault. Plus, there is literally billions of dollars worth of gold in Fort Knox.
2. I would teleport into the vaults of the Federal Resave Bank of New York and steal more "money."
3. Diffuse the ability to trace the mineral profiles and other profiles associated with gold, from the gold I took, to throw off forensic specialists. I would not steal actually tender because that's stupid: it could be traced back to you. So, after melting and changing the gold profile to something ambiguous, I would buy stuff with it. I would have to do it to avoid suspicion (not too much, at once), and I would not be able to steal all of the Fort Knox and FRBNY gold, else it would cause a panic/destabilization of the dollar and other international currencies...but that WOULD create a very stable currency for me, if I invented one: something backed by gold, platinum, and precious stones, would be quite a stable currency.
4. Rule the world from an artificial Island in the middle of the Pacific. Use my power and money to figure out how to transport like I do, and replicate the ability for a handsome profit.
5. Be immortalized through the digitization of my consciousness, a la Ghost in the Shell, into a data network that I created with my trillions.

fort knox, steal all the gold

then kate beckinsale's house, have wild nights with her, then megan fox's house more wildness, then playboy mansion and bring, kate beckinsale, megan fox, bar rafeali, brooklyn decker, gemma atkinson, sophie howard to the party

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
fort knox, steal all the gold

then George Clooneys house, have wild nights with him, then Patrick Stewarts house more wildness, then playgirl mansion and bring, George Clooney, Patrick Stewart, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman, Sylvester Stallone to the party and have my way with them

😐 DEAR LORD!!!!! ha-son

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
fort knox, steal all the gold

then kate beckinsale's house, have wild nights with her, then megan fox's house more wildness, then playboy mansion and bring, kate beckinsale, megan fox, bar rafeali, brooklyn decker, gemma atkinson, sophie howard to the party

So once you teleport into megan foxx's house, you're gonna rape her? Or she'll be amazed at your amazing teleportationness that she'll have no choice BUT to **** you?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
So once you teleport into megan foxx's house, you're gonna rape her? Or she'll be amazed at your amazing teleportationness that she'll have no choice BUT to **** you?
pretty much.. there aint no such thing as saying no at this point... 😈

Originally posted by steverules_2
😐 [b]DEAR LORD!!!!! ha-son [/B]

having a whole lot of fun steve, unless you want me to take this thread seriously?? 😄

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
pretty much.. there aint no such thing as saying no at this point... 😈
me in a room with a hot female celebrity..

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I know my first stop would involve killing Michael Bay. Not really a long term thinker, so passed that doesn't really matter