If you could teleport

Started by Strangelove4 pages

Originally posted by dadudemon
1. I would teleport into Fort Knox and steal my intentions. A hard form of "money" is much more useful than stealing the $100,000-$1,000,000 that you guys would get from a bank vault. Plus, there is literally billions of dollars worth of gold in Fort Knox.
I'd go crazy if I stopped working at 22, I just want to steal enough money to get me by for a while. And its not like you can't make return trips (not to the same bank though, that'd be stupid)

Originally posted by dadudemon
1. I would teleport into Fort Knox and steal my intentions. A hard form of "money" is much more useful than stealing the $100,000-$1,000,000 that you guys would get from a bank vault. Plus, there is literally billions of dollars worth of gold in Fort Knox.

ah but dont forget you can hack into computers and reroute money into your own private bank accounts that can store billions of dollars as well 😉

see unlike most of you who imediately abused the power of teleporting(and unwillingly ripped off the movie "jumper" without realizing it )I would not rob a bank(right away anyways ) I would teleport to canada to meet my gf sarah .then to a bank .
then to amsterdam for a vacation involving a lot of sex and drugs ...oh and booze .never forget the booze

yeah, that's totally not abusing the power 🙄
im setting up a safety net for me and my family in the event of a zombie apocalypse stoned
the most abuse i got out of it was stealing the heart of hockey's sexiest captian hearty

I love how 90% of tourists visit my beautiful city for a vacation filled with sex and drugs. Funnily, most of them end up in a canal one way or another.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
ah but dont forget you can hack into computers and reroute money into your own private bank accounts that can store billions of dollars as well 😉

Excellent idea: leave a massive digital trail so it becomes much easier for them to find me. 🙁

Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
see unlike most of you who imediately abused the power of teleporting(and unwillingly ripped off the movie "jumper" without realizing it )I would not rob a bank(right away anyways ) I would teleport to canada to meet my gf sarah .then to a bank .
then to amsterdam for a vacation involving a lot of sex and drugs ...oh and booze .never forget the booze

Since I'm happily married, I'm already with my sweetheart.

PWNED!

Originally posted by Slay
I love how 90% of tourists visit my beautiful city for a vacation filled with sex and drugs. Funnily, most of them end up in a canal one way or another.
nothin that hasn happened here in the good old USA....silence! enfilfunkenstein has spoken

i seriously think i kill some of my exes and rape others with this power after i robbed a vault... after that i enjoy myself

Originally posted by dadudemon
Excellent idea: leave a massive digital trail so it becomes much easier for them to find me. 🙁

Since I'm happily married, I'm already with my sweetheart.

PWNED!


thats when you hire a computer nerd to cover up that trail and then drop him down an elevator shaft 😉
besides, there's no consequences whatsoever for our actions ✅

anarchy bishes !

I'd teleport to DDM's house and ***** slap his hiney. Yeah, I just said that.

Asia.

i' teleport to the most technologically advanced planet in our galaxy. the place'd be the most hospitable and breathable, i'd upgrade m( m@nd and body, come back to earth and either share the knowledge and advance the human race or conquer the planet as an absolute dictatir, depending on how I feel when I get back.

secondly i'd visit the most technologically advance planet in the andromeda galaxy. the one that's the most hospitable and breathable, upgrade and you know the rest. and that's it..

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
i' teleport to the most technologically advanced planet in our galaxy. the place'd be the most hospitable and breathable, i'd upgrade m( m@nd and body, come back to earth and either share the knowledge and advance the human race or conquer the planet as an absolute dictatir, depending on how I feel when I get back.

secondly i'd visit the most technologically advance planet in the andromeda galaxy. the one that's the most hospitable and breathable, upgrade and you know the rest. and that's it..

how would you even know hot to reach it or know it exist... i mean everyone is teleporting to places they know exist.. possibly on a subconscious lvl compensate for unknown variable like a wall or object in the way but teleporting to the middle of space with no idea if it even exist or which way to go just seems like suicide

is that a burn i smell?

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
how would you even know hot to reach it or know it exist... i mean everyone is teleporting to places they know exist.. possibly on a subconscious lvl compensate for unknown variable like a wall or object in the way but teleporting to the middle of space with no idea if it even exist or which way to go just seems like suicide

first of all, it is a numerical fact that life exsist on other planets. we'd be arrogant as fcuk to the extreme to think that earth is the only speck of dust in the universe with life, ok. just our solar system itself is a speck of dust just in the milky way galaxy. suicide? how dare you, you vile and ignorant creature.

there's (likely) a multitude of intelligent life out there in our galaxy, not to mention the whole universe which has billions of galaxies, and were the only ones? you clearly have no idea.

no one is dismissing the fact that life does not exist in the universe.. what i am arguing is how you could possible find them in the vastness of space.. besides how do you know they would be so accommodating if you happen to find a class1,2 or 3 civilization which i would bet good money would no be the dominate form of life in the universe single cell and non sentient would be the best bet..

LOL @ you two making this a serious debate.

I would always teleport on the set of live television shows and moon the camera.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
first of all, it is a numerical fact that life exsist on other planets. we'd be arrogant as fcuk to the extreme to think that earth is the only speck of dust in the universe with life, ok. just our solar system itself is a speck of dust just in the milky way galaxy. suicide? how dare you, you vile and ignorant creature.

there's (likely) a multitude of intelligent life out there in our galaxy, not to mention the whole universe which has billions of galaxies, and were the only ones? you clearly have no idea.

That's not true at all.