If you could teleport

Yeah, the word "fcuk" does not exist.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
i' teleport to the most technologically advanced planet in our galaxy. the place'd be the most hospitable and breathable, i'd upgrade m( m@nd and body, come back to earth and either share the knowledge and advance the human race or conquer the planet as an absolute dictatir, depending on how I feel when I get back.

secondly i'd visit the most technologically advance planet in the andromeda galaxy. the one that's the most hospitable and breathable, upgrade and you know the rest. and that's it..

I'd teleport up Strangelove's ass. /end thread

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Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
having a whole lot of fun steve, unless you want me to take this thread seriously?? 😄

131 If you wish to

I'd teleport to your mamma's house.

Wait, I'm already there.

OOOOOOOHHH! Sick pwn!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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Originally posted by Wild Shadow
no one is dismissing the fact that life does not exist in the universe.. what i am arguing is how you could possible find them in the vastness of space.. besides how do you know they would be so accommodating if you happen to find a class1,2 or 3 civilization which i would bet good money would no be the dominate form of life in the universe single cell and non sentient would be the best bet..

depends on the type of teleportation we're using. the thread starter wasn't specific. but if it's a device with advanced a.i. all you'd do is tell it to teleport you to the nearest hospitable planet with peaceful intelligent life in the same way you'd tell a navigational system to locate the best restaurant in town, on it's own.

I'd teleport to AC's house and beat him senseless.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd teleport to AC's house and beat him senseless.

That wouldn't be much of a beating. 😂

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
That wouldn't be much of a beating. 😂

Somewhere stupid like japan.. or somewhere made up, umm, the netherlands sounds good

Skywalker Ranch, steal EVERYTHING.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Excellent idea: leave a massive digital trail so it becomes much easier for them to find me. 🙁

Since I'm happily married, I'm already with my sweetheart.

PWNED!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Skywalker Ranch, steal EVERYTHING.

id teleport into the realm where im Jack Stills and kick everyones ass

**** Jack Stills.

losers.. i be in her bedroom
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/9186/bridget-regan-lots.jpg

dont be dissin my work ...i might cry 🙁

Nah he's cool.