So I Want To Take A Martial Art

this summer. I want it to be BAD ASS and COOL LOOKING and hard work is no issue.

Any suggestions?

I think you need discipline.

Adventure, excitement....a Jedi seeks not these things.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Adventure, excitement....a Jedi seeks not these things.

Fly, fatass, fly!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Fly, fatass, fly!

Snooch to the mutha****ing nooch!

Shithead here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. Crazy **** thinks he'll levitate shit with his thoughts.

Silent Bob's an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eight grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a C.D. player using chicken-wire and sh**. Mother-fu**er's like MacGyver! No, mother-fu**er's better than MacGyver!

Trish the dish.

Like the back of a Volkswagon?

Shit *****, we're gonna bust up that stage like a high school kegger!!

First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters. I'd do it, but I pulled my back out humping your mom last night. Nootch.

We should film a parody of us doing a Jay and Bob act.

I don't think so, Tim.

DDM and I could pull it off. Chicken.

You look like neither character, DDM is even worse.

haermm No shit, does that really matter?

I <3 the way you two have ended up hijacking this thread.

The ones I do are Muay Thai (Muay Thai is Anderson Silva's striking style, if you want to see him fight look up "Anderson Silva vs Forrest Griffin", or "Anderson Silva vs Rich Franklin 2"😉, Kyokushin Karate, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and Greco Roman Wrestling.

Since I use different styles while I fight, that makes me a Mixed Martial Artist.

But if you want to concentrate on just one martial art, you should probably go with Muay Thai. It's considered by many the most dangerous martial art.