Which herald would you call upon in the following situations?

Originally posted by Black bolt z
1) Clean up massive oil spill near coastal areas: Surfer

2) Put out huge forest fire in California: Supes

3) Rescue 100 hostages held by trained armed militia in South America (must minimize casualties): Flash

4) Stop 10 nuclear warheads that have been launched simultaneously (ensure) minimal radiation fallout: Surfer

5) Find the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden: Nate

6) Discover cures for AIDS and Cancer: Surfer...he can probably do it already...

7) Bring a rock sample from Pluto as fast as possible: Surfer by a mile

8) Relocate 1 million people from one location to another location 100 miles away: Green lantern

9) Broker world peace through strictly diplomacy (no powers allowed): Political only?Supes

10) Rebuild Tokyo after a devastating earthquake: Molecule man...or surfer...

I agree, but I don't see how supes is best for 2, I mean he can use his freeze breath or whatever, but others can do just as well (surfer in particular).

Originally posted by Starscream M
yes, he can teleport SOME people.

but he can't teleport anywhere near 1 million people

Even if we went off of that he can still teleport them in waves...

Originally posted by Spire
Even if we went off of that he can still teleport them in waves...

Originally posted by Mshinu
Actually if he went "[b]Puny humans be nice to each other or Hulk will SMASH!" he has technically only used diplomacy as long as they don`t call him on it... [/B]

Originally posted by Starscream M
sorry I don't rub one off to Thor daily

anyways, here are the choices you picked thor for I have an issue with:

#4) Thor would be too slow to deal with 10 simultaneously launched nukes

#5) Thor would not be the best to find Bin Laden

#6) Thor finding cure for AIDS or cancer...are you shitting me? 😱

#8) Thor would have trouble relocating 1 million people

4) Unless they are launched from different locations etc., Thor could easily teleport the Nuclear Warheads to whatever location he desires. And seeing as how Thor can fly at speeds multiple times faster than light, I don't see how his too slow. He wouldn't be the ideal choice in that situation but he could still no doubt handle it. I'd probably pick Surfer then. He could also just let Mjolnir handle the problem, throwing it with the command of teleporting every Nuclear Warhead it touches which should take moments.

5) Mjolnir's ability to track people or things of Thor's choosing would make him ideal for this situation.

6) Thor and Superman from what I've seen are the two most intelligent beings out of that list. Even Thor has demonstrated Super intelligence etc. And both have the best on hand resources. Superman has his fortress while Thor has Asgard. It would be simple for him to ask his royal physicians to whip something up. I mean it's not as if Asgardian magic has been shown to cure a child with terminal cancer about to die easily in an issue...wait...hold on. It did exactly that in Thor Vol. 2 #54. It was shown that Asgardians have elixirs and potions to cure practically every single disease that the hospital they were visiting were treating.

8) Why exactly would he have trouble? Thor can easily teleport them all to whatever location he desires as mass has not been a problem for him as shown when he teleported an entire Nuclear Power Plant along with it's foundations to another dimension.

Like I said, I have reasons to back up my opinion.

Moron? Moron.

Originally posted by Starscream M
you need both...superman has both.

precision is useless if by the time you get to someone, they're already starved to death

Where is my Nathan Grey Summers option?
Scenarios (not necessarily in any order of difficulty):

1) Clean up massive oil spill near coastal areas
Nate fine tunes his TP to track down every viral strain, to pluck it from billions gallons of water.
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1910/xmanannual1996page33ima.jpg

2) Put out huge forest fire in California
He put out a fire in issue X-Man #42

3) Rescue 100 hostages held by trained armed militia in South America (must minimize casualties)
Here he gets rid of some weapons, and twists them into a sign of peace.
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/368/cabledeadpool07200412ky2.jpg

4) Stop 10 nuclear warheads that have been launched simultaneously (ensure) minimal radiation fallout
The US government attempts to strike Cable with 247 missiles aimed at Province.
http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/2279/cabledeadpool092005brooux4.jpg
http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/9020/cabledeadpool092005brooba9.jpg

Cable detonates them all, and funnels out the left over energy and residue.
http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/6584/cabledeadpool092005broosu1.jpg

5) Find the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden
Nate effortlessly mind links 13 mutant telepaths from 10 million.
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4761/85671172.jpg
http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/4679/13029221.jpg
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8948/94534008.jpg

6) Discover cures for AIDS and Cancer
Nate stopped the White blood count deterioration of every Aids victim in Africa.

7) Bring a rock sample from Pluto as fast as possible
Nate can teleport across realities with little effort.

8) Relocate 1 million people from one location to another location 100 miles away
Nate held the floating island Providence, with millions of inhabitants through his TK.

9) Broker world peace through strictly diplomacy (no powers allowed)
>_>

10) Rebuild Tokyo after a devastating earthquake
Nate was atomically rebuilding his city at the same time it was being destroyed.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
that's a totalitarian dictatorship, not diplomacy.

Who says you can`t create a dictatorship trough diplomacy?

Anyway it was a joke and wouldn`t work either of course.

silver surfer can do everything thor can but much better.

SS can also do most that stuff... though nate does beat him on the Osama one.

Did he edit Nate in? I didn't see him originally.

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
silver surfer can do everything thor can but much better.

Lol.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Did he edit Nate in? I didn't see him originally.

superman using a combo of x-ray vision and super-hearing can find him in a decent amount of time.

Yeah he added nate... Surfer can do plenty of things better than Thor, I would venture in fact to say that in the context of this thread, he could do everything better than Thor.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Did he edit Nate in? I didn't see him originally.

Yes, cuz the Hulk was useless.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

Lol.

More than likely. Still, I'd pick either Nate or Thor. Thor can simply will Mjolnir to take him to Bin Laden and Nate can scan the minds of everyone on Earth.

Originally posted by Starscream M
yes. I removed hulk.

Okay.

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
you seem to be the only guy here who dont think so.

I doubt it. Only someone idiotic or ignorant believes that Norrin can do anything Thor is capable off but much better. The claim is laughable.

Yeah Nate is clearly the best for number four...

#2, Thor or Surfer could put out the fire, but I still think surfer could just cosmically whip it away, remove oxygen, whatever, faster than Thor could use a storm.

Originally posted by Starscream M
yes. I removed hulk.

You satisfied with my reasoning Brucy? I posted it up above just in case you missed it.