Blade Vs Twilight

Started by Robtard9 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They killed Laurent by ripping him apart. Cuz, you know....

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The only way to kill a vampire for good is to rip apart the body and burn the pieces.

Question: Has Blade ever shown the strength that it would take to rip apart ten twilight vampires?

No.

/thread.

Did they burn him?

Why wouldn't Blade's sword cut them? How are they bullet proof? Having limbs and heads hacked off, is the equivalent of being "ripped apart".

Their bodies are hard as granite and there reflexes allowing them to move at insane speeds. Plus each vamp gets a special ability. They're not really vampires but a different creation altogether, more like battle versions of Anne Rice's vision.

They kill Blade even if he shoots one or two of them if they keep moving it can't be fatal and they heal quick. If he has a sword in one hand and uzi in the other the chances of tagging are even less.

They are also pack hunters Blade won't be able to use the sword effectively anyway once two Twivamps grab both of his arms....and they will, he gets torn in half.

This has nothing to do with who is COOLER but who has the better feats of speed and strength....and endurance.

This fight is a spite thread, Blade vs one Twivamp now we have something but 10 is a slaughter.

Originally posted by Robtard
Did they burn him?

Why wouldn't Blade's sword cut them? How are they bullet proof? Having limbs and heads hacked off, is the equivalent of being "ripped apart".

I dunno if the wolves burned him. But in Twilight, Emmett and Carlisle ripped James apart and burned him to ensure he was gone for good. Figure the wolves would do the same. If not, Laurent might come back.

Rob, whether or not they are bullet/sword proof is a moot point. There are ten of them. They are all far faster and far far far stronger than Blade. They will be swarming Blade. He might take down a couple (IF his weapons harm them, highly unlikely they do, Granite like skin and all), but one will move with Maximillian speed and take his head off.

Look at how fast ed and the Volturi guy move here:

YouTube video

Ed's head is slammed into the stone/marble floor with such force that the floor shatters. He gets up after a second or two of regen.

Think about this: Ed stopped a moving van with his bare hand, and he is not even the strongest of the Cullens, Emmett and Carlisle are. Victoria is on par with them also, and James.

I love Blade, he is one of my top five or six favorite movie characters of all time, but dude, he is way outclassed here. Hell, Ed alone would take Blade. I think the Twilight vampires are as gay as you do, but we gotta face facts.

On a side note, the Twilight movies would have actually been good if:

1. The sparkly thing was not included.
2. Edward was not such an Emo crybaby.

I was unaware of this "granite skin".

My error for not knowing the skin-angle, obviously Bladed can't win if he can't cut them.

I quite enjoyed the scenes without Ed. When Victoria was running from the pack in New Moon, THAT was badass.

The fight scene with the Volturi was awesome too.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I quite enjoyed the scenes without Ed. When Victoria was running from the pack in New Moon, THAT was badass.

The fight scene with the Volturi was awesome too.

Twilight was horrible, the dialogue was insanely trite, the story nothing special and the acting shit.

Can't comment fully on New Moon, as I skipped through it looking for fight scenes and things of interest; looks as equally shit though.

BTW, someone should slap you for the 'coagulant won't work because of animal-blood' angle, that was retarded, son.

Originally posted by Robtard
Twilight was horrible, the dialogue was insanely trite, the story nothing special and the acting shit.

Can't comment fully on New Moon, as I skipped through it looking for fight scenes and things of interest; looks as equally shit though.

BTW, someone should slap you for the 'coagulant won't work because of animal-blood' angle, that was retarded, son.

No it wasn't. Karen was a hematologist, she worked on human blood, she designed the coagulant to work on vampire blood that is mixed with human blood.

Whatever the case, the twilight vampires would kick the shit out of the Blade vamps. Blades vamps (minus Frost in La Magra mode, Nomak and Drake) were all shit. They had none of the Blade vamps weaknesses, that would include the coagulant.

Regardless of the Mormon writing the vampires themselves feats impressed me enough to hold my eyes open.

Twilight sucked for reasons waaaay beyond the vamps being sparkly. Alo, it doesn't matter if the coagulant works, Blade isn't strong enough to pierce their skin. Like i sadi before, this was spite.

Originally posted by marwash22
Twilight sucked for reasons waaaay beyond the vamps being sparkly. Alo, it doesn't matter if the coagulant works, Blade isn't strong enough to pierce their skin.

Actually you're wrong there.

Blades strong enough with his sword to chip their bodies but not dismember. The sword will blunt.

His guns could take chunks off their bodies but they are so fast that if he managed to blast a major area they can just heal behind a tree for 4 secs.

Like shooting a statue that can move superfast with healing factor and super strength.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No it wasn't. Karen was a hematologist, she worked on human blood, she designed the coagulant to work on vampire blood that is mixed with human blood.

Whatever the case, the twilight vampires would kick the shit out of the Blade vamps. Blades vamps (minus Frost in La Magra mode, Nomak and Drake) were all shit. They had none of the Blade vamps weaknesses, that would include the coagulant.

It was just medical coagulant, what doctors use during certain surgeries and on hemophiliacs; but it happened to have a very negative affect on vampire physiology. Nothing to do with human or animal blood.

Stands to reason it would work on Twinklight vampires, as they're vampires; moot point though, as this "granite skin" angle defeats the needle needed to inject.

You have failed to prove how i am wrong in saying he isn't strong enough to pierce their skin. Blade can't shoot the coagulant solution, he has to throw it or stab them with it... that's not happening.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Actually you're wrong there.

Blades strong enough with his sword to chip their bodies but not dismember. The sword will blunt.

His guns could take chunks off their bodies but they are so fast that if he managed to blast a major area they can just heal behind a tree for 4 secs.

Like shooting a statue that can move superfast with healing factor and super strength.

I don't think they're actually made of stone, as their skin is pliable, I think it's more in terms of durability, that people are arguing here.

If I'm wrong and they happen to be made of actual granite, then Twilight is just that much more ridiculous.

They're not made of granite obviously. But don't quote me I've only watched the films.

But I reckon there flesh is now sooo infused that their physiology and reflexes and muscles are tight like "granite" hence the sparkles on their skin and the coldness at the touch.

Also Edwards head "cracked" when he hit the ground but healed quickly showing that nerves and such still exist. Like super hard husks.

Lifeblood is needed to keep such powerhouses fueled.

I actually like the creation. The rest is blah!

Originally posted by Robtard
It was just medical coagulant, what doctors use during certain surgeries and on hemophiliacs; but it happened to have a very negative affect on vampire physiology. Nothing to do with human or animal blood.

Stands to reason it would work on Twinklight vampires, as they're vampires; moot point though, as this "granite skin" angle defeats the needle needed to inject.

How's he gonna inject them? lol @ that.

Blade regularly carries UV grenades on him after his encounters with the Reaper spawn in the sequel.

dude's not making sense. Of course they are'nt made of granite, no one is arguing that; point is, their skin is as hard as granite. Edward was fighting a dude who had a centuries on him, on he still only suffered minor injuries. Blade isn't nearly strong enough to pierce their skin...

one last time, this was spite.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Blade regularly carries UV grenades on him after his encounters with the Reaper spawn in the sequel.
And? UV/Sunlight will not hurt them, only make them sparkle.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Blade regularly carries UV grenades on him after his encounters with the Reaper spawn in the sequel.
UV grenades won't do shit to twilight vamps... sunlight doesn't effect them. all those grenades will do is make the fight an extremely pretty battle 'cause those twilight mofo's will start to sparkle.

Originally posted by marwash22
dude's not making sense. Of course they are'nt made of granite, no one is arguing that; point is, they're skin is as hard as granite. Edward was fighting a dude who had a centuries on him, on he still only suffered minor injuries. Blade isn't nearly strong enough to pierce their skin...

one last time, this was spite.

Word.

Also, doesn't "spite thread" imply that the thread starter intended it to be spite? I am pretty sure Rob didn't do that. He doesn't start spite threads, at least not knowingly.