Blade Vs Twilight

Started by the ninjak9 pages

A thread that wasn't intended to be a spite thread can BECOME a spite thread after opinions have been given.

lulz. ok, maybe not spite... RAPE THREAD! like, not even RKelly statutory rape, this matchup is like get Blade in an alley, gangbang style.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How's he gonna inject them? lol @ that.

Maybe read the last sentence were I said: "moot point though, as this "granite skin" angle defeats the needle needed to inject."

Originally posted by Robtard
Maybe read the last sentence were I said: "moot point though, as this "granite skin" angle defeats the needle needed to inject."
It's not "granite", it's as tough as granite.

Blade attacks them with red wine and olive oil, permanently staining them. /thread

Originally posted by Robtard
Blade attacks then with red wine and olive oil, permanently staining them. /thread
win

Hard to do when Victoria is dancing around with his severed head in her hands.

As I stated before after seeing Edward getting his head pulverized into the stone floor and having cracks emerge from his head, he showed no blood.

I reckon their husk like bodies would absorb the blood they drink quickly into their harderned cells.

The coagulant even if injected with an adamantium bullet/needle if it worked would probably only cause discomfort to their physiology. Creating cracks and breaks in their flesh while their Healing Factors erase all traces.

Blade vampires where fleshy beings.

Forget about the coagulant.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Unless you want to use the one from Hellsing Manga things might change i guess.
There's a technical vampire in DC that can destroy t3h Multiverse.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Don't go there.

Coolest Vampires/Werewolves ever, IMO? Movies, books, games, TV, etc;?

Vampires:

Bloodrayne (Best of the best)
The Lost Boys
30 Days of Night
Anne Rice's Vampires (Second best IMO)
Near Dark
Bram Stokers Dracula (Oldman)
Dracula from Van Helsing (Though he was a bit much)

Underworld? Well, the creatures were weak as hell, except for Marcus, Viktor, Sonja, Lucian, Raze and Michael. The rest were cannon fodder and watered down.

There's obviously many more cool Vampires but this is off the top of my head.

The werewolf/werewolves from An American werewolf in London/Paris were awesome, especially the latter.

Bram Stoker's Dracula had a mustache. That... BLEW MY MIND.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Bram Stoker's Dracula had a mustache. That... BLEW MY MIND.
Not just a moustache, but handlebars.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Bram Stoker's Dracula had a mustache. That... BLEW MY MIND.

They were fashionable, at the time.

The Texan was a badass, sucks that he died.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Don't go there.

Coolest Vampires/Werewolves ever, IMO? Movies, books, games, TV, etc;?

Vampires:

Bloodrayne (Best of the best)
The Lost Boys
30 Days of Night
Anne Rice's Vampires (Second best IMO)
Near Dark
Bram Stokers Dracula (Oldman)
Dracula from Van Helsing (Though he was a bit much)

Underworld? Well, the creatures were weak as hell, except for Marcus, Viktor, Sonja, Lucian, Raze and Michael. The rest were cannon fodder and watered down.

There's obviously many more cool Vampires but this is off the top of my head.

The werewolf/werewolves from An American werewolf in London/Paris were awesome, especially the latter.

You forgot fright night.

They just don't get more awesome
😆

Oldman was superb...No doubt.

The From Dusk Til Dawn vamps were pretty cool too...Just for the laughs alone.

Originally posted by jaden101
You forgot fright night.

They just don't get more awesome
😆

Oldman was superb...No doubt.

The From Dusk Til Dawn vamps were pretty cool too...Just for the laughs alone.

Oldman is amazing whatever role he plays. My fave two roles of his are "The Professional" and "The Book of Eli."

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Oldman is amazing whatever role he plays. My fave two roles of his are "The Professional" and "The Book of Eli."

I liked him as Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg (Fifth Element), Sid Vicious (Sid and Nancy) and Mason Verger (Hannibal)...in which he was pretty much unrecognizable in face and voice.

He was also ace as the warden in Murder in the First (brilliant and underrated movie in which Kevin Bacon is top notch in terms of performance)

And, of course, as you mention...As the bad guy in Leon.

I already knew that those twilight vampires were overpowerd and homo i mean seriously they defy every vampire movie/myth predating them

1.vampires are nocturnal - not on twilight
2.A stake through the heart kills vampires - not on twilight
3.vampires drink human blood - twilight vampires are hemotarians
4.vampires hate werewolves - edward lets jacob ride off with his chick ❌

pathetic vampiric homos

Pathetic, but powerful.

Dracula still pwns all vamps

1.Turns into mist
2.Can travel by moonlight
3.Can call upon armies of rodents and wolves
4.Climbs flat surfaces
5.Can travel in daylight but weakens him
6.Shapeshifts
7.Flight
8.Im not sure on this one but it would seem Psychic abilities because he controlled renfield over vast distances
9.Always comes back
10.Not from twilight saga

No.