Pin the Pants on the Young Link

For years, we've been telling Young Link to put on some pants but he never listens. We gave him a fair warning and he's gonna understand what happens when you don't listen to people.

To avoid major awkwardness and to not have images of child abuse, the pants will be placed on Link from a distance in a painful way and Young Link will be a bit older around his teenage years. Each of the people will have a Railway Rifle created by the Lone Wanderer from Fallout 3. Each round (railway spikes) will be equipped with a pair of pants attached around the tips. They just simply have to try aiming at his lower waist in the front, pull the trigger, and if it gets a bullseye, the person wins. The pants don't have to be on Link entirely, they just have to get a spike (with a pair of pants attached to it) on him and witness him experiencing lots of pain.

Here are the shooters:
Chris Redfield
Marcus Fenix
Isaac Clark
Soap MacTavish

Remember, each of these guys are only using the Railway Rifle, no other weapons. The ammo limit for each is five rounds. Link will be defenseless but he can try to run away.

This match will be set at the Pentagon (in Fallout 3).

Who will be the first one to pin the pants on the Link?

1. Thought he has shorts under that.

2. ...4 large men with a goal to that involves a ten year old boy's pants? Yeah...

Young Link wins because the railway spikes bounce off. Then he flashes them his teenage cawk for being assholes and shooting at him.

Originally posted by BloodRain
4 large men with a goal to that involves a ten year old boy's pants? Yeah...

I said he's a teenager in this thread! Read the entire post!

Nobody wins, because these competitors are lame as hell.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I said he's a teenager in this thread! Read the entire post!

The guys got tights when he's a teen anyway.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Young Link wins because the railway spikes bounce off. Then he flashes them his teenage cawk for being assholes and shooting at him.

Oooh look! I can use fanboy fiction too:

Chris Redfield wins because he has lightspeed reflexes, never misses, and can empower his shots with cosmic power and reality manipulation.

He nails the pants on Young Link so hard that it wipes out an entire generation of Links and causes Hyrule to go into an eternal Ice Age.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Nobody wins, because these competitors are lame as hell.

Chris Redfield wins because he has lightspeed reflexes, never misses, and can empower his shots with cosmic power and reality manipulation.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Oooh look! I can use fanboy fiction too:

Chris Redfield wins because he has lightspeed reflexes, never misses, and can empower his shots with cosmic power and reality manipulation.

He nails the pants on Young Link so hard that it wipes out an entire generation of Links and causes Hyrule to go into an eternal Ice Age.

Nah

He just uppercuts a boulder that makes Mt. Everest look like a pebble onto Hyrule.

All 4 men forfeit. They aren't going to **** with someone who challenged Ganondorf at age 10.

Chris managed to shoot rockets out of a helicopter at a mutated Wesker and defeat him. He can handle Ganondorf.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
All 4 men forfeit. They aren't going to **** with someone who challenged Ganondorf at age 10.

Originally posted by NemeBro
If by challenged you mean was magick-*****-smacked for talking shit...

Yeah, that's exactly what I mean. But it still took nuts.

Yup. 'Bout that time again.

gay_rage

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Oooh look! I can use fanboy fiction too:

Chris Redfield wins because he has lightspeed reflexes, never misses, and can empower his shots with cosmic power and reality manipulation.

He nails the pants on Young Link so hard that it wipes out an entire generation of Links and causes Hyrule to go into an eternal Ice Age.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Lol, the difference is I'm telling you what would actually happen, you're just making an ass of yourself.

You're mistaking Link for Luke Cage.

Un-amped Link anyway.

All four of them get arrested for pedophilia.

I gotta wonder what police force out there could arrest the likes of Chris Redfield, Marcus Fenix, Isaac Clark and Soap MacTavish...