Pin the Pants on the Young Link

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Neat, strap a bomb to your face, tell me how much what part of you its strapped to matters.

The Blast Mask isn't a bomb strapped to one's face with bandages. It's a round mask that projects an explosion from the front.

Originally posted by Phanteros
how are they going to put his pants on, then?

They don't have to put the pants on him entirely, they just have to shoot a railway spike (with a pair of pants attached to it) right into Link's legs or the uncomftorable spot below the waist.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
The Blast Mask isn't a bomb strapped to one's face with bandages. It's a round mask that projects an explosion from the front.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
No, it's a bomb in maks form, the explosion projects in the full spherical pattern, you can blow shit up that's behind you, too.

It's weaker than a Cuckoo which deals more damage than it. A chicken does more damage than a bomb, sword, or fire ball.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
It's weaker than a Cuckoo which deals more damage than it. A chicken does more damage than a bomb, sword, or fire ball.

Gameplay mechanic. Measuring strength by how much damage it does? lol.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
A mask that was kept by an old lady with a possibility of it protrecting his face so that he only recieves burns.

I hate to burst your bubble, but a mask that "burns your face" =/= protection.

Put a hot iron to your face and let me know if it "protected" you.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
the uncomftorable spot below the waist.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
No, it's a bomb in maks form, the explosion projects in the full spherical pattern, you can blow shit up that's behind you, too.

^Or hat being fine after.

ermm
Why would the mask not protect the face?

Too busy blowing up? 😐

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
BT logic:
Use gameplay to make character look more powerful than they actually are.

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Wrong!, I dont use gameplay mechanics to amp any characters. Although nice bait it reeled me in.

The only poor logic in this thread is assumptions based on sketchy math and anti-physical nonsense that is simply toonforce or a querk for light hearted little games.

You spelled "quirk" wrong.

thanks

Originally posted by BloodRain
^Or hat being fine after.

ermm
Why would the mask not protect the face?

Lol.

"KMC Forums. Where strapping an explosive to your face is a good idea." /slogan

Testimonials:
"It'll protect your face!"

Well, it's not the same as simply strapping a bomb to his face.

Like how his body can take damage but his 'eyes' etc are perfectly fine. Eh, pointless here anyway.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Well, it's not the same as simply strapping a bomb to his face.

Like how his body can take damage but his 'eyes' etc are perfectly fine. Eh, pointless here anyway.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
For years, we've been telling Young Link to put on some pants but he never listens. We gave him a fair warning and he's gonna understand what happens when you don't listen to people.

To avoid major awkwardness and to not have images of child abuse, the pants will be placed on Link from a distance in a painful way and Young Link will be a bit older around his teenage years. Each of the people will have a Railway Rifle created by the Lone Wanderer from Fallout 3. Each round (railway spikes) will be equipped with a pair of pants attached around the tips. They just simply have to try aiming at his lower waist in the front, pull the trigger, and if it gets a bullseye, the person wins. The pants don't have to be on Link entirely, they just have to get a spike (with a pair of pants attached to it) on him and witness him experiencing lots of pain.

Here are the shooters:
Chris Redfield
Marcus Fenix
Isaac Clark
Soap MacTavish

Remember, each of these guys are only using the Railway Rifle, no other weapons. The ammo limit for each is five rounds. Link will be defenseless but he can try to run away.

This match will be set at the Pentagon (in Fallout 3).

Who will be the first one to pin the pants on the Link?

EDIT:
also, profiled haermm VVV

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Lol.

"KMC Forums. Where strapping an explosive to your face is a good idea." /slogan

Testimonials:
"It'll protect your face!"

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Gameplay damage. 😛

For the sake of this 'thread' the better markspan under pressure wins. That's it.

How does any marksman win if he can't achieve the objective? The railway spikes will just bounce off. 😐