Pin the Pants on the Young Link

Started by FinalAnswer8 pages
Originally posted by LLLLLink
I gotta wonder what police force out there could arrest the likes of Chris Redfield, Marcus Fenix, Isaac Clark and Soap MacTavish...

The NYPD

Lmao. Nice...

That's Thanos, isn't it? Hahaha, gotta love the old comics.

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
Un-amped Link anyway.
Unamped Link has eyeballs that are > steel. 😬

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Unamped Link has eyeballs that are > steel. 😬

BT logic:
Use gameplay to make character look more powerful than they actually are.

My turn:
Lady is bulletproof because Dante's guns can't do any damage to her in the DMC3 boss fight.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
BT logic:
Use gameplay to make character look more powerful than they actually are.

My turn:
Lady is bulletproof because Dante's guns can't do any damage to her in the DMC3 boss fight.

Strawman fallacy. 🙂

Link's eyeballs are > steel because they can withstand the force of the blast mask.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Strawman fallacy. 🙂

Link's eyeballs are > steel because they can withstand the force of the blast mask.

A mask that was kept by an old lady with a possibility of it protrecting his face so that he only recieves burns.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
A mask that was kept by an old lady with a possibility of it protrecting his face so that he only recieves burns.
a mask that does gameplay damage obviously is not designed to protect you, the old lady never used it.

Newb question: What is a strawman fallacy?

A strawman is where someone sets up an argument similar to yours that you didn't actually make, which has flaws your argument does not, and attacks it as though it is your argument. For example, claiming the figth in DMC where Dante's bulets don't kill Lady is relevant next to the blast mask not popping Link's eyes or exploding his head.

Originally posted by Phanteros
All four of them get arrested for pedophilia.

It's not exactly pedophilia if Link is 19.

And this isn't rape anyway. How is shooting railway spikes at a person considered rape anyway? Get off, troll.

A straw man argument is an informal fallacy based on misrepresentation of an opponent's position.[1] To "attack a straw man" is to create the illusion of having refuted a proposition by substituting a superficially similar yet weaker proposition (the "straw man"😉, and refuting it, without ever having actually refuted the original position.[1][2]

The straw man fallacy occurs in the following pattern of argument:

1. Person A has position X.
2. Person B disregards certain key points of X and instead presents the superficially-similar position Y. Thus, Y is a resulting distorted version of X and can be set up in several ways, including:
1. Presenting a misrepresentation of the opponent's position and then refuting it, thus giving the appearance that the opponent's actual position has been refuted.[1]
2. Quoting an opponent's words out of context – i.e. choosing quotations that misrepresent the opponent's actual intentions (see contextomy and quote mining).[2]
3. Presenting someone who defends a position poorly as the defender, then refuting that person's arguments – thus giving the appearance that every upholder of that position (and thus the position itself) has been defeated.[1]
4. Inventing a fictitious persona with actions or beliefs which are then criticized, implying that the person represents a group of whom the speaker is critical.
5. Oversimplifying an opponent's argument, then attacking this oversimplified version.
3. Person B attacks position Y, concluding that X is false/incorrect/flawed.

This sort of "reasoning" is fallacious, because attacking a distorted version of a position fails to constitute an attack on the actual position.

You can't make a thread this stupid and call someone else a troll, NemeSis. Also, at 19 Link has leggings. Hell, he has them by 16-17.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
It's not exactly pedophilia if Link is 19.

And this isn't rape anyway. How is shooting railway spikes at a person considered rape anyway? Get off, troll.

because you trying to probe that person's ass.

LOL at me being a troll.

Okay. 👆

Originally posted by Phanteros
because you trying to probe that person's ass.

He only gets shot in the ass if one of the guys miss.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
a mask that does gameplay damage obviously is not designed to protect you, the old lady never used it.

Link's body is not covered in the mask.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Link's body is not covered in the mask.
Neat, strap a bomb to your face, tell me how much what part of you its strapped to matters.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
He only gets shot in the ass if one of the guys miss.

They're aiming at his ass.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
He only gets shot in the ass if one of the guys miss.
how are they going to put his pants on, then?