Soccer comes out of the Closet!

Started by Robtard17 pages
Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
a hug and kiss on the cheek? srug

Weak.

She didn't say which "cheek".

Originally posted by Mindset
She didn't say which "cheek".

the one on his face awebrow

Originally posted by Robtard
Weak.

im sorry 🙁

Originally posted by Robtard
So the human condition is "hippie bullshit?"

No, the "If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?" bullshit is bullshit in this context. I was talking about attributes that are different (in sports actually, we are arguing the analogy now, a common silliness which I feel embarrassed having been sucked into actually) and she was like "lalalala deep down we are all the same lalalala", doesn't matter to the point, and is a totally different discussion. And the human condition is nothing but a stupid buzzword in this context as well, I mean already her second post was contrary to actual human experience, like I said it was just some unrelated esoteric nonsense.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, the "If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?" bullshit is bullshit in this context. I was talking about attributes that are different and she was like "lalalala deep down we are all the same lalalala", doesn't matter to the point, and is a totally different discussion. And the human condition is nothing but a stupid buzzword in this context as well, I mean already her second post was contrary to actual human experience, like I said it was just some unrelated esoteric nonsense.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, B. I was just spouting off with that hippie bullshit because I thought it'd net me some ass, but since she's coming at me with this "hug and kiss" bullshit, no reason to carry the charade, cool?

Originally posted by Robtard
Whoa, whoa, whoa, B. I was just spouting off with that hippie bullshit because I thought it'd net me some ass, but since she's coming at me with this "hug and kiss" bullshit, no reason to carry the charade, cool?

We cool!

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, the "If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?" bullshit is bullshit in this context. I was talking about attributes that are different (in sports actually, we are arguing the analogy now, a common silliness which I feel embarrassed having been sucked into actually) and she was like "lalalala deep down we are all the same lalalala", doesn't matter to the point, and is a totally different discussion. And the human condition is nothing but a stupid buzzword in this context as well, I mean already her second post was contrary to actual human experience, like I said it was just some unrelated esoteric nonsense.

Ah yes, there's the inherent German bloodlust that you've been suppressing for the last couple of years!

Originally posted by Robtard
Whoa, whoa, whoa, B. I was just spouting off with that hippie bullshit because I thought it'd net me some ass, but since she's coming at me with this "hug and kiss" bullshit, no reason to carry the charade, cool?

what makes you think youd get anything more? its just a stupid internet argument/debate and you think youll get "ass" just by backing me up? haermm

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Ah yes, there's the inherent German bloodlust that you've been suppressing for the last couple of years!

Easy friend, you are twice on the list of undesirables in Germany uhuh

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
what makes you think youd get anything more? its just a stupid internet argument/debate and you think youll get "ass" just by backing me up? haermm

I think he might be "joking"

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, they use hands and feet...what about just "egg"?

Nah, cause in soccor the goalie uses his hands. Its similiar but opposite.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
what makes you think youd get anything more? its just a stupid internet argument/debate and you think youll get "ass" just by backing me up? haermm

I think his ultimate intention was for you to back yourself up, on to him. 😐

Originally posted by Bardock42
Easy friend, you are twice on the list of undesirables in Germany uhuh

I think he might be "joking"

Thrice.

My great grandmother was Jewish. 313

Well, I'm a retarded gay black gypsie jew.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
what makes you think youd get anything more? its just a stupid internet argument/debate and you think youll get "ass" just by backing me up? haermm

Easy, easy; it's all in good fun.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican

Thrice.

My great grandmother was Jewish. 313

Hitler's nightmare.

Either way, my point was, whether you dislike a sport or not, at least treat it with respect. I'll be the first one to admit that you need to be a great athlete to play American football, but it's basically ''stop and go'' action for 48 minutes what bores me.

I know a lot of Americans take American football very seriously so I won't go into a Superbowl thread and make asinine remarks about American football, and I won't make a thread calling it gay on the day of the Superbowl.

What you can't even begin to understand is how important football is to a lot of Europeans and South-Americans, so even a little joke about it will upset people.

Take a hit slay.

Originally posted by Slay
Either way, my point was, whether you dislike a sport or not, at least treat it with respect. I'll be the first one to admit that you need to be a great athlete to play American football, but it's basically ''stop and go'' action for 48 minutes what bores me.

I know a lot of Americans take American football very seriously so I won't go into a Superbowl thread and make asinine remarks about American football, and I won't make a thread calling it gay on the day of the Superbowl.

What you can't even begin to understand is how important football is to a lot of Europeans and South-Americans, so even a little joke about it will upset people.

I do agree on all you said, US Football is a snore-fest etc. I think WD's intention was equal parts troll to humor.

Probably best to just take it for what it's for and smile; nothing to be upset over.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Take a hit slay.

I already took the hit, just clarifying that it was needless to start a page-long discussion about American Football vs. Football. Again.

Football is definitely better than American football.

Basketball is better than both.