Soccer comes out of the Closet!

Started by Slay17 pages

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Football is definitely better than American football.

Soccer is super gay man. Football is where it's at, football-players are ****ing fast and need paddings because the sport is ****ing violent, man!

Originally posted by Slay
Soccer is super gay man. Football is where it's at, football-players are ****ing fast and need paddings because the sport is ****ing violent, man!

You're gay, man.

What, I just posted a pic of one of todays football greats.

Actually two.

But man, isn't it weird, that guy is 24? He looks like 40...

And a really ****ed up 40, too.

He has progeria.

Show some empathy.

Originally posted by Mindset
He has progeria.

Show some empathy.

I'd believe it.

To all you Americans.

It's football not soccer!
It's jelly not jello!
It's a spanner not a monkey wrench!
It's a bonnet not a hood!
It's a holiday not a vacation!
It's a boot not a trunk!
It's rubbish not trash!
It's a see-saw not a teeter-totter!
It's trousers not pants!
It's wheel trim not hub caps!
It's a bum bag not a fanny pack!
It's petrol not gas!
It's a cigarette not a f4g!

Originally posted by GCG
To all you Americans.

It's a see-saw not a teeter-totter!

It's a cigarette not a f4g!

-I don't know of anyone who calls one a "teeter-totter."

-Don't you mean it the other way around?

What American would ever say "***"?

I like bum bag

I like sucking on ****.

Originally posted by GCG

It's a spanner not a monkey wrench!

In the auto-mechanic world, we say spanner. "Monkey wrench" is more of a Redneck thing

Originally posted by GCG

It's a bonnet not a hood!

"Hood" definitely has a cooler, rougher edge to it.

"Hey homes, who did that mural on your bonnet?" ...Sorry, that just doesn't work.

Originally posted by GCG

It's a boot not a trunk!

It's wheel trim not hub caps!

See above.

Originally posted by Bardock42
What American would ever say "***"?
Yea, that one had me confused.

We say see-saw too.

whores!

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
In the auto-mechanic world, we say spanner. "Monkey wrench" is more of a Redneck thing

"Hood" definitely has a cooler, rougher edge to it.

"Hey homes, who did that mural on your bonnet?" ...Sorry, that just doesn't work.

See above.

Noooo ese; you're not refering to a cobra but a car.
Redneck or not, it's originated from America. Ha!

Originally posted by Bardock42
What American would ever say "***"?

Fred Phelps says it a lot, he also thinks about them all day long.

f*gs cause cancer

Only if you put them in your mouth.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
f*gs cause cancer
In America they cause AIDS.