Twilight versus Star Wars...

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Also, Jedi have precog, speed advantage means nothing.

This vvvv

Look at the speed that Anakin and Obi Wan and Maul display. Want more proof that a Jedi can fight/react fast enough that he strikes a Twivamp?

In the third vid, Obi Wan is rushing up the stairs to rejoin the battle at 1:10. Two super battle droids are a foot away, firing FULL AUTO blaster fire on him. Obi Wan blocks it all, quite easily, never slowing down, and wastes them. THAT is all the proof you need to answer whether a Jedi can strike a Twivamp with a lightsaber.

The droids are RIGHT THERE, in his face, a foot away, BOTH OF THEM pouring down AUTO BLASTER FIRE ON HIM. He blocked Blocked ALL of it and cut them to pieces.

Is literally non debatable.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Yep and lets not forget TK

Watch, the Twivamp crowd will come back with "Twivamps are too fast!!!"

I'll bury their shit chin deep, then again, "Twivamps are too fast!!!" When I have proven in spades that they are NOT too fast. It's pathetic.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I think HWKA covered it pretty well. Lightsaber+forcepull=dead vampires.

I dont hate Twilight in the slightest and i know the jedi willwin

Force pull+momentum=impaled vampire

DDM your completly ignoring everything exceptyour own flawed logic

Emperor Palpatine: "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen."

There we have it. Better precognition than Alice.

Why do I have the feeling this will be ignored?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Alice sees the future, yes, and it can all be changed in an eyeblink. I don't see how one Twivamp having precog helps them. If they all had it, yeah, but just Alice? It's not like she has some kind of mind meld with her comrades.

The Jedi have brief glimpses of possible futures, the past, and their battle precog. The possible futures are, as Yoda stated, always in motion, and difficult to predict.

Luke: "I saw a city in the clouds...."

Yes, precog has failed the Jedi before. A few instances:

Episodes 1-3: Why? Because Sidous was using the dark side to hinder the Jedi being able to see the future.

Episode 4: Vader ambushed by Han. Why did this happen? Because Vader was focusing completely on Luke in the trench.

Episode 6: Luke getting shot in the hand. How did this happen? Because he was fighting a shitload of guys, all blasting at him all at once.

Episode 6: Vader rose up and chucked Palpy down the shaft. Why did this happen? Because Palpy was completely focused on torturing Luke.

Verdict? When a Jedi is focusing completely on something else, their precog to other dangers around them is hindered.

QGJ "Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs."

Obi Wan "But Master Yoda says to be mindful of the future."

QGJ "But not at the expense of the moment. Be mindful of the livjng force."

See? Focus completely on one thing and you risk missing something, more or less.

Don't start that shit, I am speaking politely to you, speak politely to me.

Because the future is always in motion, dude. What does seeing the future hours in advance help here? On the spot battle precog trumps that all day every day.

So if Edward Cullen is standing beside Han Solo, Han fires a blaster bolt at a target 100 feet away, Edward can run and reach the target first? I call bullshit.

And the Jedi battle precog will see the adjustment as it is made, see where the Twivamp wil be next, will know just where to strike a second time. Continue reading for indisputable proof of this.

And the Jedi are more than fast enough to react and redirect their offensive.

Once again:

[b]Now pay attention, this part is the clincher:
Look at the speed that Anakin and Obi Wan and Maul display. Want more proof that a Jedi can fight/react fast enough that he strikes a Twivamp?

In the third vid, Obi Wan is rushing up the stairs to rejoin the battle at 1:10. Two super battle droids are a foot away, firing FULL AUTO blaster fire on him. Obi Wan blocks it all, quite easily, never slowing down, and wastes them. THAT is all the proof you need to answer whether a Jedi can strike a Twivamp with a lightsaber.

The droids are RIGHT THERE, in his face, a foot away, BOTH OF THEM pouring down AUTO BLASTER FIRE ON HIM. He blocked Blocked ALL of it and cut them to pieces.

Hmm?

Now, how do the Jedi keep track of all that shit and move their attack to the necessary location? Battle precog. Auto fire Blaster bolts flying in from all directions, the Jedi blocks them all. Blaster fire. Precog. Block. Blaster fire at a different angle. Precog. Block. See?

Um.....I don't swing that way, babe. I'm bilangual, there's a difference. [/B]

I can't be bothered presenting my arguments only to have you reply with some bullshit and pretend it actually counters any thing I said.

I get DDM now, you can only tolerate so much bullshit until you just can't be fcked anymore.

And Maul and Obi Wan? They fight at human speed.

Oh yea and speed trumps precog. Jedi will always be moving in slow mo to vamps, don't give a shit what you say, they aren't gonna let themselves get hit.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
I don't think you get it.

The Jedi turn on their lightsabers. Vampires can't stop this.

The Jedi Force pull the vampires. Vampires can't stop this.

The Jedi impale the vampires. Vampires can't stop this.

Vampires can't stop the Jedi from using their lightsabers, they can't stop the Force and they can't withstand a lightsaber attack.

All of these claims about the vampires being faster/stronger/etc. aren't that relevant when the Jedi just ignite their lightsabers and Force pull the vampires on to them.

No you don't get anything.

Firstly, don't quote my post and pretend this addresses it because the main points were about Alec and Jane, and this doesn't present any defense against it so I guess you know Jedi will lose.

Vamps are too fast to be locked on by force pull. Jedi need to aim their hands at their target first.

By the time they notice a blurring vamp coming in the next thing they know is that their head is being ripped off.

Um speed is absolutely relevant even though you'd like to pretend its not. It's why someone like Flash can take Superman. If this were in the Comic Book forums, you'd all get ripped new assholes. Most people know that a substantial speed and reaction time advantage, along with ability to deal damage to the other opponent will mean a win every time.

Originally posted by Placidity
I can't be bothered presenting my arguments only to have you reply with some bullshit and pretend it actually counters any thing I said.

I get DDM now, you can only tolerate so much bullshit until you just can't be fcked anymore.

And Maul and Obi Wan? They fight at human speed.

Oh yea and speed trumps precog. Jedi will always be moving in slow mo to vamps, don't give a shit what you say, they aren't gonna let themselves get hit.

haermmYou didn't even make a dent in this:

In the third vid, Obi Wan is rushing up the stairs to rejoin the battle at 1:10. Two super battle droids are a foot away, firing FULL AUTO blaster fire on him. Obi Wan blocks it all, quite easily, never slowing down, and wastes them. THAT is all the proof you need to answer whether a Jedi can strike a Twivamp with a lightsaber.

Not to mention this:

Emperor Palpatine: "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen."

There we have it. Better precognition than Alice.

Why do I have the feeling this will be ignored?

That clip is epic proof that Jedi can react fast enough to slice a Twivamp in two. For Obi Wan to be able to react that fast at a foot away from multiple droids firing full automatic on him, yeah, the Jedi will be just fine. And now that we have established that Palpatine has better precog than Alice, weeeeeeeeeeell........Yeah.

Knock Knock.

Originally posted by Placidity

Oh yea and speed trumps precog.

You really need to stop posting. Seriously, it was funny for a while, now it's just embarassing.

Speed does not trump Jedi battle precog. How do you think Obi Wan blocked those blaster bolts? You know, the ones I talked about here:

In the third vid, Obi Wan is rushing up the stairs to rejoin the battle at 1:10. Two super battle droids are a foot away, firing FULL AUTO blaster fire on him. Obi Wan blocks it all, quite easily, never slowing down, and wastes them. THAT is all the proof you need to answer whether a Jedi can strike a Twivamp with a lightsaber.

You think he saw them and was like "OK, I better block those, Here goes?" No, he let the force guide him.

Jedi battle precog will allow them to always know where the Twivamp will be coming. The Jedi simply employ force speed to evade, then a force hold, or just cut them to bits.

Want speed? Here:

YouTube video

Look at how fast Yoda and Dooku are. Hot, nasty, greasy ass speed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You really need to stop posting. Seriously, it was funny for a while, now it's just embarassing.

Speed does not trump Jedi battle precog. How do you think Obi Wan blocked those blaster bolts? You know, the ones I talked about here:

[b]In the third vid, Obi Wan is rushing up the stairs to rejoin the battle at 1:10. Two super battle droids are a foot away, firing FULL AUTO blaster fire on him. Obi Wan blocks it all, quite easily, never slowing down, and wastes them. THAT is all the proof you need to answer whether a Jedi can strike a Twivamp with a lightsaber.

You think he saw them and was like "OK, I better block those, Here goes?" No, he let the force guide him.

Jedi battle precog will allow them to always know where the Twivamp will be coming. The Jedi simply employ force speed to evade, then a force hold, or just cut them to bits.

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I get it, you aren't very bright. Your point does nothing to counter what I have said.

I said a vampire can change directions and decisions when he sees the slow mo Jedi try to swipe at him. He will evade easily.

A blaster bolt once fired, will continue on its path no matter what, it is not sentient, it does not know it will hit the light sabre, and not its intended target. Even as the saber is positioned to deflect the bolt, the bolt will still remain on its course, a vampire would not.

Force speed, yeah thats funny. When has a Jedi ever used force speed that is comparable to a vamp's speed?

Vamp will see everything a Jedi does in slow mo, from aiming his hand for a force ability, to swinging his sabre. Being aware of all the Jedi's abilities, they will evade when needed and speed behind them to rip their heads off before they can react.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Want speed? Here:

YouTube video

Look at how fast Yoda and Dooku are. Hot, nasty, greasy ass speed.

Only Yoda is fast here. He is more agile than fast although he is probably faster than the human Jedi's since he is CGI. Still nowhere near as a fast as a vampire, so I don't know why you bother with crap like this.

Originally posted by Placidity
I get it, you aren't very bright. Your point does nothing to counter what I have said.

I said a vampire can change directions and decisions when he sees the slow mo Jedi try to swipe at him. He will evade easily.

In the third vid, Obi Wan is rushing up the stairs to rejoin the battle at 1:10. Two super battle droids are a foot away, firing FULL AUTO blaster fire on him. Obi Wan blocks it all, quite easily, never slowing down, and wastes them. THAT is all the proof you need to answer whether a Jedi can strike a Twivamp with a lightsaber.

Which you have still not effectively countered. Not a dent, not even a scratch. Do keep trying though, it's like watching a retard trying to hump a doorknob. With you, it's all this: "Twivamps are too fast!!!! You're an idiot!!!! Twivamps are too fast!!!! You're an idiot!!!! Twivamps are too fast!!!! You're an idiot!!!! Twivamps are too fast!!!! You're an idiot!!!! Twivamps are too fast!!!! You're an idiot!!!!"

And each time you make that claim, I'll be there to do this to you:

YouTube video

A blaster bolt once fired, will continue on its path no matter what, it is not sentient, it does not know it will hit the light sabre, and not its intended target. Even as the saber is positioned to deflect the bolt, the bolt will still remain on its course, a vampire would not.

Force speed, yeah thats funny. When has a Jedi ever used force speed that is comparable to a vamp's speed?

Vamp will see everything a Jedi does in slow mo, from aiming his hand for a force ability, to swinging his sabre. Being aware of all the Jedi's abilities, they will evade when needed and speed behind them to rip their heads off before they can react.

This, for the hundredth time, should be enough:

In the third vid, Obi Wan is rushing up the stairs to rejoin the battle at 1:10. Two super battle droids are a foot away, firing FULL AUTO blaster fire on him. Obi Wan blocks it all, quite easily, never slowing down, and wastes them. THAT is all the proof you need to answer whether a Jedi can strike a Twivamp with a lightsaber.

Want more? K.

In AOTC, Oi Wan sensed Zam Wessell behind him a full 3-4 seconds before she fired. He even had time to take one last sip of his drink before cutting her arm off.

Yoda sensed the Clones on Kashyykk and had a full 3-4 seconds to react and decap them.

In ROTJ, Luke was on the skiff (when Han pwned Boba Fett), and was blocking blaster fire from FOUR OR FIVE GUYS ALL AT ONCE, all from a foot away. BONG. 😱

So, a Jedi will know 3-4 seconds in advance where a Twivamp will be. If the Twivamp changes their mind, the precog kicks in and informs the Jedi. If the Twivamp changes their mind again, the precog again kicks in and warns the Jedi. Eventually the Twivamp is decapped.

Only Yoda is fast here. He is more agile than fast although he is probably faster than the human Jedi's since he is CGI. Still nowhere near as a fast as a vampire, so I don't know why you bother with crap like this.

Jedi Precog. Say it with me...Preeeeeeeeee.....Coooooooooooooog......Atta boy!!!

Twivamps are too fast!!!! You're an idiot!!!! Woooooooooohoooooo!!!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Aw, lookit you!!! No, you!!!

And the Jedi can react with their battle precog and reflexes fast enough to act. I have proven this, with this:

[b]In the third vid, Obi Wan is rushing up the stairs to rejoin the battle at 1:10. Two super battle droids are a foot away, firing FULL AUTO blaster fire on him. Obi Wan blocks it all, quite easily, never slowing down, and wastes them. THAT is all the proof you need to answer whether a Jedi can strike a Twivamp with a lightsaber.

Which you have still not effectively countered. Not a dent, not even a scratch. Do keep trying though, it's like watching a retard trying to hump a doorknob. With you, it's all this: "Twivamps are too fast!!!! You're an idiot!!!! Twivamps are too fast!!!! You're an idiot!!!! Twivamps are too fast!!!! You're an idiot!!!! Twivamps are too fast!!!! You're an idiot!!!! Twivamps are too fast!!!! You're an idiot!!!!"

And each time you make that claim, I'll be there to do this to you:

YouTube video

See what I just said, you're talking circles and embarassing yourself.

Never said it was. facepalm

Really now? Because if the Jedi knows where the vampire will be at a given moment, the lightsaber blade will be there. Get it?

This, for the hundredth time, should be enough:

In the third vid, Obi Wan is rushing up the stairs to rejoin the battle at 1:10. Two super battle droids are a foot away, firing FULL AUTO blaster fire on him. Obi Wan blocks it all, quite easily, never slowing down, and wastes them. THAT is all the proof you need to answer whether a Jedi can strike a Twivamp with a lightsaber.

Want more? K.

In AOTC, Oi Wan sensed Zam Wessell behind him a full 3-4 seconds before she fired. He even had time to take one last sip of his drink before cutting her arm off.

Yoda sensed the Clones on Kashyykk and had a full 3-4 seconds to react and decap them.

In ROTJ, Luke was on the skiff (when Han pwned Boba Fett), and was blocking blaster fire from FOUR OR FIVE GUYS ALL AT ONCE, all from a foot away. BONG. 😱

So, a Jedi will know 3-4 seconds in advance where a Twivamp will be. If the Twivamp changes their mind, the precog kicks in and informs the Jedi. If the Twivamp changes their mind again, the precog again kicks in and warns the Jedi. Eventually the Twivamp is decapped.

Jedi Precog. Say it with me...Preeeeeeeeee.....Coooooooooooooog......Atta boy!!!

Twivamps are too fast!!!! You're an idiot!!!! Woooooooooohoooooo!!!!!

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I accept your concession.

I explained why your Obi-Wan blaster analogy fails, you completely ignored my points. Good job.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Really now? Because if the Jedi knows where the vampire will be at a given moment, the lightsaber blade will be there. Get it?

If a Vamp can see a Jedi in slow mo, why would he run into the blade. Answer the question.

You clearly have no counter to what I've said, only saying a Jedi can strike a vampire. Nice strawman fallacy.

Originally posted by Placidity
I accept your concession.

I explained why your Obi-Wan blaster analogy fails, you completely ignored my points. Good job.

If a Vamp can see a Jedi in slow mo, why would he run into the blade. Answer the question.

You clearly have no counter to what I've said, only saying a Jedi can strike a vampire. Nice strawman fallacy.

I ignored shit. I read everything you said and it holds no water.

Stop exaggerating about the slo mo shit. The Jedi won't appear to be in slo mo to the Twivamps. The Jedi moving his lightsaber and striking will not be slo mo. With 3-4 seconds warning via precog, the Jedi will know where to strike and when, with time to spare.

Fact: The Twivamps are fast when moving around, from point A to point B. When actually fighting, they aren't near as fast, in fact, I'd wager that Yoda is about as fast when fighting CQC.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Concession? Why would I concede when I am winning the thread? No counter to what you said? I have proving it wrong with hard core definitive evidence since post 1. Your only defense is "They're too fast!!!!" They're not. The evidence I posted/quoted proves it.

I ignored shit. I read everything you said and it holds no water.

Stop exaggerating about the slo mo shit. The Jedi won't appear to be in slo mo to the Twivamps. The Jedi moving his lightsaber and striking will not be slo mo. With 3-4 seconds warning via precog, the Jedi will know where to strike and when, with time to spare.

Fact: The Twivamps are fast when moving around, from point A to point B. When actually fighting, they aren't near as fast, in fact, I'd wager that Yoda is about as fast when fighting CQC.

I knew you couldn't answer the question.

Speed > Precog.

Wanna say its not? Answer the question.

If a vampire can see a Jedi swinging his sabre at him, why would he continue to run into it if he has more than enough speed to evade it?

I've pointed out the failings of precog against a speedster (NOT "there have been instances of precog failing"😉, you have not provided any counter, because you cannot, and you will not.

Originally posted by Placidity
I knew you couldn't answer the question.

Speed > Precog.

I answered it here:

So, a Jedi will know 3-4 seconds in advance where a Twivamp will be. If the Twivamp changes their mind, the precog kicks in and informs the Jedi. If the Twivamp changes their mind again, the precog again kicks in and warns the Jedi. Eventually the Twivamp is decapped.

See, I love this shit. I am asked a question, I give the perfect answer, it goes ignored, then I am asked to answer again. I do, it goes ignored, I am asked to answer again. yada yada yada.

Wanna say its not? Answer the question.

If a vampire can see a Jedi swinging his sabre at him, why would he continue to run into it if he has more than enough speed to evade it?

It's not like the Jedi is gonna rear back like a baseball player and wait for the Twivamp, you twit. They'll wait for the last second to draw their saber and ignite it. 3-4 seconds warning, the Jedi will know right where the Twivamp will be. If the Twivamp changes course, the Jedi will know. If they change course again, the Jedi will now.

I've pointed out the failings of precog against a speedster (NOT "there have been instances of precog failing"😉, you have not provided any counter, because you cannot, and you will not.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I answered it here:

[b]So, a Jedi will know 3-4 seconds in advance where a Twivamp will be. If the Twivamp changes their mind, the precog kicks in and informs the Jedi. If the Twivamp changes their mind again, the precog again kicks in and warns the Jedi. Eventually the Twivamp is decapped.

See, I love this shit. I am asked a question, I give the perfect answer, it goes ignored, then I am asked to answer again. I do, it goes ignored, I am asked to answer again. yada yada yada.

Just did, accept it or not, you're beaten.
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Yes I will accept that you are retarded.

I'm not even going to challenge the 3-4 second thing even though I could easily do so if I wanted to, but that'll just give you a way out of answering the question at hand.

So, a Vampire is fast enough to see a lightsabre swinging at him, and he is fast enough to evade it. Your ultimate answer is that "eventually the Twicamp is decapped". Explain how? If the Vamp can see the Jedi make his every move, and is much faster, how does the Vampire manage to get himself decapped? You have answered nothing and you know it.

Again, when you cut all the crap, your real answer is "it'll just eventually happen".

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

It's not like the Jedi is gonna rear back like a baseball player and wait for the Twivamp, you twit. They'll wait for the last second to draw their saber and ignite it. 3-4 seconds warning, the Jedi will know right where the Twivamp will be. If the Twivamp changes course, the Jedi will know. If they change course again, the Jedi will now.

Just did!!!!! You've got nothing, dude, nothing. Bow out.

Same thing as above. Having precog, but being so much slower than your opponent does nothing for you.

You also previously said the slowest Jedi would win with precog, guess you'll want to retract that first right?

Also, answer this, who would win - The Flash or a Jedi with a really high level of precog?

Originally posted by Placidity
Yes I will accept that you are retarded.

I'm not even going to challenge the 3-4 second thing even though I could easily do so if I wanted to, but that'll just give you a way out of answering the question at hand.

So, a Vampire is fast enough to see a lightsabre swinging at him, and he is fast enough to evade it. Your ultimate answer is that [b]"eventually the Twicamp is decapped". Explain how? If the Vamp can see the Jedi make his every move, and is much faster, how does the Vampire manage to get himself decapped? You have answered nothing and you know it.

Again, when you cut all the crap, your real answer is "it'll just eventually happen".

Same thing as above. Having precog, but being so much slower than your opponent does nothing for you.

You also previously said the slowest Jedi would win with precog, guess you'll want to retract that first right?

Also, answer this, who would win - The Flash or a Jedi with a really high level of precog? [/B]

Force push (which can encompass a wide area), force hold, slice slice slice, toss into lava. How ya like DEM apples? Hell, a Jedi could simply force push the Twivamp into the lava!!!! Ha!!!!

BTW, Genius...The Twivamps are only shown using their lightning speed while running, in a straight line.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I see you ignored this:

[b]Force push (which can encompass a wide area), force hold, slice slice slice, toss into lava. How ya like DEM apples? Hell, a Jedi could simply force push the Twivamp into the lava!!!! Ha!!!! [/B]

I see you tried to use this to avoid discussing the point I've been trying to make for the last few posts regarding Speed vs Precog.

It's quite clear you are dodging now.

If you want me to discuss your points, first answer mine, then we can continue. Do not give a reply that talks about other things and then continue to pretend it answered the original points I posed to you.

Either respond to my previous post, or concede.

Originally posted by Placidity
I see you tried to use this to avoid discussing the point I've been trying to make for the last few posts regarding Speed vs Precog.

It's quite clear you are dodging now.

If you want me to discuss your points, first answer mine, then we can continue. Do not give a reply that talks about other things and then continue to pretend it answered the original points I posed to you.

Either respond to my previous post, or concede.

I'm answering it now, I was eating.

So, what about that force push?

Originally posted by Placidity
Yes I will accept that you are retarded.

I'm not even going to challenge the 3-4 second thing even though I could easily do so if I wanted to, but that'll just give you a way out of answering the question at hand.

So, a Vampire is fast enough to see a lightsabre swinging at him, and he is fast enough to evade it. Your ultimate answer is that [b]"eventually the Twicamp is decapped". Explain how? If the Vamp can see the Jedi make his every move, and is much faster, how does the Vampire manage to get himself decapped? You have answered nothing and you know it. [/b]

My dear sweet Lord.....I already explained this. Let me post it again:

It's not like the Jedi is gonna rear back like a baseball player and wait for the Twivamp, you twit. They'll wait for the last second to draw their saber and ignite it. 3-4 seconds warning, the Jedi will know right where the Twivamp will be. If the Twivamp changes course, the Jedi will know. If they change course again, the Jedi will now.

There, that's a perfectly good answer. You just don't like it because you know it's true.

Again, when you cut all the crap, your real answer is "it'll just eventually happen".

Same thing as above. Having precog, but being so much slower than your opponent does nothing for you.

You also previously said the slowest Jedi would win with precog, guess you'll want to retract that first right?

Also, answer this, who would win - The Flash or a Jedi with a really high level of precog?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

My dear sweet Lord.....I already explained this. Let me post it again:

[b]It's not like the Jedi is gonna rear back like a baseball player and wait for the Twivamp, you twit. They'll wait for the last second to draw their saber and ignite it. 3-4 seconds warning, the Jedi will know right where the Twivamp will be. If the Twivamp changes course, the Jedi will know. If they change course again, the Jedi will now.

There, that's a perfectly good answer. You just don't like it because you know it's true.
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Posting the same reply even though I ripped it apart in my post means you are either really stupid or trolling, so which is it?

Last second to draw their saber and ignite it? So what? the Vamp will see them do it and change their course. At that point, the Jedi will no longer have a 3-4 second precog because the Vamp is only about half a second away from ripping his head off now? So what's the Jedi's next move? The Jedi saw the Vamp coming at him from the front in his precog, so he decides to draw his saber and turn on it at the last second. The Vamp sees the Jedi doing this just before he reaches him, THIS is when he changes his mind to speed around him and rip his head off from behind. Only at this point would a new precog come to the Jedi because it is only at this instance that the Vampire changes his mind/course. Again, the two are up very close together now, having another precog won't do shit since the Jedi will no longer be able to preemptively plan anything, the Vampire is already upon him.

Admit it, you lose... but you'll probably just post your same response and pretend I didn't just own you for n'th time.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Yoda would rape him.

Hahaha, yea okay, you confirmed you are trolling.

This amuses me.