Uri Boyka runs the Rocky gauntlet

Started by Rogue Jedi5 pages

Uri Boyka runs the Rocky gauntlet

Uri Boyka (Black trunks with white trim)

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Must face each of the following fighters, in the order listed:

1. Tommy Gunn
2. Mason Dixon
3. Clubber Lang
4. Apollo Creed (Rocky 2 version)
5. Ivan Drago
6. Rocky Balboa (Rocky 3 version)

He must fight one a day over a six day period, in the ring, MMA style. No gloves. Each Rocky fighter is at full strength and injury free. Uri's knee is not injured here, and he is fully rested for each fight. The fights last as long as they have to.

Each fight is to the KO. Each fight takes place where Rocky fought Drago, in front of the Russian crowd. Uri's trainer is Turbo, from "Undisputed 3."

Can Uri clear?

i don't even need to read who the opponents are... he clears it. No one in the rocky franchise is messing with him.

This is borderline Spite.

It's not spite, dude 🙄

I'd say 1-3 he clears easily.

Creed could give him problems, what with his speed and power.

Drago's power and long jab could also be a problem.

Balboa? Well, Rocky showed he can fight on a street level, grappling and whatnot. That and his ability to take a beating like no other could be too much for Boyka. And Rocky 3 Balboa is FAST, very evasive too.

dude, if this were boxing matches, I'd agree; but it's MMA style... Uri rapes.

And if he ever gets hit with a Drago power punch, he'll fall like a sack of potatoes.

I always have a good idea about a week in advance which Vs threads you'll make, RJ.

Next week, I foresee Jason Todd in here (Red Hood) somewhere.

Originally posted by Robtard
I always have a good idea about a week in advance which Vs threads you'll make, RJ.

Next week, I foresee Jason Todd in here (Red Hood) somewhere.

'cause of the new Batman flick?

Yes; he'll be getting that soon.

BTW, it's a good animation, well worth the watch.

Originally posted by Robtard
I always have a good idea about a week in advance which Vs threads you'll make, RJ.

Next week, I foresee Jason Todd in here (Red Hood) somewhere.

Sure, cuz I'll totally go see it.

Originally posted by Robtard
I always have a good idea about a week in advance which Vs threads you'll make, RJ.

Next week, I foresee Jason Todd in here (Red Hood) somewhere.

i may beat rj to it 😄

as for this thread, i'd say, uri clears..

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure, cuz I'll totally go see it.

its at your local video store or wherever you go to buy them

Yeah I don't see Uri getting past Drago.

you do know that MMA is a completely different fight than boxing, correct? None of those 'Rocky' fighters are even knowledgeable about the existence of the sport. Also, as soon as Uri throws a kick at Drago, it's a wrap. Put Manny Pacquiao in an MMA fight against any of the low tier fighters in the 155 division and Manny would get wtfpwned as soon as they go to the clinch... on the ground, it's a violation in the worst way.

Drago is bigger and stronger, and most importantly, has a huge reach advantage. Plus he has mad speed. Someone here did the math on the PSI Drago put behind his punches (1250 PSI) and that is enough to kill a man. Just ask Apollo Creed.

Uri is gonna have to get inside the reach of Drago, and there's no way he avoids getting hit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure, cuz I'll totally go see it.

No, retard. You'll be getting it via the mail.

As far as the thread is concerned, he stops at Drago.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Drago is bigger and stronger, and most importantly, has a huge reach advantage. Plus he has mad speed. Someone here did the math on the PSI Drago put behind his punches (1250 PSI) and that is enough to kill a man. Just ask Apollo Creed.

Uri is gonna have to get inside the reach of Drago, and there's no way he avoids getting hit.

The thing about Drago's reach.....it doesn't matter to Uri...whose reach is much longer thanks to wait for it...HIS LEGS!!!! He can kick the shit out of Drago.

On top of that, Uri's pain tolerance borders on near Rocky levels.

Originally posted by KingD19
The thing about Drago's reach.....it doesn't matter to Uri...whose reach is much longer thanks to wait for it...HIS LEGS!!!! He can kick the shit out of Drago.

And Drago is just gonna sit there and wait to be kicked. Right.

When Uri throws a kick, he leaves himself wide open for a Drago power punch.

1250 PSI Drago power punch>>>>>>>>>>..Uri's best kick. And yes, Drago can punch faster than Uri can kick.

LOL @ Uri trying to take Drago to the ground.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, retard. You'll be getting it via the mail.

As far as the thread is concerned, he stops at Drago.

Oh......pm me with what else is coming. And thanks.

Yeah, Drago "Breaks" him.

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you're comparing the athleticism of someone from 1980, to the athleticism of someon from 2009. That's like saying, "Carl Lewis would beat Ussain Bolt in a race"... lulz. Drago would get dominated in speed and outclassed in striking. It's not even fair onceit goes to the ground. People today are simply bigger, stronger and faster than they were 20 years ago. Take LeBron in drop him in the 80's... he would dominate even more than he does now.

Uri rapes.

Yeah, several boxers and UFC fighters have punches in the 1,000 PSI range...it's nothing special anymore.

And I'm not saying Drago's gonna sit there and wait to get kicked, but he's not experienced against MMA fighters. And a kick to the leg, ribs, face....he has no defense. Plus his arms aren't long enough to land a blow on Yuri when he's kicking him from the maximum effective range of his foot.

Originally posted by marwash22

you're comparing the athleticism of someone from 1980, to the athleticism of someon from 2009. That's like saying, "Carl Lewis would beat Ussain Bolt in a race"... lulz. Drago would get dominated in speed and outclassed in striking. It's not even fair onceit goes to the ground. People today are simply bigger, stronger and faster than they were 20 years ago. Take LeBron in drop him in the 80's... he would dominate even more than he does now.

Uri rapes.

LoL, these are movie characters, saying "Drago is form the 80's" means nothing, he has movie feats; they're timeless.

Drago could outright kill him with one punch.