Yeah, but what attracts them to the ships in the first place is that its not explicit, so they can obsess over the tiny details and write fanfics fantasising about them being together. You can't write a melodramatic fic about their first kiss or the angst leading up to it if they get together on screen and its not nearly trashy enough to be satisfying. Most shippers are teenagers, so relationship angst and confusing, ambiguous feelings about unattainable people makes up 200% of their day to day lives.
Nonsensical pairings built off of tiny, silly stuff are what make the biggest ships. Look at Zutara. **** all romantic chemistry, one of the biggest ships of all time.
Even now, you think Kuvira is being shipped with her actual goddamn fiance? Heck no its Lin and Suyin, the two dumbest yet juuuust possible pairings available.
Originally posted by Nephthys
Yeah, but what attracts them to the ships in the first place is that its not explicit, so they can obsess over the tiny details and write fanfics fantasising about them being together. You can't write a melodramatic fic about their first kiss or the angst leading up to it if they get together on screen and its not nearly trashy enough to be satisfying. Most shippers are teenagers, so relationship angst and confusing, ambiguous feelings about unattainable people makes up 200% of their day to day lives.Nonsensical pairings built off of tiny, silly stuff are what make the biggest ships. Look at Zutara. **** all romantic chemistry, one of the biggest ships of all time.
Even now, you think Kuvira is being shipped with her actual goddamn fiance? Heck no its Lin and Suyin, the two dumbest yet juuuust possible pairings available.
Ironically while accurate the tone of this post is intensely angsty.
Originally posted by Nephthys
Yeah, but what attracts them to the ships in the first place is that its not explicit, so they can obsess over the tiny details and write fanfics fantasising about them being together. You can't write a melodramatic fic about their first kiss or the angst leading up to it if they get together on screen and its not nearly trashy enough to be satisfying. Most shippers are teenagers, so relationship angst and confusing, ambiguous feelings about unattainable people makes up 200% of their day to day lives.Nonsensical pairings built off of tiny, silly stuff are what make the biggest ships. Look at Zutara. **** all romantic chemistry, one of the biggest ships of all time.
Even now, you think Kuvira is being shipped with her actual goddamn fiance? Heck no its Lin and Suyin, the two dumbest yet juuuust possible pairings available.
Oh, I don't disagree with you. I'm just saying that, one way or another, they want to see the ship happen, and will even go as far as to make sure of it. They may not want it to be official, but they want it either way.
Originally posted by NemeBro
You ****ing coward.I thought we were peers, but it would seem your power level is much smaller than mine.
As if its because I don't have the guts. The Pines have one of the best sibling dynamics of all time. Of all time, Nemebro! Only stupid dicktongues sully that relationship with romance.
Originally posted by NephthysI think you're a misogynistic ****-shamer who needs to stop telling girls (And little boys) what they can or can not do with their bodies.
You think Dipper and Mabel are slutty enough to just bang without any romance involved??? Clearly you are no true fan. I like to think they're classier than that, you horrible sack of shit.