Meanest thing you ever done

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dunno if this qualifies as mean, or as insensitive:

Once I was making out with a chick, things went to the next level, she took off her pants. I ran my hand down there and, when I breeched her panties, the smell hit me. Tuna. Raw tuna.

I must've made a face because she asked what was wrong.

I said "Dude, you stink."

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dunno if this qualifies as mean, or as insensitive:

Once I was making out with a chick, things went to the next level, she took off her pants. I ran my hand down there and, when I breeched her panties, the smell hit me. Tuna. Raw tuna.

I must've made a face because she asked what was wrong.

I said "Dude, you stink."

Haha wrecked

The meanest thing I've ever done...

Well, I'm a really really nice person and I try to bend over backwards (figure of speech, newbz) to be nice and help people...

but...

I've done some mean things.

When my little brother and sister were young (4 and 6), I used to play an "assassin" game with them: I'd have them run down a longish hall and I'd try to "assassinate" them with the couch cushions.

You have to throw the couch cushions "edge" on and hit them right in the back of the head as they run down the hall. It would then cause them to fly forwards, face first. It was quite funny. And, I'd miss 9 out of 10 times. So the kids would go for it as they would rub it in when I didn't knock them over. But, when I got them, they'd bawl their little eyes out and I'd convince them to go again.

It was mean because I laughed so hard when they went flying and hurt themselves. 🙁 But, what are big brothers for, right? awesome

i havent done any mean thingsawesome

Originally posted by StarCraft2
i havent done any mean thingsawesome

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Thanks for calling me disgusting. awesome

how many times are we gonna dance this dance with the same tune?
umm
ppl say i am insecure but your the only one that always makes a set up to be complimented.airkiss

okay lets get this started.

i dont think you are unattractive nor do i think you are grossly overweight....bashful if anything:
band
" i find your curves to be in all the right places"..

"a lil bounce in your breast and bum is just aces"

"dont get me wrong its not just your bod but also your face, its truly amazin."

"starin in your colored blue eyes is like swimming in a magical ocean."

"if given the chance either one of us would be each others sex slave"...

milky white smooth skin that the sun is shamed and hides from indignation..
yes, you are amazing nothing but all Aces.....loveglasses
serenade

pm me if you want an actual non pc truth of fat and ugly.

may have involved a member here, or former member.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
may have involved a member here, or former member.

That one time we tricked you fools into thinking Kram3r's girlfriend was in a Coma.

Oh fun, that was.

Originally posted by Ax3l
That one time we tricked you fools into thinking Kram3r's girlfriend was in a Coma.

Oh fun, that was.

Originally posted by King Castle
sigh...uggh

how many times are we gonna dance this dance with the same tune?
umm
ppl say i am insecure but your the only one that always makes a set up to be complimented.airkiss

okay lets get this started.

i dont think you are unattractive nor do i think you are grossly overweight....bashful if anything:
band
" i find your curves to be in all the right places"..

"a lil bounce in your breast and bum is just aces"

"dont get me wrong its not just your bod but also your face, its truly amazin."

"starin in your colored blue eyes is like swimming in a magical ocean."

"if given the chance either one of us would be each others sex slave"...

milky white smooth skin that the sun is shamed and hides from indignation..
yes, you are amazing nothing but all Aces.....loveglasses
serenade

pm me if you want an actual non pc truth of fat and ugly.

But you do think fat people are disgusting, yes?

& I am overweight. Therefore by your own reasoning, I am disgusting.
Ofc I know this but w/e.

If you dont want me to say things like: "Thanks for calling me disgusting. " etc. try not to say things along the lines of: "I think fat and ugly people are disgusting."
This would most likely stop the issue altogether.
But thanks for the compliments.

*Must remember not to let my bf see this post otherwise he'll tell me off for calling myself fat.* awesome

you are actually quite attractive and are not what i would consider to be overweight.. a lil ounce in your bounce is fine when you are attractive.. especially when it compliments you in all the right places.

check your pm.
bashful

so just to reintegrate, i find you to be very pretty and if given the chance i do my best to seduce you... find the man in the boat.boat

if you need me to put it in verse let me know...

Originally posted by Kharhmah
But you do think fat people are disgusting, yes?

& I am overweight. Therefore by your own reasoning, I am disgusting.
Ofc I know this but w/e.

If you dont want me to say things like: "Thanks for calling me disgusting. " etc. try not to say things along the lines of: "I think fat and ugly people are disgusting."
This would most likely stop the issue altogether.
But thanks for the compliments.

*Must remember not to let my bf see this post otherwise he'll tell me off for calling myself fat.* awesome

i once took my section out to for lunch at hooters, one of my guys was only 20 yrs old. i ordered a bucket of beer and she(waitress)refused to bring it to me even though it was on the menu.

b/c 1 of the 4 ppl at the table wasnt 21.

anyways.....

i pulled a wad of cash put it on the table ordered my food and pulled a 2o out of the stack. she gave me a beer and told me she keep it coming b4 i finish my beer to make up for the bucket. i looked her in the eye downed it as she was serving us reached out and pulled another 20... once she realized what was happening she changed her tune. we ordered a bucket again and she brought it to us.. she then said we were mean.. i laughed at her and told her if she had just done her job and not try to be a mom she would have had a bigger dip. she then asked to switch tables and we got a friendlier hostess who only asked for ID from the person ordering the drinks. she got a big tip

I don't do mean things, I'm pretty much perfect.

i once stayed at my friends house and one of the college girls kept tryin to wake me up..

not sure if she was just tryin to tease me or legitimately liked me.

i tried to be polite but was pissed.

told her that she was some paris hilton skank.
that she wasnt cool.
that instead of whorin around and bein proud to date a lawyer she should focus on school and be proud of her own accomplishment.
that i wasnt attracted to her and the last thing i do is sleep with a chick who would check my wallet for money and want gifts.
that is called whorin and prostituting