Funny, but not as funny as this.
I just read a pretty... out there theory. I'm going to put it in spoiler tags just on the off chance that this ends up being true.
Spoiler:
Someone came up with the idea that it's Sherry with "Alex" but the reason Sherry sounds like Ashley Graham is because she IS Ashley Graham. Apparently, following Resident Evil 2, Sherry was adopted by a government official who became president. Her dad changed her name. I ended up reading some stuff on Sherry since I always thought she was kidnapped by Wesker, but turns out that she was actually taken into custody by the government but Wesker used his ties to leave spy's on her. Maybe Leons ties to her is why he was assigned to the job he has right now and why he was trusted to bring her back from Europe in Resident Evil 4.If that's not enough, their ages match up perfectly too. Sherry was 12 during the Raccoon City incident. Resident Evil 4 was 6 years later and Ashley was 18 years old. That would make them both the same age.
It was from a comment on this page (which is a analysis of the trailer when it came out).
Is that too crazy to be true?