Things Videogame Characters Will Never Say

Raiden (mgs2):My hips are perfectly natural for a man

Ryu: “Shoryu— Actually, that’s a bit played out now, isn’t it?”

Originally posted by Rascaduanok
Ryu: “Shoryu— Actually, that’s a bit played out now, isn’t it?”

My ass...'move is phuckin' awesome.

AKUMA - "PANTSU MISHUTEI MORATEI YIROSHIDISKU!" ("Please show me your panties!"😉
ARBITER - "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!"
ARTHAS - "The last time I went to the bathroom? Precisely....*pause*...one second ago. Going to do or say something about it?"
CAPTAIN FALCON - "SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS!"
CAPTAIN PRICE - "SOAP! Sorry, lad. It just sounds funny when I yell it loudly. SAAAHHHH...OHHHHHHH....P!"
CORTANA - "Blonde moment. Sorry. My bad."
CLOUD STRIFE - "JAX! I mean....BARRETT!"
HEIHATCHI - "SHUNGOKUSA - OH!"
JILL VALENTINE - "Chris, Wesker's bigger than you in the pants. Sorry."
LEON KENNEDY - *whiny, annoying wailing* "ASHLEEEEY!! HEEEEEELP!"
LINK - "IT'S-A ME! LINK!"
MARIO - "HADOU-AH-KEN-A!"
MASTER CHIEF - *humming the Flight of the Valkyries theme*
KAZUYA - "SHORYUKEN!!!!"
KIRBY - "JIGGLY!"
KRATOS - "ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?!?!?!"
PAC-MAN - *belch*
PRINCESS ROSALINA - "Your 'special one' looks and sounds like a retarded version of me."
RYU - "KAMEHAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEE - DOUKEN!"
SAMUS ARAN - *high pitched screaming*
SEPHIROTH - *imitating lightsaber sound effects while swinging Masamune*
SERGEANT FOLEY - "RAMIREZ! GET ACROSS THAT STREET AND RIP THAT TANK APART WITH YOUR BARE HANDS WHILE WE SHOOT AT F**KING NOTHING!"
SHAO KAHN - "FINISH ME!"
SCORPION - "GO OVER THERE!!!!"

I take requests.

😆 😂 🤣 Retarded!

Especially, "JAX! I mean....BARRETT!"

Marcus: Oh my god, they killed Carmine!

Dom: You b@$+@rds!

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Wanderer: So you're telling me that I have go on a long ass journey to find sixteen giants and kill them just to ressurect the woman I love? Screw that, I'm just gonna accept her dead and move on. This is ridiculous.

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Albert Wesker: *sings the song "I Want Your Body"*

Alexia Ashford: O_o

Captain Quark: "I couldn't have done it without my team!"

Wander: "Why, exactly, am I killing these colossi?"

Duke Nukem: "For gods sake, put some clothes on!"

Originally posted by DarkC
[b]SHAO KAHN - "FINISH ME!"[/B]

YouTube video

Alfred Ashford: My name is--

Steve and Claire: Lady Gaga?

Alfred Ashford: **** you!

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Steve: I don't wanna die a virgin!

Claire: Well too bad.

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Steve: Hey Claire, do you play Bioshock? 'Cause I want you to rattle my great chain like it was the year 1959 all over again. Bow chika bow--*Claire aims a gun at him*whoa. Okay, pick up lines are over.

Claire: You're a pig.

Captain Price:

"SOAP! GET TO DA CHOPPA!"

Leon Kennedy: Ada, don't wait!

i've never heard a character say that he's or she's gay or bi. i dunno about one ever saying so either.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
i've never heard a character say that he's or she's gay or bi. i dunno about one ever saying so either.

Shadow Hearts: Covenant has a mini game involving finding gay porn magazines.

Young Leo Stenbuck: Time to man up.

Dingo: I'm feeling emo today.

Ashley: You should be trying to get me out of here, not play at shooting galleries to win a bunch of dolls.

Leon: They're action figures!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Ashley: You should be trying to get me out of here, not play at shooting galleries to win a bunch of dolls.

Leon: They're action figures!

vaca acaralhada

Infamous Jokes

Cole: I put a shock into your system!
John White's actor: That's my lin-nevermid.

John White: why do I get the feelling I done this lightning hero stuff before? *scratches his head on a Static Shock comic*

arbiter: i hate you chief
master cheif: lets have sex!

Originally posted by wammamram
arbiter: i hate you chief
master cheif: lets have sex!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Marcus: Oh my god, they killed Carmine!

Dom: You b@$+@rds!

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Wanderer: So you're telling me that I have go on a long ass journey to find sixteen giants and kill them just to ressurect the woman I love? Screw that, I'm just gonna accept her dead and move on. This is ridiculous.

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Albert Wesker: *sings the song "I Want Your Body"*

Alexia Ashford: O_o

Just so much unfunny in this thread 🙁