Thor (unarmed) Vs. A whole lot of Spiders

Started by Uriel0053 pages

I think the top of the spider list is carnage and he tops out at around class 40 I think. Thor farts in the symbiotes general direction and the sonic attack cripples them. Thor doesn't do silent and deadly It will be loud wet and nasty. Thor continues to destroy everyone but spidey in his drunken fugue he decides to show spidey how a real man works. He proceeds to take his wimmins back to the bathroom to finish up while spidey futilely beats on his back as he does so.

Spiders easy.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Who is Thousand supposed to be?

And you call yourself a Spider-Man fan...?

Originally posted by Black bolt z
Spiders easy.
no.

Originally posted by marwash22
yes.

yes... you are delusional? i agree. 😛

Originally posted by marwash22
yes... you are delusional? i agree. 😛
me too.I know I am.But the spiders still stomp.

I think this is a lot closer than people think...

And Colossus C thinks that Colossus vs Superman is a close match.

Originally posted by illadelph12
I think this is a lot closer than people think...
How so? Thor's not gonna be drunk for long and once the spiders start agitating him, he'll get serious and bring the pain.

He's gonna be drunk for the duration of the battle as it's the stip (that he's sh*tfaced).

Also, the Spiders have a lot of options and ways of keeping him incapacitated. They don't have to be able to kill him to beat him in a bar brawl.

Originally posted by illadelph12
He's gonna be drunk for the duration of the battle as it's the stip (that he's sh*tfaced).

Also, the Spiders have a lot of options and ways of keeping him incapacitated. They don't have to be able to kill him to beat him in a bar brawl.

Your right they toss MJ at him and tell her to suck for their lives while they hold Spidey down.

Originally posted by illadelph12
He's gonna be drunk for the duration of the battle as it's the stip (that he's sh*tfaced).

Also, the Spiders have a lot of options and ways of keeping him incapacitated. They don't have to be able to kill him to beat him in a bar brawl.

So, your stipulation negates a character's power-set? mmm

Originally posted by Starscream M
they are gonna be able to avoid most of what thor throws at them...remember he's wasted

the symbiotes can cut him with their tendrils, the others could smash his head with various objects, etc...eventually he will fall

Logans claws barely cut Thor and you think the Symbiotes can 😄 Anyway Thor in an angry drunk stat unleashes a huge storm and wipes the spiders out

Originally posted by marwash22
So, your stipulation negates a character's power-set? mmm

Jagerbombs>>>>>>>>>>Healing Factor.

Ask Bada.

Thor is DRUNK.

Period. 😄

lol, Bada is getting picked on today.

Bada is a ouchebagday 'cause he doesn't share his tortellini.

EDIT: that's sounds a little ghey. biscuits

Originally posted by marwash22
Bada is a ouchebagday 'cause he doesn't share his tortellini.

EDIT: that's sounds a little ghey. biscuits

Gay, you want his tortellini.

Yeah, that definitely needs a (no homo) pawtna...

I'll play along with Thor being drunk for the duration, even though we all know better ahuh. Still, the spiders blades aren't gonna cut Thor (if they do, his HF will close those up with the quickness); the best they could hope for his immobilizing him by gang raping him with webbing.