Thor (unarmed) Vs. A whole lot of Spiders

Started by illadelph123 pages

Which would count as a W.

Originally posted by marwash22
I'll play along with Thor being drunk for the duration, even though we all know better ahuh. Still, the spiders blades aren't gonna cut Thor (if they do, his HF will close those up with the quickness); the best they could hope for his immobilizing him by gang raping him with webbing.

Thor could snap webbing. There is a limit to what they can take before snapping and I guarantee they will snap under planet busting forces.

The spiders don`t stand a chanse.. they can`t do real damage and drunken brawl is a fcukin art form to any viking not to mention viking gods.

Thor massacers them, then mistakes Parker for a girl and has his way with him.