Originally posted by Matthias Fenris
sorans wake up... maybe give him nightmares... add a head injury... deadpool him up a bit..
nope... head injury and stress of his home being glassed gives my spartan the voices in his head... called it first.. and as far as details goes... the only details here are that the dude is collecting spartans for possible merc work... im suspecting battles to gain info, weapons, info and monies... but really have no idea whats going to go on, because youre pretty tight lipped about it... which is cool.. but i cant give huge detail on something i dont have a formed image of...
nope, just gonna think about how racist you are
btw, dont have a picture yet, and dont have access to the xbox to figure out his armour but heres the new guy, couldnt resist naming him Wade
Type: Spartan-III
Name / Service Tag: Wade-275
Company: Bravo
Gender: male
Age: 25
Race: human(or is he?)
Primary Weapon: Shotgun
Secondary Weapon: Turret/dmr/golf club
Job Type: heavy weapons/bad ****ing ass
Personal Abilities: enhanced (already enhanced) strength
Bio, Extra Information: he most certainly can stick it, he always talks about that one time he met the master Chief...the story frequently changes drastically between telling, he once killed a grunt with a stare and has actually punched through skulls, he would have been your daddy but the dog beat him over the fence, he may not hate his enemies, but he sure as hell loves to kill them...a lot, it's rumored he loves his shotgun so much he has had sex with it (disproven by the comparitively too small of hole on the shogun(foreplay however totally possible)), he was born on reach, raised on reach, and always within reach of his weapons, he always uses the exact same shotgun as he has a special bond with it for some reason, managed to hide his personality 'issues' long enough to pass the spartan training, by 'issues' the writer means he's batshit crazy or atleast brilliantly annoying and eccentric, this possibly caused by a neural implant gone haywire, despite being crazy he is an excellant soldier (even on spartan levels) and gets shit done, usually with a scoop of unique that makes people shake their head "oh Wade, you is crazy"
Originally posted by (>^^)>
nope, just gonna think about how racist you are
btw, dont have a picture yet, and dont have access to the xbox to figure out his armour but heres the new guy, couldnt resist naming him Wade
Good enough for me =\
Type: Spartan-III
Viva la-- BOOM!
Name / Service Tag: Wade-275
275... okay then.
Company: Bravo
275 sounds more Alpha
Gender: male
or is he?
Age: 25
I guess that sounds okay, age is slightly important.
Race: human(or is he?)
I suppose.
Primary Weapon: Shotgun
ehh, so many shortgun whores.
Secondary Weapon: Turret/dmr/golf club
First one I don't like, first off your not gonna lug a turret around on your back XD second, no gulf club weapon variants >.< omg
Job Type: heavy weapons/bad ****ing ass
Okay to Heavy Weapons, Spartan defined Badass
Personal Abilities: enhanced (already enhanced) strength
So he's EXTRA strong? 0.o
Bio, Extra Information: he most certainly can stick it, he always talks about that one time he met the master Chief...the story frequently changes drastically between telling, he once killed a grunt with a stare and has actually punched through skulls, he would have been your daddy but the dog beat him over the fence, he may not hate his enemies, but he sure as hell loves to kill them...a lot, it's rumored he loves his shotgun so much he has had sex with it (disproven by the comparitively too small of hole on the shogun(foreplay however totally possible)), he was born on reach, raised on reach, and always within reach of his weapons, he always uses the exact same shotgun as he has a special bond with it for some reason, managed to hide his personality 'issues' long enough to pass the spartan training, by 'issues' the writer means he's batshit crazy or atleast brilliantly annoying and eccentric, this possibly caused by a neural implant gone haywire, despite being crazy he is an excellant soldier (even on spartan levels) and gets shit done, usually with a scoop of unique that makes people shake their head "oh Wade, you is crazy"
well... this doesn't just scream "I WANT A BIG P****"
So anyways. What I got from this was...
-he lies a lot.
-he's rumored about a lot.
-he has a gun fetish.
-he's publicly insane.
Am I right?