RoTS Yoda vs Half-Blood Prince

Started by Impediment4 pages

I refuse to let this drag out any further than it already has.

If all Snape can do without his wand is teleport far away, then Yoda wins by default.

Someone explain how Snape wins after Yoda Force grabs it?

Originally posted by Impediment
I refuse to let this drag out any further than it already has.

If all Snape can do without his wand is teleport far away, then Yoda wins by default.

Someone explain how Snape wins after Yoda Force grabs it?

Snape half apparates right away, becomes an intangible cloud of smoke, and death spells Yoda?

BONG. And yes, Snape can half apparate instantly, before Yoda can attack. And yes, wizards can cast spells while half apparating.

And... what's stopping Yoda from just force raping the half that's still there?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Snape half apparates right away, becomes an intangible cloud of smoke, and death spells Yoda?

BONG. And yes, Snape can half apparate instantly, before Yoda can attack. And yes, wizards can cast spells while half apparating.

This ignores Yoda's great advantage of Force-precog and the use of his Jedi reaction-time, he would react first and disarming an opponent thereby making him a non-threat is something Yoda would do/open with.

This also breaks the "rule" you set in the other thread that Snape would attack first with that cutting spell as his MO.

At least try and stick to the rules you make along the way, dude.

No, you don't get it. Snape becomes an intangible cloud of smoke while half apparating. He can do it instantly and be gone before Yoda attacks. Yoda can't touch him if he is a cloud of smoke.

And yes, I have video evidence, two vids actually, of death eaters being intangible while half apparating.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, you don't get it. Snape becomes an intangible cloud of smoke while half apparating. He can do it instantly and be gone before Yoda attacks. Yoda can't touch him if he is a cloud of smoke.

And yes, I have video evidence, two vids actually, of death eaters being intangible while half apparating.

What you don't seem to get, despite being a self-description "SW fanboy" is that Yoda would be one-step ahead due to Force-precog and his heightened speed/reaction-time. Snape's a regular human in these regards, he's not the Flash or even Spider-man.

Yoda would pull that wand before Snape cast a spell, any spell, it's in Yoda' abilities/powers to do so.

Originally posted by Robtard
What you don't seem to get, despite being a self-description "SW fanboy" is that Yoda would be one-step ahead due to Force-precog and his heightened speed/reaction-time.

Yoda would pull that wand before Snape cast a spell, any spell, it's in Yoda' abilities/powers to do so.

No, dude. Snape takes off, half apparates, instantly. He becomes a cloud of smoke, intangible. His clothes, his wand, his shoes, it all becomes intangible.

The speed at which a death eater flies around>>>>>>>>.Jedi speed/reaction time.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, dude. Snape takes off, half apparates, instantly.

Being a... human. He would have to think, or will himself to half apparate, in for it to happen. Point is that having precognition and enhanced reflexes, Yoda can speed blitz him before that happens.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Snape half apparates right away, becomes an intangible cloud of smoke, and death spells Yoda?

BONG. And yes, Snape can half apparate instantly, before Yoda can attack. And yes, wizards can cast spells while half apparating.

How does Snape death spell Yoda without his wand?

Even you said:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, Snape apparates away right away and becomes intangible, a cloud of smoke.

Yeah, intangible. What happens if you shoot a cloud of smoke with a gun? Nothing. The bullet passes right through.

Again, care to explain to me how a cloud of smoke kills Yoda with ou a wand?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, dude. Snape takes off, half apparates, instantly. He becomes a cloud of smoke, intangible. His clothes, his wand, his shoes, it all becomes intangible.

The speed at which a death eater flies around>>>>>>>>.Jedi speed/reaction time.

Force-precog + his Force enhanced reaction-time/speed = Yoda will be one-step ahead; he gets to attack first. Get that through your Harry Parry fanboy shielded skull. Snape isn't faster than Yoda; The Force is why.

Snape is a death eater? Death eaters fly around a lot faster than blaster bolts? (Not that this really matters, as the fight will be over before Snape goes poof.)

Originally posted by Robtard
Force-precog + his enhanced reaction-time/speed = Yoda will be one-step ahead; he gets to attack first. Get that through your Harry Parry fanboy shielded skull. Snape isn't faster than Yoda; The Force is why.

Snape is a death eater? Death eaters fly around a lot faster than blaster bolts?

Sorry, I was under the assumption that this was a 1....2...3....GO type of battle. If it is, Snape half apparates at GO and becomes untouchable.

And yes, while half apparating, Snape will be far faster than Yoda.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sorry, I was under the assumption that this was a 1....2...3....GO type of battle. If it is, Snape half apparates at GO and becomes untouchable.

And yes, while half apparating, Snape will be far faster than Yoda.

Yoda's still faster, he could react first, being faster than normal people is a Jedi ability. Speed wins this battle, dude.

Yoda can easily block blaster bolts(yes, plural), so these 'half-clouds' move faster than blaster bolts? I don't remember them being that fast in the films.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yoda's still faster, he could react first, being faster than normal people is a Jedi ability. Speed wins this battle, dude.

Yoda can easily block blaster bolts(yes, plural), so these 'half-clouds' move faster than blaster bolts? I don't remember them being that fast in the films.

I'm talking about their personal speed. Snape will be flying around faster than Yoda can move on the ground. I have never, not once, questioned Jedi reaction speed (blocking blaster bolts).

Then what are you arguing? If Snape manages to half apparent then he'd have a chance? I guess... point is that he won't live long enough to half apparate.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm talking about their personal speed. Snape will be flying around faster than Yoda can move on the ground. I have never, not once, questioned Jedi reaction speed (blocking blaster bolts).

Fair enough about the flying vs ground speed. Though we've seen padawan Obi and Qui Gon Gin run at super-speeds in Ep:1; they're not as powerful in the Force as Yoda would be here. So that pretty much trumps your flying angle.

But you have questioned Jedi reaction-time multiple times, by insisting that Snape (wizards) would react and attack before Yoda (and Vader and Palpatine). You also pretty much throw Force-precog out the window.

Originally posted by Robtard
Fair enough about the flying vs ground speed.

But you have questioned Jedi reaction-time multiple times, by insisting that Snape (wizards) would react and attack before Yoda (and Vader and Palpatine). You also pretty much throw Force-precog out the window.

I only said that Yoda's uber speed was in saber combat only, same with Vader. Never, not once, did they use a force attack that would reach Snape before he can half apparate away.

The precog thing was fail, I conceded that already.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I only said that Yoda's uber speed was in saber combat only, same with Vader. Never, not once, did they use a force attack that would reach Snape before he can half apparate away.

The precog thing was fail, I conceded that already.

WTF? So the Force now travels at "X" amount of speed? It's instant, the second Yoda Force-pulls(which he could do faster than Snape spell) the wand it's out of Snape's hand and moving towards Yoda.

Yet you ignore that Force-precog would allow Yoda to be one-step ahead of Snape on a consistent basis.

Originally posted by Robtard
WTF? So the Force now travels at "X" amount of speed? It's instant, the second Yoda Force-pulls(which he could do faster than Snape spell) the wand it's out of Snape's hand and moving towards Yoda.

Yet you ignore that Force-precog would allow Yoda to be one-step ahead of Snape on a consistent basis.

1.....2....3......GO!!!!!!!!!!

Snape is a cloud of smoke, instantly. Untouchable. Instantly. Right away. Yoda cannot force pull smoke. And if he did, if he managed to somehow pull a McClane four leaf clover outta his ass, if he managed to force pull Snape's intangible form to him, Snape death spells him.

It isn't intangible. Your own vid proves that, the gang were being buffeted about by them. Ergo they have solid bodies.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
1.....2....3......GO!!!!!!!!!!

Snape is a cloud of smoke, instantly. Untouchable. Instantly. Right away. Yoda cannot force pull smoke. And if he did, if he managed to somehow pull a McClane four leaf clover outta his ass, if he managed to force pull Snape's intangible form to him, Snape death spells him.

At "go" Yoda's Force enhanced reaction-time allows him to react first.

Death Spell wouldn't hit Yoda, he'd block it, or dodge is another option due to his reaction-time and precog. Not that it would get that far, as Snape needs a wand to cast that. See above.