Darth Sidious (Palpatine) vs Snape

Let's see, any mention of Death stars or star destroyers?

Originally posted by Darth Truculent
The final battle between Star Wars mythos and the Harry Potter series. Battle site is the same (streets of London) only this time it is night. Sidious gets his lightsaber and the dark side of the Force. Snape has his wand and magic. Both parties have little knowledge of each others powers. Remember, Sidious is the ultimate Master of the dark side of the Force. Can Snape beat a Master of the dark side?

Not. Stick with the OP, babe.

No mention of it having clothes involved, but we assume they are right...?

(Well we all know that you'd prefer the Wizard to have none though...)

So again, you're admitting that the Jedi/Sith have no chance in combat against wizards, and that they must call in a Death star?

K.

Noope. That YOUR non-sequiter of logic.

The SWers can defeat the wizards with or without.

And they DID defeat them without AND without.

Thats of course why Snape has no head. (As explained in the 1st six pages of this thread folks!!! To save myself having to repeat it AGAIN for RJ's benefit.).
Now stop crying.

Snape /\

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Noope. That YOUR non-sequiter of logic.

The SWers can defeat the wizards with or without.

And they DID defeat them without AND without.

Thats of course why Snape has no head. (As explained in the 1st six pages of this thread folks!!! To save myself having to repeat it AGAIN for RJ's benefit.).
Now stop crying.

Any attack Sidious tries is not instant. It takes a split second to cast and reach Snape. Snape will be long gone by this time. He will be a thousand feet away, around a corner, safe from harm, and one word will be whispered.

"Confundus."

This turns Sidious into a babbling fool with a chronic case of Sithzeimers. Snape walks over, orders Sidious to eat his lightsaber blade.

Mhm, Snape has himself some fun that night.

Factually incorrect. 🙂 As shown by his instant attacks. 🙂

Also Snape was beheaded from behind by force pulled lightsabre that he could neither see, nor react to..

Therefore he is casting no confundus.

Hard day at the office?

😛

Snape'll vanish the lightsaber AND Sidious before Sidious gets a cackle off.

Nah He isnt aware of it til after he is dead.

Try again. 🙂

So, according to you, Snape'll just sit there, wait for Sidious to ignite and throw his saber, yeah? Even though he can instantly apparate, be long gone before the saber even leaves Sidious's hand? He'll just sit there and allow himself to be killed?

He wouldnt see the sabre coming, from behind him at head level until the sabre was through his neck.

So Sidious can move thousands of feet away instantly? Nice.

I was going to bother to respond of ^ that, but I've lost my steroids plucky enthusiasm. So I'll just re-quote this:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Lucien is right RJ. You are pwned again.

EDIT: I'll do this in the other thread too.

Of course you will, because you've got nothing left.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Of course you will, because you've got nothing left.

See? Hear that? That's the sound of you running out of gas.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
See? Hear that? That's the sound of you running out of gas.

3.09 here... RJ needs an actual response, it would seem, to continue this thread.

It's measured by gallon in the States, isn't it? You crafty Rebels.